Team Ligma Official

#high stakes pokereality #team enigma return #glitch pkmn irl #pkmn irl #Last post for a while #Sorry guys

Now that some complications have been resolved, I will be resuming my research into the removal of corruption. A few subjects have been secured with visible enough corruption that they should make prime candidates for a cure. If it is possible for a cure to be administered, this should make it clear how viable a fix for their corruption truly is.

If it is successful, it may be possible to save some of the less severely impacted from that region.

If it is not, then it may simply be that they are beyond hope.

-Enigma Admin Grant

fox-pokemon-fan

Allow me to translate this from "supervillain" to "Unovan" for you all.

"Now that I've gotten over being punked and also started threatening my own employees, I'm returning to my attempts at mass genocide. I've kidnapped some of the people I want to Genocide and am now going to torture them."

youngchampionreika

announcement: team enigma is no longer allowed to travel to the salen reigon due to bill 07! :3

#Good news everyone ! ! !

K

Excuse me who is this?

-Emma

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Yall say enigma is the path, more like enigma is a bitch, but for real, why the hell do you dislike glitches? I think they're cute [Image id: a classic missing no birb, muching on something, it has a little bow on its head ]

Whether you like or dislike Glitch Pokemon does not matter. What matters is that they should not be. They do not belong in this world. Their presence is an error that must be fixed.

I am fixing that error.

-Enigma Admin Grant

poke-irs-real

K

#in other news yes actually I think they're really cool #They're made of LAVA #pkmn irl

U

Have you ever heard of slugma?

Slugma balls

Is Grant running out of disk space for this stuff? Like, he sure is doing a lot of research, where is he putting it?

Disk space? Er... you mean like on his computer?

I think Silph gives out removable hard drives to its programmers, so if that was an issue all he'd have to do is ask i think.

It doesn't really look like he's using a ton of his harddrive.

Um, I can ask him though I guess.

-Taylor

#This goes here #glitch pkmn irl #pkmn irl #team enigma return

I'm honestly cannot fathom why this ask was sent.

Yes. I have enough disk space. I'm not sure why my dick space would be a problem. What I am doing relates to altering the fabric of this world. The PC is merely a means to that end. Nothing more.

-Enigma Admin Grant

professorzzazz

Currently watching the world's worst game of pingpong on my dash

#team enigma return #high stakes pokereality

I don't even have a joke about this it's just fucked up

Currently watching the world's worst game of pingpong on my dash

#team enigma return #high stakes pokereality

In light of all the utter nonsense I have been witness to over the last few days. We are making progress.

I have discovered a method by which Hybridization may be once again possible, recent complications notwithstanding.

I am still working out the details of the exact procedure. However, I am for the moment very optimistic about what the results may be.

-Enigma Admin Grant

giratina-official

@team-ligma-official

He's gonna superglue two pokemon together. Nails didn't work out.

deadly-brand

Might have better luck with staples. Hey buddy have you tried staples? @team-enigma-official

You guys laugh but you should see how wild Hybrids are! You ever wish your pokemon could learn ANY move? Or have ANY ability. That's what Hybrids are dude it's INSANE!

Dr. Grant says these are gonna be even better. You want us to make you a Snorlax with Wish, dude? We can do that!

-Taylor

team-calm-grunt

Dear God. We may mess with pokemon DNA, but not to THIS extent.

@team-violence you may want to hate this group more than Team Calm

team-violence

This is highly concerning.

I hate you both, however. Just because one genetic experiment is arguably worse than another does not excuse anything. Unethical and inhumane genetic experimentation is still unethical and inhumane.

I advise both of you to go fuck yourselves.

Hey that's the cool part! It's not genetic experimentation at all! Dr. Grant is just putting to use his knowledge of Glitch Science! The process involves taking two COMPLETELY genetically normal pokemon and fusing them together using some kind of anomaly.

You could probably ask him for more details about how he does it. He actually doesn't let us see the procedure! But it doesn't hurt the pokemon at all! It just combines them!

Taylor

We are proud to announce we have brought together two mortal enemies just from our operations!

Okay and ignore the "Team Ligma" blog. They're impersonators. That's not us.

-Taylor

#pkmn irl #glitch pkmn irl #cw pokemon abuse

I assure you we at Team Ligma would never spread as much misinformation as Team Enigma does!

In light of all the utter nonsense I have been witness to over the last few days. We are making progress.

I have discovered a method by which Hybridization may be once again possible, recent complications notwithstanding.

I am still working out the details of the exact procedure. However, I am for the moment very optimistic about what the results may be.

-Enigma Admin Grant

giratina-official

@team-ligma-official

He's gonna superglue two pokemon together. Nails didn't work out.

deadly-brand

Might have better luck with staples. Hey buddy have you tried staples? @team-enigma-official

You guys laugh but you should see how wild Hybrids are! You ever wish your pokemon could learn ANY move? Or have ANY ability. That's what Hybrids are dude it's INSANE!

Dr. Grant says these are gonna be even better. You want us to make you a Snorlax with Wish, dude? We can do that!

-Taylor

team-calm-grunt

Dear God. We may mess with pokemon DNA, but not to THIS extent.

@team-violence you may want to hate this group more than Team Calm

team-violence

This is highly concerning.

I hate you both, however. Just because one genetic experiment is arguably worse than another does not excuse anything. Unethical and inhumane genetic experimentation is still unethical and inhumane.

I advise both of you to go fuck yourselves.

Hey that's the cool part! It's not genetic experimentation at all! Dr. Grant is just putting to use his knowledge of Glitch Science! The process involves taking two COMPLETELY genetically normal pokemon and fusing them together using some kind of anomaly.

You could probably ask him for more details about how he does it. He actually doesn't let us see the procedure! But it doesn't hurt the pokemon at all! It just combines them!

Taylor

#pkmn irl #glitch pkmn irl #cw pokemon abuse #[GETTING THEIR ASSES]

We are proud to announce we have brought together two mortal enemies just from our operations!

Say five nice things about Glitch City as it is currently or else I am going to write a polka diss track

Who is SENDING these?

Better start working on that dis track lmao. The only good thing I can come up with about Glitch City is how easy it is to fuck with them lmao.

You say right before Grant tied a magnet to himself apparently

Ok, so Dr. Grant didn't tie a magnet to himself THAT is Propaganda.

However it was also probably necessary to test it sooo.

Say five nice things about Glitch City as it is currently or else I am going to write a polka diss track

Who is SENDING these?

Better start working on that dis track lmao. The only good thing I can come up with about Glitch City is how easy it is to fuck with them lmao.

You say right before Grant tied a magnet to himself apparently

Are the hybrids happier that way?

Hybrid Pokemon are stronger, smarter, and have much better aptitude compared to non-hybridized Pokemon. I believe all Pokemon show an interested in becoming stronger and are happier as a result.

So yes. They are happier as Hybrids.

-Enigma Admin Grant

In other news you can fly by tying a magnet to your back and one to a fishing pole, just pull yourself up there

#team enigma return #glitch pkmn irl #pkmn irl #high stakes pokereality

Once again, a Parody blog is spreading false and potentially hazardous information under the guise of official Team Enigma statements.

If you cannot see why this is a potentially hazardous situation I do not know what to tell you.

-Enigma Admin Grant

fox-pokemon-fan

Just because you're too stupid to recognize a joke doesn't mean everybody else is, Grant.

orionadventure

Leave him alone, Caleb. It's not easy to recognize a joke when you are one.

Are the hybrids happier that way?

Hybrid Pokemon are stronger, smarter, and have much better aptitude compared to non-hybridized Pokemon. I believe all Pokemon show an interested in becoming stronger and are happier as a result.

So yes. They are happier as Hybrids.

-Enigma Admin Grant

In other news you can fly by tying a magnet to your back and one to a fishing pole, just pull yourself up there

Once again, a Parody blog is spreading false and potentially hazardous information under the guise of official Team Enigma statements.

If you cannot see why this is a potentially hazardous situation I do not know what to tell you.

-Enigma Admin Grant

Question

Did you actually try the magnets

Are the hybrids happier that way?

Hybrid Pokemon are stronger, smarter, and have much better aptitude compared to non-hybridized Pokemon. I believe all Pokemon show an interested in becoming stronger and are happier as a result.

So yes. They are happier as Hybrids.

-Enigma Admin Grant

In other news you can fly by tying a magnet to your back and one to a fishing pole, just pull yourself up there