TeamMerthur

Supercilious fat lazy daisy dollop cabbage headed bumpkin clot poled turnip headed prat ♥

[assmanjongin-blog-deactivated20]

how do u get ur grades up in like 6 minutes

[binches-deactivated20220521]

[foeverrlost-blog]

[crazysience-deactivated20161216]

Me before social events

[kingofconeyisland]

[kim-jong-chill]

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

[mattheuphonium-blog]

fabulous 

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

[agayconcept]

always say thank you to the bus driver and the crossing guard and the cashier this is crucial

[benedictdaily]

(x)

[jetforcegemini]

the ceo of abercrombie and fitch has a lot of nerve saying that ugly people shouldn’t wear his clothes when he looks like an albino orc from the lord of the rings

[spaceprincezz]

fashion

[fightblr]

Now is the time to reblog this. I’ve been awaiting this picture.

[bloodydifficult]

[danglingthpider]

porn gives young people an unrealistic and unhealthy idea of how quickly a plumber will come to your house

[javeliner-blog]

having difficulty with the transition from ‘impressive child’ to ‘below-average adult’

[e-peolatry-blog]

this is actually me. 

[azspot]

One failed attempt at a shoe bomb and we all have to take off our shoes at the airport. Thirty one school shootings since Columbine and no change in the regulation of guns.

John Oliver

Fuck the NRA

(via assgod)

[lotad]

i just realized that “never” is a contraction of “not ever”

[piranji-deactivated20140409]

 and “blush” is a contraction of “blood rush”

[mysticearthling]

also “studying” is a contraction of “student dying”

[macleod]

When you’re taking notes and you look away for a second and look back up and 

[mrbenwyatt]

[jonpertwee]

"Don’t celebrate Halloween, Christians!! It is based in a pagan holiday!"

Boy have I got some news for you concerning Christmas.

[iskariotrising]

Life hack: deal with your emotions by becoming so sleep deprived you no longer have higher order brain functions.

[fragileheartxxx]