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the older i get the more i realize what it meant for lily and james potter to die at 21. when you’re 11 and you’re reading the books, watching the films, 21 feels ancient. it did to me. even the actors they picked looked like they were in their thirties, because actual 21 year olds standing next to harry in the mirror would have been an excruciating sight i think. actual 21 year olds lined up in the photo sirius shows harry would have been horrible to see. they weren’t adults. i look at 21 year olds now and most of them are still teenagers. and i’m so sad because you know harry turns 21 and then 22 and then 28 and 29 and realizes how terribly young his parents were, how brave they were, how exceptional they were, GOD I’M SAD IM GETTING A BEER

neverthere12345

bogus-babe-deactivated20250828

if i like you, we don’t have to go out on dates all the time, you can literally hmu saying you have errands to run if i wanna come with you. i’m down for that because in the end i just wanna spend time with you

castformi-deactivated20241025

dystopia au where we are all assigned one of two chosen genders at birth

peppylilspitfuck

Thanks to ultrasounds, the genders can be assigned before birth. The people are so excited to conform they throw “Gender reveal parties” to make sure their offspring exist in a strict binary since before they can even form thoughts.

slightlykylie

Children are color-coded according to their binary assignment.

darkersolstice

One of the genders is seen as inherently inferior.

yothobro-deactivated20200505

This all sounds really effing creepy when you put it that way

rooksandravens

#BECAUSE IT IS

fuckyeahfeminist

And if you deviate from the assigned gender you can be disowned by your family, fired from your job, and beaten by authorities.

fairytale-villain

A good thread on whether “queer” is a slur and if it should be used or not.

quarterinthequeerjar

“If I am unashamed of being queer, you do not get to give that word BACK to the fuckwits who made it a slur.”

dani-kin

you do not get to give that word BACK to the fuckwits who made it a slur

brinconvenient

EVERYBODY WHO CAME OUT BEFORE YOU HAS TAKEN THE ROCKS AND BOTTLES AND MADE THEM INTO SHIELDS AND WINDCHIMES

Holy motherfucking shit. Don’t fucking come at me about Queer is a slur. I FUCKING KNOW IT IS. It was hurled at me like a fucking spear all through my youth. I know it’s a god damn slur. And it’s mine. You don’t get to take it away from me because you can’t take also away the scars it gave me while I was standing in front of my younger queer siblings in this community.

jenroses

always, always reblog this one.

kyraneko

If my enemy swings a sword at me and I take that sword away from them, it’s my sword now. And the person telling me I can’t use it because it belongs to my enemy and I have to give it back to them sounds quite a bit like an enemy themselves.

excalibelle

^^ god that analogy

lagonegirl

“That’s just how I am lol” NAH. That’s a character flaw. Work on it. Fix it. Grow.

clish-moved-deactivated20210119

thank you, Russian Spy Agent

jasper-rolls

every time i fuck up plugging in the USB to charge my iphone and scratch it against the underside of the phone i think about that scene at the start of sherlock where sherlock assumes that john watson’s sister is an alcoholic because of the scratches around the charging port of the iphone she gave to him as a gift and i think to myself “man sherlock is a fucking idiot”

tanoraqui

#god if I could meet Sherlock holmes I would have a field day preparing my Look to throw him off #watch me wear an engagement ring for a week before hand and take it off and wear one of my mom’s blouses that has the shoulder all crunched #from years of violin playing and a pair of brand new matching socks and carry a brand new copy of a book i’ve read 20 times #and spill some coffee on my shoes and cuddle my neighbor’s cats so i have different cat fur on me #my dream is to throw off a sherlock holmes type with pure petty bs

mielmelon

inside your body is PITCH BLACK your cells do all of that in the DARK

babelady

self care is swallowing lit matches every 5 minutes so that ur cells can see whatever the fuck they’re doing in there

ramjam

animals sit in the woods and scream “I WANT TO FUCK!!!!!!” and thats just the culture

femmeslash

black cats are wonderful because you can stare into the void and not only does the void stare back, sometimes it trots up to you happily and begs for pats

femmeslash

the void is loud and wants chicken

snorlaxatives

ellen degeneres is turning 60 years old this week and i’m not sure how to process that information like…. i never knew how old she was and i never really thought about that fact that she has an age…. i feel like she just exists on this planet as an ageless entity

homosociallyyours

Reblogging bc i remember Ellen before she came out, when she seemed a lot older than her years bc all her comedy was about being a Failed Straight and basically leaving the closet and finding Portia LITERALLY cleared her skin, watered her crops, and added years to her life practically overnight.

leftboob-enthusiast

(to the tune of The Final Countdown) it’s a mental breakdown

thesilencedmasses

*off-key kazoo*

alexander

After vine died we are reduced to text form vines

bromar-deactivated20130912

*goes to england*

me: excuse me, what time is it?

brit: time wots that m8?

*big ben chimes*

everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*

brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG

mecha-moira

Alternatively Scotland.

*deafening explosion*

Oh it’s 1 o'clock.

punkrorschach

The what now

the-scottish-costume-guy

The 1 o clock gun.

At one in the afternoon they fire the one o clock gun at edinburgh castle. I think they miss out sundays and xmas.

I always forget about it cause you cant hear it from within my building, but if I happen to be out when it goes off it always without fail makes me jump.