So a lot of political scandals just dropped in the last 24 hours
-NC Governor Candidate Mark Robinson's online posts were found, including some VERY graphic descriptions (like seriously, do not read if you're not 18) of him cheating on his wife, calling himself a black Nazi, and expressing support for reinstituting slavery. His email address was also found on Ashley Madison
-Robert F Kennedy Jr was revealed to be cheating on his wife with a reporter (and that isn't even the weirdest thing since federal law enforcement opened an investigation into him allegedly cutting off the head of a whale and taking it home with him less than 24 hours ago)
-GOP Senate candidate who is the CEO of a bank has been found accepting millions of dollars from what seem to allegedly be Mexican drug cartels.
-Finally, probably the biggest bombshell, according to multiple eyewitness testimonies within sealed sworn affadavits, Congressman Matt Gaetz allegedly invited a 17-year-old girl to a drug-fueld sex party
And we haven't even hit October, folks. Again, these are all still breaking news stories, so things are subject to change, but oh man oh man.
Wait there's more:
Tennessee Representative Mark Greene has been accused by his wife in a group chat with other legislators of having an affair with a woman about half his age.
Chris Rufo, who invented the "CRT" panic and has been a driving force of bigotry and hatred for godless liberals was actively on Ashley Madison, aka "the cheating site" after his wife had a baby.
The biggest one in my opinion is RFK's affair because:
This asshole reporter who used to post racist memes about Obama wrote an extensive article claiming Joe Biden has dementia and is unfit for office for New York Magazine and she was HAVING AN AFFAIR with RFKJr. at the time.
Do you get that? One of the prominent reporters for a widely regarded magazine who wrote one of the longest, most detailed articles claiming Joe Biden was unfit to be president, an article that got cited by many other journalists as evidence they weren't just gossiping and going off rumors, WAS INVOLVED WITH THE GUY RUNNING AGAINST BIDEN AT THE TIME. Short of being paid to write something, this is the biggest possible ethical lapse for a journalist imaginable.
Corrupt motherfuckers, all the way down.
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Had to look this one up myself because what the fuck?
US supreme court justice and Gloria von Thurn und Taxis found to have rubbed elbows with hardliner Leonard Leo
In a speech at the National Conservatism Conference in Brussels last April, von Thurn und Taxis said European leaders were “financ[ing] the killing of our offspring” in an apparent reference to the availability of reproductive rights in Europe. She added: “Does this make any sense? Is there some kind of racism? Are we not supposed to reproduce?”
Jesus H. Christ.
Related, lest we forget that Clarence Thomas failed to disclose yet more private jet travel on a right-wing mega-donor’s dime.
Senate finance committee learned of additional undisclosed travel on Harlan Crow’s jet, says Ron Wyden





















