Tearable Puns

Welcome to Tearable Puns. We hope to post a regular supply of bad jokes and wry wordplay just to brighten your day and tease the English language. If we're lucky, we'll have enough to create posters with tear off joke for you to share. If you're lucky, you can slip one to your English teacher when you need a few credits in your favor. Please send us your punny one-liners and photos, and we'll post them as we can! -The Tearable Punsters

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It took them Horus to build

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It’s certainly nothing to wine about either

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He needed to get pumped

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And it certainly ticks me off.

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The two suns will come out tomorrow

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“I thought we agreed to meet here nevermore!”

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They’re always the ring leader

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Or else you get a whole litter of Spanish-speaking puppies

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Smacked me in the head!

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I can only imagine what’s in the checked baggage. 

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The pain would certainly make me see stars!

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Tearable Puns turned 2 today!

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Some people say it's too crazy though

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Things are just pine between us

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It's a real pane to install though

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That's the skinny of it

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Sometimes I go off on a tangent

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