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‘ aristotle and dante discover the secrets of the universe ‘ meme

( it’s a part 1 because there’s so much Iconic moments in the book oops ) feel free to change up to tweak the sentence ! eg. changing pronouns, names, nouns, restating it a bit, etc !

“ the problem with my life was that it was someone else’s idea . “ “ i guess i just don’t understand him. “ “ i’m sentimental. “ “ your father was beautiful. “ “ i wanted to ask her what happened to all that beauty. “ “ and then i flipped them the bird. “ “ feeling sorry for myself was an art. i think a part of me liked doing that. “ “ i was nothing more than the family mascot. “ “ the war changed him. “ “ i don’t think that the war will ever be over for him. “ “ sometimes i thought that being fifteen was the worst tragedy of all. “ “ i had all kinds of tragic reasons for feeling sorry for myself. “ “ a girl is like a tree covered with leaves. you just want to climb up and tear all those leaves off. “ “ a girl is like a tree? yeah, and a guy is about as smart as a piece of dead wood infested with termites. “ “ i guess i was a mystery to myself. that sucked. “ “ you talk funny. “ “ were we laughing because we were relieved? were we happy? laughter was another one of life’s mysteries. “ “ (name) became one more mystery in a universe full of mysteries. “ “ the world is a dark place. “ “ maybe your world, (name), but not mine. “ “ i’d lied to him. “ “ if we ran away from home, we’d both be poor. “ “ i think you’re making a mistake. “ “ don’t be a wiseass, (name). “ “ i don’t trust them. “ “ i wasn’t a real boy. i was a fraud. “ “ that was interesting--that he had secrets. “ “ and i felt real. “  “ words were different when they lived inside you. “ “ maybe everyone was a little sad. “ “ i really liked him. i really, really liked him. “ “ compliments make me nervous. “ “ what are you gonna do with all those secrets, (name)? “ “ it’s a secret if we don’t tell her. “ “ that’s a funny thing to smile about. “ “ what the hell’s wrong with you! “ “ give me that gun. “ “ i didn’t know you liked to fight. “ “ i’ve never seen you that mad. “ “ were you scared? “ “ a world without darkness. how beautiful was that? “ “ i knew that everything was real. except me. “ “ you were looking for me. “ “ i’m always looking for you. “ “ i think i’m trying to find me, (name). “ “ i’m sorry. i’m sorry i’m so far away. “ “ i was happy. “ “ i don’t think you know how loved you are. “ “ from what we cannot hold, stars are made. “ “ i wondered how that felt, to really like yourself. “ “ if only i knew the right words. “ “ if only i spoke the right language. “ “ i woke up and i felt lost. “ “ do you want me to go? “ “ isn’t that sad? isn’t that just too fucking sad? “ “ when do we start feeling like the world belongs to us? “ “ my body’s doing things i can’t control and i just don’t like it. “ “ what does an american look like, anyway? “ “ it’s like being dead. “ “ i have always felt terrible inside. “ “ too beautiful for me. “ “ i won’t run. “

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Twenty-Three (2015) vs Palette (2017) - insp.

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shit that went down in ' gays in space ' ᕦ( ᐕ )ᕡ

' Kangaroo balls, because human men don't have any '

' IM FCKIN LEAVING THE ROBO DISCOURSE '

' REPRESENT GAYS IN SPACE '

' People feel the need to give them dicks. '

' I WILL ONLY ACCEPT SHIA LABEOUF AND DAS IT '

' u ever think about how humanity's come to this '

' It looks weeb '

' I only share if you pay me in something I want. It's called trading. '

' this chat has improved my smoothness '

' HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TORTURE YOU NOW. '

' THERE IS A CAT SCREAMING OUTSIDE MY WINDOW '

' dad dad. more dad than a dad '

' ah yes at last I get to drive the death car '

' -fans self- daddy lookin bae '

' -in the most british accent possible- chaps. '

' just gonna go ahead and get it out there: i am That Heathen that likes pineapple pizza '

' WE ARE GONNA HAVE SO MUCH ANGST '

' Aren't you a slut anyways '

' DID SOMEONE SAY HETALIA '

' Jfc its savage in here '

' GIVE ME A FUCKING RECEIPT '

' @me get more Iconic '

' I'm getting a haircut I'm gonna have the sexy hair again '

' I'm just attached to that axe xD '

' @life can i live '

' IM GONNA SHOOT SOMEONE TODAY :)))) '

' GOES INTO THE TEST WITH A STONE COLD GAZE LIKE HES GOING 2 WAR '

' BOI WELCOME 2 THE BULLSHITTING BANDITS CLUB '

' Punches u with fluffy softness '

' You're always tired though '

' Confirming ur heathen status 👀👀 '

' PHEW there is SOME redemption '

' fuck u guys I'm southern I want all my food fried '

' who allowed satan in '

' kick satan out okay, i am the only satan allowed '

' -old soul that stopped caring 30 lives ago- '

' I WILL RISE FROM THE GRAVE JUST FOR THIS '

' Damn (name), you a supernova? Because you're about to get blown. '

' please validate my son '

' I don't write angst, I write misery '

' blocked and reported '

' yeah, i'll uh, yeah we can date? '

' -softly- motherfucker '

' #bringbackdaddy '

' goof freaking bye. '

' what is a cumflarion. '

' y'all are heckin triangles '

' gays in space more like illuminati in space '

' FUCKING YALLRA '

' what in voLTRON FORMATION '

' slams fist down TEXAN GALRA

WHERE THEY YEEEEEEHAW INTO THE WORMHOLES '

' WE DONT NEED TEXAN FURRIES '

' zarkon is a gun slinging toot hooting no good space cowboy '

' ye come into mah galaxeh , stealin all da lions , what in tarnation?! ya'll'd've best be givin it back now , ya hurr '

' I return from my shower to pure pain '

' I'm cryin y did my phone autocorrect me to meme '

' forget control, do it for humanity. '

' spite is always a good motivator '

' ya'll murdering my ass '

' we could form memetron '

' okay but whos memetrons ass '

' just remove your pants you dense fuck '

' frick frack me '

' YOUR ASS IS GRASS AND I'M GONNA MOW IT m

' in space theres nowhere to hide from your gay crisis '

' how do i fuck the galaxy '

' u dont get hugs if ur gonna be shoving things up my ass '

' Ollie outtie of that drama, I got billa to pay before I deal with online child shinanegins '

' Too many angry knife emos '

Like lol, forget earth. I'll love in scape. '

' wait a hot sec why yall instigating this '

' I'M A CHAOTIC KINK. '

' I'm a canoe kink '

' my kink is kinkshaming all of u '

' Drug her with sleeping gas and push her out into a lake '

' DO NOT KINKSHAME ME KINKSHAME KINK '

' Bend over and keep you hands behind your back '

' this place is literally in hell theres no saving it now '

' i don't care what kind of food oatmeal is I'd sooner kill myself than eat it '

' Ooga chaka ur way through Everything '

' U RUIN A WHOLESOME SACRED DISH WITH UR FUCKING SOUTHERN ASS TRADITIONS '

' eat guys w / syrup '

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of monsters & men || starters

❛  just grab a hold of my hand . ❜   ❛  somewhere deep in the dark a howling beast hears us talk . ❜ ❛  i dare you to close your eyes . ❜ ❛  you love love love when you know i can’t love you .  ❜   ❛  after every sunny day , comes a stormy night . ❜   ❛  you’re my king & i’m your lionheart . ❜   ❛  breathe in , breathe out . let the human in .  ❜   ❛  my head is an animal . ❜   ❛  all the trouble i have caused with my two hands . ❜ ❛ & we’re far , far home but we’re so happy .  ❜   ❛  we used to play outside when you were young and full of life and full of love .  ❜   ❛  i watched you disappear .  ❜   ❛   it’s best we both forget before we dwell on it . ❜   ❛  as i looked around i began to notice we are nothing like the rest .  ❜   ❛  there’s an old voice in my head that’s holding me back .  ❜   ❛  are you really going to love me when i’m gone ? ❜   ❛  i’m shaking like a leaf . ❜   ❛  can you chase this fire away ? ❜   ❛  but i tried , oh , i tried . ❜   ❛  just let me go & we’ll meet again soon . ❜   ❛  we won’t run . ❜   ❛  it’s killing me to see you this way . ❜   ❛  i’m a crook for not caring for it . ❜    ❛  the stairs creak as you sleep , it’s keeping me / you awake . it’s the house telling me / you to close your eyes . ❜   ❛  don’t listen to a word i say . ❜   ❛  as the world comes to an end i’ll be here to hold your hand .  ❜   ❛  please hang around . ❜   ❛  i can see through you . ❜   ❛  it’s perfectly strange . ❜   ❛  hungry for the kill , but this hunger , it isn’t you . ❜   ❛  we are the same .  ❜   ❛  some days i don’t know if i am wrong or right . ❜   ❛  you can follow me .  ❜   ❛  some days I can’t even dress myself . ❜   ❛  why are you shaking your head ? ❜   ❛  i’m all out of breath . ❜ ❛  your mind is playing tricks on you , my dear . ❜       ❛  i am a killer . ❜   ❛  i take off my face because it reminds me how it all went wrong . ❜   ❛  darker days are raining over me . ❜   ❛  my blood runs red but my body feels so cold . ❜    ❛  i am the storm . ❜   ❛  please look away , don’t look at me . ❜   ❛  i heard them calling in the distance . ❜   ❛  i am sorry for the trouble , i suppose . ❜   ❛  i need nothing . ❜   ❛  i know that it’s a waste of time , chasing in the dark . ❜   ❛  you’re cold against the skin . ❜   ❛  & i run , i run , i run . ❜   ❛  the way you held me so tight … all through the night … ❜   ❛  you & i will not be shaken ! ❜   ❛  stop , i will take control . ❜   ❛  you scream , you scratch , you bite . ❜   ❛  the books that i keep by my bed are full of your stories . ❜   ❛  i’ll meet your eyes for the very first time , for the very last . ❜   ❛  let go , lay to rest . ❜   ❛  maybe i’m a bad , bad , bad , bad person . well , baby , i know . ❜   ❛  these fingertips will never run through your skin . ❜   ❛  i will lead you through this wonderland . ❜ ❛  water up to my knees , but sharks are swimming in the sea . ❜ ❛  ignore all those big warning signs . ❜ ❛  you have scars & some scratches . it makes me wonder about your past . ❜ ❛  the light is blinding my eyes . ❜ ❛  i push you away , although I wish you could stay . ❜ ❛  i’m never ready . ❜ ❛  time won’t let me show what i want to show . ❜ ❛  all eyes on me . ❜ ❛  i spend my night dancing with my own shadow . ❜ ❛  i packed my things & ran . ❜

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‘prompts: 1) things you said at 1 am 2) things you said through your teeth 3) things you said too quietly 4) things you said over the phone 5) things you didn’t say at all 6) things you said under the stars and in the grass 7) things you said while we were driving 8) things you said when you were crying 9) things you said when I was crying 10) things you said that made me feel like shit 11) things you said when you were drunk 12) things you said when you thought I was asleep 13) things you said at the kitchen table 14)things you said after you kissed me 15) things you said with too many miles between us 16) things you said with no space between us 17) things you said that I wish you hadn’t 18) things you said when you were scared 19) things you said when we were the happiest we ever were 20) things you said that I wasn’t meant to hear 21) things you said when we were on top of the world 22) things you said after it was over 23) things you said on the streetcar at 1 am 24) things you said with clenched fists 25) things you said in the back seat of a cab 26) things you said sitting still 27) things you said on the phone at 4 am 28) things you said but not out loud 29) things you said in the backyard at night 30) things you said on the highway 31) things you said while I cried in your arms 32) things you said I wouldn’t understand 33) things you said at the back of the theatre 34) things you said in your sleep 35) things you said that made me feel real 36) things you said you’ll never forget 37) things you said with the tv on mute 38)things you said while holding my hand’ 39) things you said when we first met 40) things you said when you met my parents 41) things you said you loved about me 42) things you said when you asked me to marry you 43) things you said in our vows 44) things you said before you kissed me 45) things you said on new year’s eve 46) things you said when you kissed me goodnight 47) things you said in a hotel room 48) things you said on our honeymoon 49) things you said when we were 18 50) things you said when we were 70 51) things you said as we danced in our socks 52) things you said with my lips on your neck 53) things you said in the dark 54) things you always meant to say but never got the chance 55) things you said under your breath 56) things you said in the spur of the moment 57) things you said when no one else was around 58) things you were afraid to say 59) things you said after we fell in love 60) things you said [make your own]

the ones with single quotes aren’t mine, but the rest are. great story and fic prompts

reblog if you want your followers to send you a number and pairing to write a fic about

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So, I think this might be the night’s last posts but I do want to write about getting out of your comfort zone in writing. While I love that writers are able to create characters, I believe that people are too afraid to think out of the box. This might be due to the fact that the community is judgemental and discouraging. You know what I say I about that? More fool them. (I was re-reading a WWI short story earlier, so I apologize.) Here are a couple of links that will hopefully help you think of different characters.

What is a comfort zone?

The comfort zone is a behavioural state within which a person operates in an anxiety-neutral condition, using a limited set of behaviours to deliver a steady level of performance, usually without a sense of risk. (Wikipedia)

Why should I get off my comfort zone? 

Why Frequent Trips Outside Your Comfort Zone Are So Important

Getting Out Of Your Comfort Zone

6 Reasons You Should Love Stretching Your Comfort Zone

3 Reasons Why You MUST Move Out of Your Comfort Zone

How to Expand Your Comfort Zone

How will this help me become a better writer?

5 Ways to Get Out of the Comfort Zone and Become a Stronger Writer

Push Yourself Out Of Your Comfort Zone

Step Out Of Your Comfort Zone And Become A Better Writer!

What are few things I can look up with when writing characters?

Ethnicities: Tumblr RPGs have wonderful face claims but most of the time, they lack POCs (people of colour). Some people tend to stay away from POCs because of the lack of GIFs. I understand that but often, we put our face claims before our writing. Go out there. Discover new cultures and peoples! Here are a few lists of ethnicities and cultures: Lists of ethnic groups, Ethnicity and Race by Countries, List of Cultures, Outline of Culture. 

Jobs: While it’s true that most RPGs have teenage characters, most of them always have the same jobs. Even adult characters share the same big jobs such as lawyer, doctors and surgeons. There’s nothing wrong with that but I think it would be more fun to play someone from a totally different path. How about a zoologist? An air crew officer? There are hundreds of jobs out there. Look up a few of them with the help of these links: A-Z Index, Highest Paying Jobs, List of over 12,000 Careers, List of Good Jobs, List of Careers. 

Personalities: Often, RPGs restrain their character’s identity by attaching a label to them. You’ve heard of them: The bitch, nerd, jock, outcast. I feel that there is more to people than a simple label. Go deeper into their traits and types. It will help you understand and develop your character better. Here are few websites that might help with this: Traits of Human Consciousness, List of Character Traits, Character Traits, Positive Personality Adjectives List, Trait Theory of Personality, High-Level Description of the Sixteen Personality Types, The Complete List of Examples of Personality Types, Sixteen (16) Myers-Briggs Personality Types

Quirks: These are fun ways to make your characters unique. A use of one or a few more these will help you better have a better understanding of your character’s attitudes and habits. A few websites to check out would be: 100 Character Quirks You Can Steal from Me, My Character quirks, Mental Quirks, The Quintessence of Quirks, List Your Odd Personality Quirks, 7 Quirk Tips & 40 Quirks For Your Reference and The Big Quirks List.

Sexuality: This might be a sensitive issue but I encourage people to explore their character’s sexuality. Sometimes their sexuality is set by the admins but if they are not, think about it for a bit. Sexuality might not define an entire person but it’s an interesting topic. Human sexuality, Types Of Sexuality In Humans, Sexual orientation, Types of Sexuality, and 22 Possible So-Called Sexual Orientations. Of course, some people prefer to stay away from labels but I think it’s good to know about different types of sexuality.

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Character Development Questions: Hard Mode

Does your character have siblings or family members in their age group? Which one are they closest with?

What is/was your character’s relationship with their mother like?

What is/was your character’s relationship with their father like?

Has your character ever witnessed something that fundamentally changed them? If so, does anyone else know?

On an average day, what can be found in your character’s pockets?

Does your character have recurring themes in their dreams?

Does your character have recurring themes in their nightmares?

Has your character ever fired a gun? If so, what was their first target?

Is your character’s current socioeconomic status different than it was when they were growing up?

Does your character feel more comfortable with more clothing, or with less clothing?

In what situation was your character the most afraid they’ve ever been?

In what situation was your character the most calm they’ve ever been?

Is your character bothered by the sight of blood? If so, in what way?

Does your character remember names or faces easier?

Is your character preoccupied with money or material possession? Why or why not?

Which does your character idealize most: happiness or success?

What was your character’s favorite toy as a child?

Is your character more likely to admire wisdom, or ambition in others?

What is your character’s biggest relationship flaw? Has this flaw destroyed relationships for them before?

In what ways does your character compare themselves to others? Do they do this for the sake of self-validation, or self-criticism?

If something tragic or negative happens to your character, do they believe they may have caused or deserved it, or are they quick to blame others?

What does your character like in other people?

What does your character dislike in other people?

How quick is your character to trust someone else?

How quick is your character to suspect someone else? Does this change if they are close with that person?

How does your character behave around children?

How does your character normally deal with confrontation?

How quick or slow is your character to resort to physical violence in a confrontation?

What did your character dream of being or doing as a child? Did that dream come true?

What does your character find repulsive or disgusting?

Describe a scenario in which your character feels most comfortable.

Describe a scenario in which your character feels most uncomfortable.

In the face of criticism, is your character defensive, self-deprecating, or willing to improve?

Is your character more likely to keep trying a solution/method that didn’t work the first time, or immediately move on to a different solution/method?

How does your character behave around people they like?

How does your character behave around people they dislike?

Is your character more concerned with defending their honor, or protecting their status?

Is your character more likely to remove a problem/threat, or remove themselves from a problem/threat?

Has your character ever been bitten by an animal? How were they affected (or unaffected)?

How does your character treat people in service jobs?

Does your character feel that they deserve to have what they want, whether it be material or abstract, or do they feel they must earn it first?

Has your character ever had a parental figure who was not related to them?

Has your character ever had a dependent figure who was not related to them?

How easy or difficult is it for your character to say “I love you?” Can they say it without meaning it?

What does your character believe will happen to them after they die? Does this belief scare them?

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skull textured icons ( halloween icon ) tutorial! every year i’m asked how i achieve this look for my icons so i thought i’d finally get around to it ——- 

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Things that have helped me (coding related)

jsfiddle - Helps you test out your code instead of using tumbr’s shitty customization page

cssportal - offers a variety of services,including: testing out your css code (gives you a live demo), generators (box-shadow etc) and others

dirtymarkup - Cleans up your code. Basically makes it legible

patternify - creates small patterns (it’s what I use to create my icons). This is honestly my favorite tool.

w3schools, codeacademy, learn-shayhowe, learnlayout - all of these websites help you learn the fundamentals of html/css and more

google - it is literally your best friend. It’ll answer any question you have no matter how vague

stackoverflow- very helpful website. Helps you answer any questions you may have (code related). BUT PLEASE, MAKE SURE YOU HAVE SEARCHED YOUR QUESTIONS BEFORE ASKING. These are actual people who are taking their time to answer your questions, and they will take your “question asking” privilege away from you if you abuse it

tutorialzine  codrops- tutorials to help you with coding. It can go from very simple, to “that’s way too much time investment for me”

css-tricks - it’s like a combination of helping you code, to asking questions, to tutorials (this is my favorite website)

behance, dribbble, awwwards - great place to find inspiration

 validator - checks the validity of your code

iconfinder - holy grail of icons. Some are free some aren’t

fount - it can identify any font that a webpage is using

colourcode - just check it out. 

colorlovers- color palette galore 

caniuse- says in the name

Now if you’re trying to see how your code/theme etc looks on different screen resolutions this is how you do.

Google chrome

right click on page then click on inspect or (Ctrl + Shift + I) look for this (it’s the two ipad looking icons)

All you have to do now is input in whatever specs you want If you don’t want it anymore, just click it again and it’s gone.

Firefox

click on the menu icon (the 3 lines in the right hand corner)

click developer then responsive design view or (Ctrl + Shift + M)

I hope you found this helpful. Enjoy your day

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so water is wet ,

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Are you still stuck for ideas for National Novel Writing Month? Or are you working on a novel at a more leisurely pace? Here are 102 resources on Character, Point of View, Dialogue, Plot, Conflict, Structure, Outlining, Setting, and World Building, plus some links to generate Ideas and Inspiration.

CHARACTER, POINT OF VIEW, DIALOGUE

10 Days of Character Building

Name Generators

Name Playground

The Universal Mary Sue Litmus Test

Priming the idea pump (A character checklist shamlessly lifted from acting)

How to Create a Character

Seven Common Character Types

Handling a Cast of Thousands – Part I: Getting to Know Your Characters

It’s Not What They Say …

Establishing the Right Point of View: How to Avoid “Stepping Out of Character”

How to Start Writing in the Third Person

Web Resources for Developing Characters

What are the Sixteen Master Archetypes?

Character: A compilation of guidance from classical and contemporary experts on creating great dramatic characters

Building Fictional Characters

Fiction Writer’s Character Chart

Character Building Workshop

Tips for Characterization

Fiction Writer’s Character Chart

Villains are People, Too, But …

Top 10 Tips for Writing Dialogue

Speaking of Dialogue

Dialogue Tips

Advantages, Disadvantages and Skills (character traits)

How to Write a Character Bible

Character Development Exercises

All Your Characters Sounds the Same — And They’re Not a Hivemind!

Medieval Names Archive

Sympathy Without Saintliness

Writing the Other: Bridging Cultural Difference for Successful Fiction

Family Echo (family tree website)

Interviewing Characters: Follow the Energy

100 Character Development Questions for Writers

Behind the Name

Lineage Chart Layout Generator

PLOT, CONFLICT, STRUCTURE, OUTLINE

How to Write a Novel: The Snowflake Method

Effectively Outlining Your Plot

Conflict and Character within Story Structure

Outlining Your Plot

Ideas, Plots & Using the Premise Sheets

How to Write a Novel

Creating Conflict and Sustaining Suspense

Plunge Right In … Into Your Story, That Is!

Fiction Writing Tips: Story Grid

Tips for Creating a Compelling Plot

Writer’s “Cheat Sheets”

The Thirty-six (plus one) Dramatic Situations

The Evil Overlord Devises a Plot: Excerpt from Stupid Plotting Tricks

Conflict Test

What is Conflict?

Monomyth

The Hero’s Journey: Summary of the Steps

Outline Your Novel in Thirty Minutes

Plotting Without Fears

Novel Outlining 101

Writing the Perfect Scene

Fight Scenes 101

Basic Plots in Literature

One-Page Plotting

The Great Swampy Middle

SETTING, WORLD BUILDING

Magical World Builder’s Guide

I Love the End of the World

World Building 101

The Art of Description: Eight Tips to Help You Bring Your Settings to Life

Creating the Perfect Setting – Part I

Creating a Believable World

An Impatient Writer’s Approach to Worldbuilding

Fantasy Worldbuilding Questions

Setting

Character and Setting Interactions

Creating Fantasy and Science Fiction Worlds

Creating Fantasy Worlds

Questions About Worldbuilding

Maps Workshop — Developing the Fictional World Through Mapping

World Builder Projects

IDEAS, INSPIRATION

Quick Story Idea Generator

Solve Your Problems Simply by Saying Them Out Loud

Busting Your Writing Rut

Writing Inspiration, or Sex on a Bicycle

Creative Acceleration: 11 Tips to Engineer a Productive Flow

The Seven Major Beginner Mistakes

Complete Your First Book with these 9 Simple Writing Habits

Free Association, Active Imagination, Twilight Imaging

Random Book Title Generator

Finishing Your Novel

Story Starters and Idea Generators

REVISION

How to Rewrite

One-Pass Manuscript Revision: From First Draft to Last in One Cycle

Editing Recipe

Cliche Finder

Revising Your Novel: Read What You’ve Written

Writing 101: So You Want to Write a Novel Part 3: Revising a Novel

TOOLS and SOFTWARE

My Writing Nook (online text editor; free)

Bubbl.us (online mind map application; free)

Freemind (mind map application; free; Windows, Mac, Linux, portable)

XMind (mind map application; free; Windows, Mac, Linux, portable)

Liquid Story Binder (novel organization and writing software; free trial, $45.95; Windows, portable)

Scrivener (novel organization and writing software; free trial, $39.95; Mac)

SuperNotecard (novel organization and writing software; free trial, $29; Windows, Mac, Linux, portable)

yWriter (novel organization and writing software; free; Windows, Linux, portable)

JDarkRoom (minimalist text editor; free; Windows, Mac, Linux, portable)

AutoRealm (map creation software; free; Windows, Linux with Wine)

[faxanudu]

[tearrifically]

shit that went down in sailor_uranus ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

❛  well when life gives you lemons  ❜ ❛  i want the d. the death  ❜ ❛  embarrassing dad status confirmed (TM)  ❜ ❛  i like oreos and pussy  ❜ ❛  my phone sent something naughty  ❜ ❛  DO NOT MAKE SUCC HOBBY A MOTTO  ❜ ❛  i'm a connoisseur of bitch drinks  ❜ ❛  protect the homosenior  ❜ ❛  will sell family members for food  ❜ ❛  911 voice: you're a lil' bitch  ❜ ❛  conclusion : he rekt  ❜ ❛  THAT'S LIKE BUYING TOAST BECAUSE YOU CAN'T BE BOTHERED WAITING FOR IT TO TOAST  ❜ ❛  practice safe sin  ❜ ❛  buy one get me free  ❜ ❛  seduce me with your high school musical references  ❜ ❛  maybe sin will be our always  ❜ ❛  and then what (^;  ❜ ❛  i hope these will put me out my Missouri  ❜ ❛  remember the days you abused the XD  ❜ ❛  #CraveTheMineral  ❜ ❛  feel my dANK  ❜ ❛  just wanted to have fun but ends up suffering  ❜ ❛  i liked it so i put a ring on it  ❜ ❛  o shit ma hold up the memes are callin  ❜ ❛  come to my funeral, it’ll be a blast  ❜ ❛  why do frogs have better relatives than me  ❜ ❛  who is the pure one now  ❜ ❛  did i just meme myself  ❜ ❛  ITS 200+ EGGS WHAT AM I GOING TO DO  ❜ ❛  i got drunk at this event today and got lost in their bathroom for a good 10 mins  ❜ ❛  ah yes possible death in a bathroom  ❜ ❛  I HAVE FEEEEEEEEEEEELINGSSS  ❜ ❛  NOT WITH THAT HAIRCUT  ❜ ❛  why is there anal  ❜ ❛  valhalla is valhollering at you  ❜ ❛  yaoi paws  ❜ ❛  hey there buddy chum pal bread homo slice  ❜ ❛  IT WAS HOME SLICE NOT HOMO SLICE  ❜ ❛  i  want that taylor swift death  ❜ ❛  You know where I'm going to be sailing? uranus  ❜ ❛  @myself goodbye u lil shit  ❜ ❛  -oprah voice- u a sinner and u a sinner and u a sinner  ❜ ❛  dat boi crave the oven  ❜ ❛  let me cook my sausage in ur oven ;^)  ❜ ❛  DO NOT FUCK AN OVEN  ❜ ❛  get that crusty ass buzzer away  ❜ ❛  THAT IS TOO MUCH SIN FOR ME  ❜ ❛  Stairway to heaven nah Bru h meet me half way I ain't climbing that  ❜ ❛  my doge is like the kid i’ll never have  ❜ ❛  they thought i'd never teach a llama to drive  ❜ ❛  gotta eat gotta eat gotta eat gotta eat  ❜ ❛  GIVE ME BACK MY FUCKING DRAGON  ❜ ❛  i have an always ugly face  ❜ ❛  But there's a TREX here  ❜ ❛  ARE YOU READY TO JINGLE YOUR BELLS  ❜ ❛  HOY MINOY  ❜ ❛  future memes be like, plexor the franggle  ❜ ❛  succual sedicktion  ❜ ❛  dat boi crave the sex  ❜ ❛  will go half way up the stairs, and then sit there, and scream  ❜ ❛  anything can be fucked if you're brave enough  ❜ ❛  SHE WANTED TO FUCK A BEE  ❜ ❛  tfw all flirt and no fuck  ❜ ❛  no i did not receive ur rekt ass  ❜ ❛  FIFTY SHADES OF WERE OUT OF GRAY  ❜ ❛  just say clitoris  ❜ ❛  how does a dragon grow metal??  ❜ ❛  if two good looking heterosexuals stand beside each other theyre in love  ❜ ❛  110% physical violence  ❜ ❛  Australia is just a giant myth tbh  ❜ ❛  the left titty grab  ❜ ❛  adults are talking (;  ❜ ❛  anyways time to die , adios  ❜ ❛  tfw funeral becomes a funebrawl  ❜ ❛  i hope u know im writing ur eulogy too  ❜