I'm Not Witty

I miss my fucking mom 4-24-69 - 5-8-20 |28| |she/they| This blog is NOT organized and NOT funny to anyone but me

[justwithmyfriendsonline-deactiv]

please be nice, please please be nice, there’s enough evil shit in this world we don’t need more toxicity and hatred. please just treat people kindly.

[killtheshow]

context: i was just born today and im trying to learn about the world i hope you can help me. whatever you say i will take to heart completely and live by for the rest of my life

murder

is good

is bad

Voting ended onDec 31, 2024

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[xquisitedeadguy]

[ddeerlybeloved]

kinda fucked up that im not a tv show character or like a 14 year old's oc Because i would've been really really good at that

[prozacpill-deactivated20170705]

goodbye mariah, till next xmas

[britttaperryhasmoved-deactivate]

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY

[donttwalkaway-deactivated201302]

you have the rest of the day to reblog this

[skajador]

[skajador]

YALL REALLY DO BRING THIS BACK EVERY SEPTEMBER

[fortunefavorsthebrave-dude]

had a dream griffin mcelroy was giving tours at the aquarium as like a special guest kind of thing and every time he’d stop in front of an animal he’d be like “alright gang gather round. i have no idea what the FUCK this is” and then we’d move on

[puppybearuniverse]

[the-multiverse-theory]

queerplatonic is whatever those 3 middleaged animal men from ice age had btw. i hope you understand now

[gawayne]

*booking an mri* what if I accidentally have a pacemaker. what if I got secret bone surgery and forgot about the pins

[greelin]

[guy who likes to help everyone always but is also suicidal and some sort of pervert voice] no yeah you can drink my blood. It’s fine

[greelin]

this is what we like to call “containing multitudes.”. which i do. I do not contain blood anymore however

[greelin]

i just posted this like 30 minutes ago. Give me time to breathe damn

[goulboss]

an intense hatred of capitalism vs an intense love of trinkets

[gjengangeren]

[jollybelieverwonderland]

[raspberrybluejeans]

It amazes me how many teslas I see out and about. Like you guys bought one for real? On god? No joke?????

[jesterbots]

i feel like the boeing whistleblower case should radicalize more people. a major airline company is producing planes with less and less regard for safety and it's starting to get noticeable. man takes them to court, which would reduce profit at the cost of public safety. he fucking dies the night that boeings legal team asks him to stay an extra day. if nothing happens about this, i hope it gets through to people that america would literally kill you for a few extra cents

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

💀💀💀💀💀

[cocktronic]

[daggerdoggy]

wish i could go missing for a little bit and no one would freak out and then i could come back and they'd be like "did you have fun going missing" and i'd be like "yeah, thanks" and then i could do that every couple of months or so and it wouldn't be a big deal