[holygraund]

You said it was a great love, one for the ages.

[tearsdropsonmyreputation]

What's the fucking point

[tearsdropsonmyreputation]

I'm so tired of not being enough. But it's my own fault. I have this astronomically high expectation of everyone, and myself, and nobody is reaching it.

[toastbutteregg]

[chadhulk]

I have mixed thoughts on sex work. I love sex, but I hate work!

[fuckboyzuko]

Sure, I’ll reblog that.

[ratfuck]

Best Pixar short?

the big fucking bird that sat on the powerlines and fucking killed all those nasty tiny little shit bitch birds who were mean to him

[doggirlpaws]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[thegood-byelook]

I still don't know what I'm wearing to the living room New Years Eve... I might not even go.

[coveredinyou]

me in the beginning of 2020:

me at the end of 2020:

[w0rship-the-v]

[sandandglass]

[bigtrashfire]

[youshouldsquatmore]

[gay-irl]

gay😦irl

[taylornation]

BIG congrats to taylor for her 6 Billboard Music Awards​ nominations, including the fan-voted Billboard Chart Achievement Award!!! 👏👏👏 Voting for that category begins October 1st, with more details to follow, and make sure to watch the 2020 BBMAs on Wednesday, October 14th at 8/7c on NBC to cheer our girl on!! 🏆

[everythingfox]

Owner asks dogs to hide because customer is scared of dogs

(via)

[breezydreamydreamer]

Translation

[Three dogs are sleeping on a welcome mat of a shop of some kind. A cat is nestled in between them.]

Owner: Customers are coming. They’re scared of dogs. Hurry up. Customers are coming.

[Dogs slowly get up and walk off to the back in single file. Cat remains on the front step. Just before the last dog enters the back room, the owner calls out again.]

Owner: Teng (Dog’s name), go get Xiao Bao (Cat’s name) too. Go fetch Xiao Bao

[Dog turns back to the entrance and gently drags the clearly reluctant cat back inside. The owner speaks softly as the dog approaches the camera]

Owner (softly): All right, put (the cat) down.

[The owner gives what looks like dried jerky to the dog]

Owner: Let Xiao Bao eat some. Let Xiao Bao eat some.

[The dog takes the jerky and lowers his head so that the cat can nibble on the other end]

[amoisthobo]

This is literally the best video I’ve seen in my entire life

[everythingfox]

Turn the sound on at your own risk