Pictures I Like And Have Stolen

my old tumbr transformed into some kind of neglected mess so i thought i'd start again from scratch

[pierppasolini]

The Simpsons - 8.15 - Homer's Phobia

[herbariumua]

Oh boy, I remember when I first watched this ep, I didn't understand why Waylon was so mad or what even is this scene about (I didn't know Smithers was gay).

But now I do - and I have another question: What's the hell, John??? You really canceled your date with Waylon Smithers himself, just to hang out with the Simpsons?

You cannot, idk, choose another time to hang out with the housewife and the kids, who don't have these busy plans as the right-hand man of the most powerful person in the city. Don't you realize how lucky you are that he even asked you out in the first place, considering his love and loyalty to that powerful man? Don't you realize how lucky you are that he even asked you out, the literally dream man with his cute dorky appearance, soft persona, and his incredible ability to keep the house clean and prepare the whole ass banquets for casual breakfast?

[repent-zoomer]

[dogsuffrage]

memes that get you unfriended by relatives on facebook

[technofeudalism]

memes that get you unfollowed by randoms on tumblr

[albertweskerofficial]

Deeply fucked up that this game (real life) forces you to play a crafting mini-game (cooking) every time you want to replenish your stamina bar.

You can skip the crafting game by using a pre-made consumable if you have them on hand, but high level players will constantly nag you about it and tell you that it damages your character's stats in the long run.

[copperbadge]

Way worse is that you have an unskippable cut scene after the crafting mini game, every time, called "doing the dishes." You can avoid it for a while by exiting the kitchen but the longer you wait the longer the cutscene is.

[radiofreederry]

[lordnot]

Yes, such a claim makes him look like a small-minded piece of shit. To us. But we still shouldn't help Musk create revisionist history.

Musk bought Twitter because he fucked around and found out. He wanted to fuck with Twitter's stock price by feigning interest in buying it. Since that's illegal, he was then cornered into actually buying it for an insanely inflated price.

He's a transphobe. He's a bad father. But he's also a fucking idiot.

[gamer-crow-deactivated20250412]

This. Please remember that he committed blatant market manipulation by not disclosing that he owned shares of Twitter when he was fucking with the stock market. The SEC was watching him very closely already, and so when the cost became more than what the entire company was worth, he had no choice. Remember when he had his gaggle of lawyers try to get him out of it by saying Twitter didn't disclose all of the information? That wasn't Twitter, it was him trying desperately to get out of a purchase he didn't want in the first place.

[aristotels]

um you literally cant abolish serfdom just like that 🙄 like i know some of you want a GLORIOUS serfs revolution but lets be realistic here, it just cant happen 😑 like oook wow get your pitchfork and torch, bravo!!! more violence!!! and do you know whos ACTUALLY going to get hurt??? 🤡 Umm thats right, the servants and noblemens guards and private armies, some of us have cousins serving there and its not like they WANT to burn your fields when you didnt pay the tax, but they have to make a living somehow 🤷‍♀️ instead we need to organize and help our local communities. learn to sew clothes from flour sacks. learn to water the plants with well water. while youre busy with your dreams of being next matija gubec ill continue living in the real world. 💅

[fear-of-the-familiar-and-known]

very effective argument. How many effective serf revolutions were there?

[aristotels]

its literally so funny to me the way you people talk as if there have never been any successful revolutions in the entirety of the human history

[dummy-dot-exe]

Some nice spot in the dungeon by Typo@Typpo8

[waterloggedsoliloquy]

i cant get over the king charles portrait. they made that thing to age in his place. that painting hangs in the house of a too-friendly family you find in the post apocalyptic wasteland who inexplicably has a ready supply of fresh meat. if mario jumped into that painting he wouldn't find a charming platformer he would be flayed and hanged like a medieval criminal by an unseeable force in a droning red void. that painting is a color blindness test for people who work in IT but believe in the divine right of kings. that painting is going to weep the sequel to blood. after he dies charles is gonna crawl outta that thing like sadako.

[waterloggedsoliloquy]

this painting is what ultrakill speedrunners see when they close their eyes. if you showed this to the romans who flogged jesus theyd think this painting is excessive. this painting is the blood cavern from space funeral. it's the color out of space.

[bunjywunjy]

jegus tapdancing christ it is actually that bad

[femonologue]

[therenobee]

Refusing to take the cigarette offered to me by the firing squad until their Captain makes an airplane noise before putting in my mouth.

[charitydingle]

FRIENDS 5.17 “The One with Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss"

[scallioncreamcheesebagel]

[dummy-dot-exe]

不死鳥ラプソディー【スクスト】 by shu7

[escuerzoresucitado]

[escuerzoresucitado]

The landlord fears the urban oyster mushroom farmer

[bell--flower]

[heaven011]

[powerviolencebutch]

tops will be like “yeah I can host” and then bring u here

[i-identify-guns-in-posts]

Benelli M4

[patchoulism]

Season 2 Episode 25 - A Canterlot Wedding (Part 1)

[i-identify-guns-in-posts]

I am in love with you?

[viralfrog]

[wizardlyghost]

[log6]

"Christ on a cracker" well actually I think you'll find Christ is the cracker. And also the wine. But you wouldn't know that you fucking protestant heathen

[log6]

I love how American Christians are so unfamiliar with their own belief system they're making this a joke about jesus being white and not a joke about transubstantiation. I'm not even Christian and I know this.