Who do you think you are I am

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[scallioncreamcheesebagel]

[cdubsy]

Dont you love seeing redditors on objectively not the correct website to be talking like that. Come here boy you'll do numbers

[contemptible-scoundrel]

AVERAGE BORDERLANDS GUN:

Two-Fer' Throbbing Boomsploder

comically dense design, looks like a cast iron nerf gun. painted magenta and gold

[meme reference that was dated before the games target demographic was even born]

first shot fires seven sticky bombs in an oscillating X pattern, each sticky bomb chains lightning to a nearby enemy before detonating,

completely useless because there's a rifle that shoots normal bullets that scale off of every stat simultaneously

AVERAGE DESTINY GUN:

Smelvin's Adjudication

abstract depiction of a bullpup rifle, magwell appears to be completely detached from the gun itself

"a single word is engraved on the inside of the receiver. "michael-2""

after several rapid headshot kills with another gun while suffering from a void or strand elemental debuff, you gain the ability to aim down sights 25% faster for 5 seconds

oppressively meta to the point that people will try to kill you in real life if you use it in pvp

[contemptible-scoundrel]

AVERAGE WARFRAME GUN:

Balalala Prime

vaguely gun-shaped tumescent mass of rounded plastic and metallic scrollwork

"Decimate your foes with Sirius and Orion Prime's exquisitely-crafted signature rifle."

hitscan automatic rifle

0.2% use rate because you have to actually point it at things to kill them

1/5 riven disposition in perpetuity

[solmanath]

you know. i must say that this is true for me as well

[frankiedotbiz]

deltarune spoiler

[arcenergy]

this is fucking killing me man

[arcenergy]

the slides (exotic)

[arcenergy]

this is basically canon

[welcometoyouredoom]

[sandmandaddy69]

[dogpuppy]

[omegaversereloaded]

[marisatomay]

Happy Pride

[fullmoonguidance]

evil great lakes

lake inferior

lake normal

lake offtario

lake hurton

lake michigan

[plumslices]

There’s no such thing as an inanimate object everything is sentient

[s6sh6]

[louisegluckpdf]

next dynamic were sexualizing is that of a bull and a toreador

[star-thief]

[so-much-for-subtlety]

machine uses image recognition to detect lice on fish and then uses laser to blast the parasites.

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[sacred-portal]

[iraqnroll-deactivated20241123]

[manycrows]

[saeriibon]

[pauein]

[prguitarman]

!

[prguitarman]

Happy 15th birthday to Nyan Cat! The post above is the original and first post of the 8bit kitty back on April 2nd, 2011.

I drew it as a cake to celebrate 🎂🐈‍⬛✨

[targetedknowledge]