it's ok, i wouldn't remember me either

17. She/her. England. I can't even pretend this blog has a theme anymore.

[isuclahey-archive]

i love when math teachers put question marks on my tests cause i’m just like yeah same

[clubsdeuce]

hey if we’re mutuals feel free to

loot my corpse for valuables 

[politico]

[classicmeevs]

where does the joker end and this guy begins

[100493503004422]

I barely remember the last 6 months honestly like am I even alive

[dunsalien]

“2016 but every time something bad happens it gets faster”

[juggalokomaeda]

Visit Original Link

i put “All I Want for Christmas is You” through a MIDI converter, and then back through an mp3 converter

the result is this garbage

[red3blog]

I’m driving myself up the wall because I swear I can hear the vocal line but I don’t know how that could be if it was truly converted to MIDI. Unless you can replicate speech sounds entirely with modulated MIDI notes, in which case I’m actually impressed with this tire fire of an MP3.

[staff]

[ichor-nectar]

@quaility

[ericjudysbeard-deactivated20220]

Working at LUSH: the saga

[vallymgrl]

I have had men some into a store I used to work at asking if “this hairspray will work on men” and when I said yes they said “but it’s purple”

[sailorlune]

My whole life!

[la-plus-heureuse]

A man walks into a store to buy shampoo. He walks down the hair care aisle and spots a pink shampoo bottle that promises to give you luscious locks. The man is determined, for his hair lacks luster. He asks the nearest store clerk, “Will this work for men? It’s pink, so I’m not sure.” The store clerk looks at the man, then at the shampoo. He shrugs his shoulders in ignorance. The man resolves to purchase the shampoo anyway.

After arriving at his humble abode, the man takes a shower with his new shampoo. He opens the bottle and tries to pour the soapy substance into his hand, but alas; the shampoo refuses to fall onto his manly skin.

The man crumples down in utter defeat, sobbing as the shower water softly cascades down his rippling shoulders. The shampoo will never work for him, for he is a man, and the shampoo he bought is unfortunately in a pink bottle. “I should have known,” he cries out in a whimper. “I should have known.”

[thatsthat24]

Halloween Costume Advice 👻

[trapcard]

child: *screams* me: literally did not ask

[lrinashayk]

[dailyemwatson]

[thebestoftumbling]

[andreii-tarkovsky]

straight dudes love to add the word ‘man’ to everything they suddenly want to have like man bags or man buns, i hope one day they start having some man ners as well. 

[lledxela]

“Todd why is the office flooded?”

“Aesthetic.”

[fuckkkkkkkktumblah-deactivated2]

no

[fakehermes-deactivated20170207]

[fuckkkkkkkktumblah-deactivated2]

NO

[lledxela]

“Todd why is the office flooded?”

“Aesthetic.”

[fuckkkkkkkktumblah-deactivated2]

no

[gomjabbar]

[meshugenist]

you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain

[luigl-remade-deactivated2017031]

archived tweet in case they try to be sneaky