I'm Just A Scrub

Sylvia Rose, 18, I take naps and eat pasta

[teenagerposts]

this week on buzzfeed unsolved…

[iconiczuko]

zuko got a redemption arc because he worked food service. dealing with Customers changed that bastard.

[swishersposts]

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

[zsnes]

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

[mens-rights-activia]

Y’all be saying “world heritage post” to anything but this is actually what a a UNESCO world heritage post looks like

[angelicguy]

[angelicguy]

sometimes the world gives it to you

[aiba2]

[hxmidea]

sometimes i watch youtube videos and halfway through i’m like you know what i don’t care and then i close it

[porterr-robinson]

[jade-sutures]

Defense against a guy in a chair

[anakkin]

au where i live in a studio ghibli movie and do nothing except eat tiny cakes and fall in love with my cute neighbor

[eucalyptus-sage]

banish the idea that platonic love is a lesser form of love

if you go through life not investing in your friendships the same way you invest in romantic relationships, you will always be looking for love, feeling lonely, completely blind to the love all around you

friendship is not a lower level relationship. it is not a lesser form of love.

[todaysbird]

remember: the ‘holy’ white doves are just white rock doves, aka the common pigeon!

[sovereignslash]

Doves are just pigeons with white privilege

[sour-charity]

Also can we talk about how STUNNING their irredentist feathers are?

[tawghasa]

This post made me finally look up whether Australian crested pigeons are also doves, and I didn’t quite understand the wiki page but I think the answer is ‘yes’.

[stereofeathers]

You guys are gonna go ham when you hear about fruit doves

[snarg]

[valtsv]

discussing history w men is just like

[shutyourmoustache]

Just shut up and watch

[alienworms-moved-deactivated201]

alright this is very important. rb and put your race/ethnicity and opinion on avocados in the tags 

[babyanimalgifs]

The Black Footed cat is the smallest wild cat in Africa and one of the smallest wild cats in the world.

[peachychip85000]

Here’s an adult kitty for size comparison:

[kakaphoe]

too smoll

[geekwithsandwich]

OK but you can’t mention my all-time favorite cat without also mentioning that these little motherfuckers are legendary for being 1000% ready to throw down with anyone at any time, they’ve literally been seen trying to fight a giraffe and are known to successfully bring down sheep by getting underneath them and ripping their bellies open like what the fuck, chill

Their name in Afrikaans means “anthill tiger” because they’ll hide inside a hollowed out anthill and then jump out and try to rip your face off

They are perfect and I love them

[bead-bead-deactivated20190901]

Aw, look at these little murder muffins.

[ayellowbirds]

smallest and deadliest wild cat. Observed at a 60% success rate in hunting, and averaging a kill every fifty minutes—a lion might succeed in hunting twenty, twenty-five percent of the time. Their small, energetic bodies require a rate of a-murder-per-hour in order to sustain their metabolisms.

(“miershoop” can also mean “termite mound”, which is one of their preferred places to sleep)

[whitepeopletwitter]

[catchymemes]

[swallowurteeth-deactivated20241]

turn the jets on for him !!!

[cloudfreed]

yeah let him have some bubbles

[perks-of-being-chinese]

bring him some snacks as well 

[midnightssea]

I’m…..still deeply upset that the world was blessed with the medieval musical extravaganza known as Galavant only for it to be cancelled after 2 seasons