I'm Not Awful, I'm A Kick!

This place is ridiculous. See below for my current hyper-fixation.

[dazzlingbumfuzzle]

currently reading the magnolia parks series and it’s literally the definition of no plot just vibes and the vibes are chaotic

[teatimewithtori]

Currently helping me get past my Iron Flame hangover. That Russian grandma was a major curveball.

[whenwewereyoung97]

Mild Iron Flame spoilers

Violet (to Cat): “That trick you mentioned? You know, with the fingers?” A slow smile spreads across my face. “Thanks.”

Second Squad:

[teatimewithtori]

THE WAY I HOLLERED

[thesevenumbrellas]

Dain, Xaden, and Violet: literally screaming about their love triangle in the courtyard.

The rest of the riders living off the daily drama:

[usedtobestormwvr]

Choose your fighter:

"I figured the thing at graduation was him [Dain] and Riorson dick-measuring, but you don't speak to Aetos anymore" - Rhiannon Matthias. Iron Flame, Ch. 21

vs

"Do you boys just want to whip it out and measure?" It would be faster" - Random Rider. Fourth Wing, Ch. 27

[teatimewithtori]

^two of my FAVORITE parts. I’m so toxic…I love a good pissing contest.

[teatimewithtori]

Anyone want to see my kindle annotations from chapter 41 of Iron Flame?

[literaryhottie]

Iron Flame Spoilers Without Context

[movies-on-my-mind]

[teatimewithtori]

[fatedophelias]

Rhiannon: Alright Vi, what's your secret?

Violet: I'm in love with Xaden.

Sawyer: I'm sorry?

Violet: Xaden. I'm in love with Xaden Riorson.

Ridoc: Yeah, I don't think she knows what a secret is.

[r-reads]

“A Red Daggertail. Just like her brother.”

[garricktavis]

Iron Flame, Rebecca Yarros

[teatimewithtori]

Teen Andarna is like that flaming Elmo meme.

[violetriorsons]

oh my god, tairn's pep talk to violet while she's feeling jealous over xaden's ex being "sweetie, how many dragons picked her? none. how many dragons picked you? two."

someone get him a #1 Dad mug or something

[ghost-hospital]

Fourth Wing Special Edition - Chapter 9

1st Xaden POV

@jodiemarie45 for the screenshots and @stormwvr

[teatimewithtori]

ITS CONFIRMED. BRENNEN IS GONNA COME UNGLUED.

[teatimewithtori]

Honestly can’t wait to see Brennan go all big-brother crazy when he finds out that Xaden boned his sister.

[jennifersbodies]

[teatimewithtori]

Why did I think, “aww that’s sweet!!” when I read this? This book is messing with my perceptions.

[teatimewithtori]

House of Sky and Breath is just everyone being grossed out that other people are banging.

GROW UP RUHN

[little-tunny]

Some new cerberuses... :)

[open-at-the-close]

😂😂

[dreamsuvivor]

Bestie, I’m asking myself the same thing...

[teatimewithtori]

I suspected for a while but, as soon as homegirl (Magda?) barely stopped herself from saying “your highness” and curtsying I was like, “Poppy, girl, OPEN YOUR EYES.”