[lastvalyrian]

It's amazing how Fellowship of the Ring, a movie released in 2001, has scenes that are in extreme darkness (like the giant squid fight at the gates of Moria) and I can still easily tell what is going on. It's amazing how Fellowship of the Ring, which once again is from the year 2001, has quiet dialogue scenes and loud action scenes and yet I do not constantly have to mess with the volume to hear what is being said and avoid having my ears blown out, respectively. Why is this remarkable again

[tamamoland]

let’s be real the best tumblr has EVER looked was the short span of time where you could slap code into posts and we had classics like these

tumblr has never been closer to the core aesthetic and sense of humor of its userbase 

[placesandpalaces]

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[dollgirllandsknecht]

[tsscat]

quick someone colonize britain while they're weak

[tsscat]

ireland youre right next door

[bjurnberg]

Geddim boyos

[wanna-b-poet31]

It’s happened! The first Blaze post has haunted my dash, and it’s the fucking 95 theses. 

When I say hellsite (affectionate) this wasn’t the context I was thinking

[powerfulwizard]

The Mandalorian is a 123movies original series that Disney+ is illegally hosting and they should sue

[powerfulwizard]

Netflix and Hulu built their entire platform on illegally hosting putlocker original shows and they‘re just getting away with that

[endorphinmachine]

[unrealunearths]

btw

[atundratoadstool]

Imagine if you will a complete inversion of a boorish American on St. Patrick’s Day. Imagine an Irishman who aggressively celebrates the Fourth of July with unabashed gusto, who desperately tries to claim the significance of some alleged 1/32 American heritage, who wears a shirt with an eagle turning into an American flag and who drinks a specialty red, white, and blue novelty beverage until he collapses in a pool of tricolor vomit. Imagine some guy so invested in a superficial, touristy version of Americaness that he will nervously call the side with his $20 “authentic” hamburger “freedom fires” out of fear of offending. Imagine a guy who upon meeting any American will try to strike up a friendly conversation by asking them what their favorite gun is and talking about how personally inspiring he finds Abraham Lincoln.

You must understand, as you prepare to read the May 24th entry of this novel, that this Irishman is Bram Stoker.

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[crazy-brazilian]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

When I die, I want somebody to use my body the way this guy used the lobster's shell

[45percenterthen]

crazy that all those 13 year old girls clocked dan and phil so hard. like mustve been intensely fucked up and invasive etc etc but so crazy that 13 year old girls worldwide were like those men are secretly gayandinlove and they literally were

[45percenterthen]

added a visual element

[221btardisimpalawithloki]

[45percenterthen]

[bearie]

[orchidbreezefc]

#good news: this is how you make more of them and it doesn’t hurt them#bad news: i checked the tags to see if that had been said and someone called this ‘grinch meat’#and now i want to crawl into a hole (x)

[sashisashi-deactivated20230314]

@biggest-gaudiest-patronuses thoughts?

[politijohn]

[politijohn]

[cop-disliker69]

Morally it wouldn’t be wrong to kill pharmaceutical company executives

[thyrell]

tumblr ads until 2018: look at this weird submarine look at this weird fish look at this weird airplane! do not approve this ad fhgjafdahjdkg1. insurance discounts for seniors 85+!

tumblr ads 2018-2022: buy disney buy aamazon buy hulu buy disneysplus buy netflix you should kill yourself now. buy amazon

tumblr ads 2022: shave your balls!!! buy a bong! pray with an app! shave your fucking balls!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cavern-of-remembrance-deactivat]

nintendo is taking down the 3ds and wii u eshops next year

and they had this lovingly made totally not taunting message to leave about their virtual console legacy they’re destroying

(that they’ve, fun fact, taken down from their site now :])

[cavern-of-remembrance-deactivat]

this pisses me off so much because nintendo is AWARE we want their legacy of games put on their best selling system (literally, outside of the combined sales of every nintendo DS, lite, DSi, and XL, and the GB and GBC’s combined sales, the switch is at the top)

and yet they still do not care. it’s not about them not having this content either because 1 the wii u vc and 3ds vc. exist. and 2, even for stuff that isnt on the virtual console yet, we’ve been given internal proof from previous big nintendo leaks (namely the gigaleak) that nintendo does not mess around when it comes to keeping backups of their older content. its not a lack of money either, nintendo is literally one of the richest companies in japan. it’s just. a lack of caring

[cavern-of-remembrance-deactivat]

last thing im gonna say about this is that the 3DS and Wii U both have excellent, actively updated guides for softmodding them to run homebrew. the Wii and DSi do as well!

on top of that the emulation general wiki is an amazing resource for emulators for pretty much every generation of game system, including emulators for non game systems like arcade hardware, PCs, and mobile phones, along with emulators on game systems! so check the wiki out if you’re interested!

[susurrationofthewind]

And if/when you do softmod your 3DS, gosh, wouldn’t it be nice if there was a site that safely and reliably hosted games for it, where you could even download them directly to your 3DS through a QR code?

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

people say the sonic boom show is bad but like every joke is like this

and then later in this episode they do a parody of a bye bye birdy song about eggman’s doctorate (or lack thereof) for no reason and then it’s never mentioned again nor is that behavior repeated in the show

[jelloapocalypse]

Insanely the person has cut off this clip before the clerk’s next line which is “You’re lookin’ at a man with nothin’ to lose!”

This is one of my favorite jokes in Sonic Boom