You hear my voice

Indie Fey RP/Ask Blog from WTNV Now I'm floating like a butterfly, Stinging like a bee. I earned my stripes. I went from zero, to my own hero.

[niceinchnails]

[lemoocado]

computer virus gijinkas  💻 

[lemoocado]

part 2!

[lakevida]

you stay away from that

[neuroxin]

[alienpapacy]

I met a traveller from an antique land Who said: “Two vast and trunkless legs of stone Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand, Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown, And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command, Tell that its sculptor well those passions read Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things, The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed: And on the pedestal these words appear: ‘My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!’ Nothing beside remains. Round the decay Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare The lone and level sands stretch far away.”

[slatestarscratchpad]

I met a programmer the other day Who said “A vast and blocky plastic box Stands in my workspace; in it, so they say Half-dead, a chip from Intel lies, which clocks 566 M-hertz; the CD drive And fifteen gigs, and bundled AOL Must have seemed neat when Reagan was alive But now the stickers on its lifeless shell Seem only fit sad memories to revive And on the light beige case are words that say: “THIS COMPUTER IS NEVER OBSOLETE SURF! INVEST! EMAIL! TYPE! SHOP! TRAVEL! PLAY!” The monitor is dark; near its defeat My new and shiny MacBook whirs away

[simplyirenic]

#ozymand OS (via gravything)

[bgm05]

japanese game dev in the 90s: hey dude can you make some music for our game about anime girls getting fucked sloppy style

guy who's about to push the PC-98 sound card to its absolute limit and create the most heartachingly beautiful music you've ever heard: Yeah okay

[jacobtheloofah]

in a similar vein:

british game dev in the 90's: hey dude can you make some music for our game about a little red cartoon dude in a colorful world who can throw his body parts around

guy who's about to make shigeru miyamoto question whether this guy's music is actually coming out of the snes sound card: yeah okay

[jacobtheloofah]

this is doing numbers so just so y’all don’t sleep on the rest of the plok ost you are GOING to listen to the beach theme, you have no choice

[schzunabe]

[hgsn-moved]

“we must make sure you do not appear here again. bailiff, whack his peepee.”

*whack sound*

*Mel Blanc scream*

[mantisfriendd]

aww no--come on!

[aworldofpattern]

Moschino Women's Pre-Fall 2022 and Men's FW22

'Pop Art, Op Art and psychedelia; ’60s sci-fi dystopia and Sgt. Pepper band spirit all converged in Jeremy Scott’s color trip of a Moschino pre-fall 2022 men’s and women’s lineup.

“Colorblocking is such a Moschino trope that Franco did.…I wanted to take those military codes and things that are so staid and formal, but do them in candy bonbon colors and make them feel more playful and surreal," said designer Jeremy Scott...' (WWD)

[gsirvitor]

[ajihaew]

HI, CAN U HEAR ME? U WON’T BELIEVE WHERE I ENDED UP

[juniper-abaddon]

She’s lonely.

[youjustgotlawyered]

[ramblingandpie]

I don't usually watch videos but when I saw the combined tags of "Feliz navidad" and "apple bottom jeans," well...

It was worth it.

[gonetocroatoan]

Sneha Solanki  ‘The Lovers’

Two networked machines, one infected with a virus, slowly infects the other through the interface of classic romantic poetry.

A breakdown in the relationship was inevitable once the virus had seeped into the memory of one machine and then into the other through a singular network cable affecting the poetic text files. Communication between the two deteriorated, leading to irrational & at times odd behaviour. Each machine reacted with equal confusion and conflict. The interface text became an illegible poetic mutation of itself.

[steelb1ues]

[ID: Two computers facing each other, connected to one another, on rectangular platforms. The room is backlit in red. End ID.]

[graphics-cafe]

l%ve

[graphics-cafe]

[guidancerune]

[sunhowler]

whoever decided to turn daisy bell into a spooky dookie creepypasta song is fucking evil. that computer was brave enough to sing us a delightful little song and you do THIS to him? thats hatsune mikus grandpa dude. fuck you

[garfield-69]

Miku family reunion

[earlgraytay]

for today’s lucky 10,000, here’s the song that OP is talking about

it is genuinely sweet and charming and I’m so glad to have googled it

[13lizardsinatrenchcoat]

The meme is funny, but Miku’s grandpa (the IBM 7094) actually looked like this:

ALT

He took up 2,000+ square feet and helped with NASA’s “Saturn” flights.

Look how big and clunky he is. He had to work really hard to sing that song ;_; please appreciate him.

[rukafais]

if you want to feel emotions here’s a combination of the IBM704 and V4 Cyber Diva singing Daisy Bell as a duet

edit: people have been saying it’s not miku it’s cyber diva which…i honestly thought was the same thing so THAT IS MY BAD. I have edited it

[lavenderhorns]

Every now and then I remember that Malbolge exists and I get to spend the better part of an hour cry-laughing at the world’s worst programming language

already starting off strong, but it gets worse

Wow! Sounds easy and intuitive to use! What’s the “crazy operation” you ask? We’ll get to that later. For now let’s see what a program in this language looks like :)

Thanks! I hate it!

it’s so difficult to work with that the first program was written by another brute force search program

mmmmm delicious base-3 arithmetic, what could go wrong? (For reference, that means this program forgoes the usual “0/1″ values of binary code in favor of a much more fun “0/1/2″ set of values)

ah.

Here’s how the language actually figures out what to do. It’s got 8 “simple” commands that can be executed easily by *checks notes* running the code itself through the modulo operation and taking the result.

As a bonus, on top of all that every single character in your code will now alter what every single other character does. So I hope you’re alright with cracking a cipher every time you add a new letter to your program!

oh god oh fuck.

behold, Malbolge’s primary arithmetic operation and what you’ll be using for most of your math while programming with it :)

This looks specifically designed to be the least logical math operation you could make, and knowing what the rest of Malbolge is I’d wager that’s precisely what happened. I never want to ever use this and it’s my favorite thing I’ve ever seen.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malbolge

Anyways here’s the wiki page if you wanna read through it more deeply, I’m gonna sit here holding in my laughter staring at the hello world program again.

[nurapixel]

Here is my Low Poly Pixel Art Old PC Monitor 3D Model!