Random Shit

she/her | 19 | Austria | lgbtqia+ | stressed and depressed | 'Do my friends hate me, or do i just need to go to sleep?' | i'm staying alive for my dog, and him only

[pnwnativeplants]

Newest sticker which will be going to print soon! This one was graciously designed by my good friend @squeedgeart

[afeelgoodblog]

“May I?” “You may.”

[callemreine]

I saw this last month on twitter and took a screenshot! Heres an addition

[oriolida]

[fuck-usag]

Sometimes real life beats the shit out of movies can you imagine LIVING THIS

[soft-lovely]

mornings like this

[dankmemeuniversity]

[justsomerandomgaynerd]

[underthenerdhood]

a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost

[peterdrabbit]

So chivalry IS dead?!

[underthenerdhood]

you win best response to this post 

[glumby]

I love the concept of exile. Like dude just get out

[paulfrankjuliusthemonkey]

the bond between two mutuals who've never talked but have the same taste. energetically, psychically aligned. sisters in vibes

[calvinandhobbes]

[xaeyrnofnbe]

[ashstfu]

(literature girl summer) we’re back to finishing a book in two days

[itbelle]

tumblr is the website you can’t find your own posts but someone else likes a post you made five years ago

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

cooking show but the judge is just a random kid with autism related food issues. no one can figure out what criteria they use to judge "good food" from "bad food" least of all the judge themself.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

starts off as a cooking show and devolves into a heartfelt comedy of errors as all these professional top chefs use their decades of training & skill to try to help this one kid eat a balanced diet

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

by the end of the season the chefs have combined their knowledge to more-or-less figure out how to consistently make food that the judge is willing to eat. at which point we start over with a whole new season and a new judge with all new food issues!

[puirell-deactivated20221122]

no but like. there's something so surreal about changing your hair and wearing the kind of clothes you want after a lifetime of pretending you're someone you're not and an even longer lifetime of rediscovering yourself to become the person you want to be and then finally getting to look in the mirror and going wow !!! yeah !!! that's me !!!! i want that someday and i hope everyone who doesn't feel like that yet will too soon

[glumshoe]

raccoons make no sense because they will leave your birdseed and garbage and garden and compost pile alone but they WILL open a barrel and pull out an empty 5 gallon gas canister and unscrew the lid and leave it in your yard and also untie the dog tether from your porch beam for no reason

[glumshoe]

one time I watched a raccoon pull up plastic tent stakes at a campground and just walk away, content with causing mischief

another time at camp I woke up to find a raccoon had grabbed the yarn that connected the string telephones my neighbor and I had strung up between our cabin windows and was just yanking on it… I grabbed one end and ended up in a tug-of-war over the string phone while this beefy raccoon pulled and pulled, hand over hand, making direct eye contact with me

and sometimes they’d sneak into cabins and just…. touch people while they slept

why!!! who said you could act like this!!!

[mrbiglong3000]

god gave them hands but not shame

[anarchistmemedistro]

[tricky-pockets]

One time I was camping and decided to sleep out in the hammock. I’d just about fallen asleep when I heard this rustling… and then something TOUCHED MY BUTT. I whipped out my flashlight and there was 5 or 6 raccoons right under my hammock, just staring at me.

Turns out, I’d left an apple in the pocket of the hammock. They did not shuffle off when I yelped and shone the flashlight on them because they had no shame, but more importantly, because they had no apple. They didn’t go away until I hucked the apple into the woods.

[dietspam16]

one time when i was a little kid my family went camping and we left the campground for a hike or some shit. when we came back in the dark we were terrified shitless because there was the tremendous din of roaring, snarling, growling, ripping, and shredding coming from our campsite. we were deadass convinced there was one or more bears rampaging through our stuff. nothing else could be that loud and terrifying.

but no. it was a couple raccoons who had found a package of oreos we’d left in a bag on the picnic table. mad respect.

[sexycraisinthanos]

Once went camping and in the middle of the night, my aunt woke me up to look at this raccoon that was going through our stuff.

Did it want the wine coolers my aunt had packed that she hadn’t drunk yet?

Did it want the marshmallows we packed?

No

It wanted the empty Mountain Dew two-liter left on the picnic table

[the-haiku-bot]

Did it want the wine

coolers my aunt had packed that

she hadn’t drunk yet?

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[isnt]

[headspace-hotel]

It takes so much courage to admit you were wrong ever, let alone publicly, especially if you’re involved in conspiracy stuff like this. Infinite respect

[grannythots-deactivated20190917]

saw this in the comments on a post on facebook, jodye seems like a great person.

[thewomanyoualwayswantedinhd]

People are smart. Intelligence frightens because it takes away power. At least questions it. If they find a loop hole to bump people down a few notches they take it. I’m really sorry this happened but so happy at least sometimes there are happily ever afters.

[squirtle-daddy-deactivated20250]

Tiktok has surpassed tumblr LMAO

[asgardian-viking]

ok tik tok you win this round