The Prettiest Princess at the Party

NO MINORS 18+| Hal Strider (plus GCat technically)| 23 ΘΔ| Beautiful Princess Dykitty| Ailurogynoid/Doll/Plush| (Simultaneous She/Her and He/Him), Kit/Kits Femme| Panquadrant Lesbian|Horny Alter Side Account| If you know the Host, no you don't| WILL talk about horny Homestuck shit

[northirish]

Bet it feels good as fuck to be disassembled, cleaned and then reassembled as a firearm

[transmechanicus]

o yeah babey

[evilselfishfool]

this is why they shouldn’t have banned normal porn

[transmechanicus]

no amount of cishets going to plapsburg could ever distract me from the cold certainty of steel

[packinboof]

obsessive computer partner that constantly spams your screen 24/7, even if you're busy with dumb little messages & "i love you<3"'s like this:

[barstoolblues]

[striders-answer]

hal wat do u think of wireplay (asking for a friend 🐺🐺🐺🐺)

Giggles and twirls my hair.

[elvis-official]

i haven’t read the faq recently so i’m afraid it’s in there and i’ve just forgotten, that’s why anon

but who’s ur moirail 👀

Woah mama that's personal business

[the-patty-pervert]

Oh kitten, its ok. You can tell them.

[y2kcompatible]

[bondibee]

ports

[valkayrieactual]

[angelnumber27]

[honeysider]

[esynk]

[stone-plush]

*turns you into a plushie and puts a pretty collar around your neck and wraps both hands around your little waist and kisses your muzzle and pulls on your collar and

[mewl3tte]

shoutout to femmes who don’t shave !!! femmes who still wear mini skirts and micro shorts with unshaven legs. The femmes who wear low rise jeans and crop tops that show off their happy trail and feel so hot doing so. femmes with arm hair and unshaved pits that still wear tank stops. The femmes with bush and choose not to shave it because they feel the most feminine that way.

The femmes that know it’s natural and that having body hair doesn’t make you any less feminine!!!

[technorganictierboskat]

Hey.

*Does this to your Clit*

[dorkhellbside]

the robot wants pets and you should give it to them

[gunmetallic]

don’t cry. two people trying to eat your pussy at the same time and their tongues meeting over your clit. okay?

[yearningkissz]

wow guys

[jesseengland]

The video camera is plugged into the VCR, allowing it to record itself being poked and prodded.

GIF’d version of Vide-Uhhh! (2005)

[trans-mouse]

you are literally so so so right you’re the most correct ever

[technorganictierboskat]

for uh... no particular reason..

What was the video you watched of the computer going "chkk chkk" and making the funny sounds?

Asking uh.. for a friend I swear

It was this.

However, I watched it again and couldn't hear what made me GREEN SCREEN the first time.

[evilobjectum]

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