Chaos Realm

teddy picker

[the-tao-of-fandom]

Sometimes you think your life is over but really it's your winter metabolism stripping your brain for parts like crabs at a whalefall

[dreamwatch]

How am I only just learning this!?

[livingmeatloaf]

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[westiec]

Wait

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IT WORKS

Is this new???? I've been wanting wildcard relationship search for YEARS 😍😍😍

My multishipping ass is about to go ham...

[mysteryteacup]

helpful info for those who need it

[shrinkthisviolet]

Explanation of what this does for anyone confused!

[killhitleragain]

Fibonacci: Hmm... I sure wish there was a way to mathematically represent an empty quantity.

The simple yet useful Arabic numeral:

[bathroomcube]

how your 20s feel when you dont know what ur doing

[recurring-polynya]

never lose hope. somewhere, a middle-aged, gender ambiguous person with an advanced degree in an esoteric field and a fiber arts hobby could be crashing out and pinning all their remaining mental health on getting obsessed with your otp. any day now, the most elegantly written 100k fanfic you have ever read is going to hit ao3. it could happen. it has happened.

[foxkitautumn]

If a white guy becomes a werewolf, is he an animal cracker?

[foxkitautumn]

Appropriate reaction tbh

[byjove]

When you point out to people who are against animal testing that there are potentially lifesaving medications that need to be tested on mammals before going to trials that could potentially harm human lives, they’ll say shit like “We should test on prisoners instead.” Bitch. Why are you working for PETA? The WW2-era Imperial Japanese Army needs you. There is suchhhhhhh a strong thread of fascism laced through the current animal rights movement and in so many animal rights spaces and they’re extremely transparent about it.

[langstynotteen]

I can excuse racism, but I draw the line at animal cruelty

[byjove]

That scene from Community is so accurate, that is exactly how these people sound. Racism, ableism and classism often tangled with their crusade for ‘animal rights’ and their talking points often go against basic ethics and basic animal husbandry.

[fellator]

doesn't it piss you off that you have to find something to eat every single day. every one of them. just every day. you gotta eat something

[animentality]

[hivemuthur]

Personally, what ruins me the most, is alternative timelines love stories. Like, fuck you, for leaving me depressed over people that don't exist.

[khruschevshoe]

Give a hand to those in the Lokius fandom once again experiencing the sweet, sweet taste of queerbait in the year of our lord 2023. Join the queliot Fandom for peaches-and-plums margaritas in room 413, the destiel fandom for beers in room 1518, the supercorp fandom for flaming shots in the penthouse, and the Johnlock Fandom in the nonexistent basement for graduated-cylinder-champagne flutes!

Once you're drunk enough, we're burning down Disney hq at noon tomorrow-

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

they are putting me down tomorrow for being too earnest. but i really think it’s going to be okay : - )

[str-ngeloop]

probably tomorrow i'm gonna somehow be more organized and disciplined than i ever have been in my whole life so i'm fine probably

[mtsodie]

wallace you cant say that

[gokucat]

feeding her stuffie must live on....

[lynx-jinx]

How would you get over that, knowing that you actually worked as a couple in another life. That you got married. That someone destroys themself for you

Do you think we love each other in every Universe turns to Do you think we get a happy ending in one?

[homunculus-argument]

A good rule of thumb for AI is "would you trust a trained pigeon to do this?"

"We trained a pigeon to recognise cancerous cell clusters and somehow they're really good at it" okay great, that's something that could plausibly be a thing.

"We trained a pigeon to recognise good CV:s and left it in charge of sorting through all our job applications" uh perhaps consider not doing that.