Ted_the_kid

Verse The kid Sc: teddy_original Kik:teddy.mason I'm a chubby boy

[azzniggahh]

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[chickenfarmersan]

[antique-scarecrow]

i fucking lost it when she opened the fridge

[psychotictea]

A big mood

[sinfolk-deactivated20200105]

“YUM!!!” 😭

[stucklikeglu-deactivated2021112]

LMMMNXASDJTFTJFCTJCJCU

[sweepmoon]

Florence and the Machine at last night’s Spotify event in Brooklyn. As Florence began to sing Sky Full of Song a literal storm began to hit, she never faltered and embraced the storm.

[omgamazingwtf123-deactivated202]

Watching this was an ethereal experience

[britneyqueers]

this queen literally summoned a storm during her performance when will your fave ever control the weather with such accuracy

[mahigxn-deactivated20200629]

Florence Welch is just one of those people that /are/ magic like if homegirl pulled up to an interview saying she met with faeries when she was a child and they’re what inspired her to pursue music i would NEVER second guess I’d just assume that they gifted her with a talent for magic because she gave them a breadcrumb or smth

[xpundies]

💦💦💦

[dowhatitdo50]

Shit is hot

[thesejulez]

💀💀💀

[juleo2380]

I fucked this bottom on the checkerboard table in the park the other morning

[catchmeinthed]

I need this at rouge lol

[theblacknation]

[pussypoundcake]

NIGGGGAAA!!!!! WTF I’m over here thinking this was a friend “no he the papi. I love this.💖🌸😭

[shes-prettibad-deactivated20200]

Lmaooo my favorite I had to repost

[sonofnjobu]

Erik if he had three daughters.

[bi-lover2004]

❤️❤️❤️

[batcarmel007]

Love my BLACK people! HBC meet high school.

[ineverthoughtaboutitlikethat]

Dad and daughters…COME ON!!!!

[carldavis]

Aye!!!!!!

[awwdorables]

French Bulldog argues bedtime

[cherryclit]

I AM TOO FILTHY TO WATCH SOMETHING AS PURE AS THIS

[iujoy-deactivated20210730]

@ghostsgf

[c00tiebreath]

HE WENT RIGHT TO SLEEP IM UGLY CRYING

[missdontcare-x]

[azzniggahh]

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[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

So today this kid yelled Nani the fuck?!? in the middle of a test and I felt compelled to share this to the world.

teachers, share the weird crap your kids have done!

[ralsalot]

I’m not a teacher (yet) but I do work with students and one of them had the nerve to look me dead in the eye and ask me “why would it be a bad idea for me to eat this entire marker?” They’re 11

[official-lyzzystardust]

An 4th grader asked for a high five by saying, “A little slappy to make daddy happy?”

I did not give him a high five.

[myathesleepyoctopus]

A student during break had her head in her arms and was shaking a bit, so i asked the kid next to her whether she was laughing or crying and this 8 year old stared me in the eye deadpan and said “im crying on the inside”

[myathesleepyoctopus]

Wait i take that back, I cant believe i forgot about the time i brought in a small stuffed octopus as a class mascot because why tf not. It was a class of high schoolers and i didnt imagine theyd actually care much, but one student snuck in a snack and gave it to the octopus as a tribute. Which led to other students doing the same thing, until every day there was a pile of of offerings to Fweej the Overseer, mostly consisting of things like string cheeses and small bags of chips, but sometimes there wouldd be a couple bucks in quarters, one kid brought in some giant pocky i think, and at one point there was a cold stone gift card. This stuffed octopus gained a cult following.

Later i brought in another stuffed octopus that looked exactly the same but bigger and told the class that Fweej the Overseer accepted their offerings and became stronger. These highschoolers lost their goddamn minds.

[myathesleepyoctopus]

So Ive been going through the notes of this post and it seems Fweej the Overseer is pretty popular with tumblr as well. So I dug through facebook and found photos for yall. Special thanks to @sakoyo, who was my TA and made the facebook posts, thus keeping the record and immortalizing his legacy.

Fweej lives on 🙌🐙🙌

[ayellowbirds]

you started a cult to a tentacled entity with a name not matching the orthography of any human language. Congrats on becoming the villain of a pulp fantasy story.

[fluttbydream]

The legend must continue

[cozyqueen]

my dad n uncle lmao

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

Idk what they laughing about, but wholesome.

[1000watttwat]

The dog is stressed out 😂

[90zdevil]

I’ve never wanted to be in on a joke SO BADLY.

[unclewalk-deactivated20190218]

Yo why I start laughin like I knew what was going on.

[emerinkaaa]

Lmbo right!? Completely crying laughing all because of how he fell out

[finding-cire]

I would be the one on the floor, almost dead. 🤣🤣🤣

[allhailnjadaka]

literally my favorite video

[uncut-raw-freakzz]

JUST WAIT FOR IT…..

[jamaicanbigdick1215]

That’s a good dick down

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

When you’re waiting for him to get the lube:

[realit1]

I hate looking at this

[kidkendoll-deactivated20240714]

I hate looking like this

[creamndik]

Creaming a 12 incher

[creamndik]

Red fucking Wet Booty Latino Twink

[rass1]

Damn i know that pussy feels good

[thattboi8]

Fuck yo

[officialtoxikjohnson]

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