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[mangio-formaggio]

[teddyfallsinlove]

[literary-claustrophobia]

When I go into ao3, I leave my critical thinking at the door. My disbelief? Suspended. As long as your characterization is plausible, I'll let you take me on any journey and say thank you at the end. Are those plotholes? Never you mind, babe. I will be pole vaulting across them like they never were. Was that a snowstorm in Cabo so they could have a cozy, single bed hotel room? Of course, I'm no meteorologist. Keep em coming, hun. Just know I'm leaving Kudos at the end and kissing you on the lips.

[smallpotatoes-dandelions]

The writers of Buffy messed up the lore at various points, but I think the silliest way they did it was definitely when they established that vampires CAN move around in daylight but only if they have a blanket over their head and go "yeouch ouch owie" the whole time

[autistobrat]

I’m lying face down on the floor. Reblog to join.

[guerrillatech]

[redstonedust]

it's usually morally correct to make fun of the usa but whenever i hear british people do it it feels kinda tone deaf. idk if we have the high ground here guys. its like your mom making fun of your mental illness like ma'am where do you think i got it from.

[flowerbobatea]

[totalspiffage]

what this fandom needs

more f/f

[totalspiffage]

What fandom, you ask? All of them. There’s not enough in any fandom.

[loveridden1999]

once i permanently get rid of my headaches then you'll all see

[teddyfallsinlove]

in honor of migraine season

[yellow-cat]

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

[syn4k]

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

[joyflameball]

[bonyassfish]

I am a regular guy. I can enter a space. I am a regular guy. I can enter a room. I am a regular guy. I can do that transaction. I am a regular guy. I know how to answer the phone. I am a regular guy. I know what sleep is. I am a regular guy. I know how to wake up. I am a regular guy. I know how to move through space. I am a regular guy. I know what it means to be me.

[loontattoo]

see unfortunately I have this condition where if I am not explicitly told that I am a part of the ingroup then I will assume I must be part of the outgroup

[georgecuntanza]

ok so your fav was crucified mine died twice and then had to work at the Doublemeat Palace

[kublakola]

Watching Buffy for the first time and this shit slaps so hard. Bad guy vampires just resurrected a big, ugly blue demon called 'The Judge' who reportedly 'can't be killed by any weapon forged' and stupid me was like "Oh, I bet she'll light him on fire or kill him with her hands or something of that nature." No. Rocket launcher. Launched a rocket at him and he fucking died. Awesome.

[becauseitswrong]

the way many people say that Buffy the Vampire Slayer should have ended after season 5, with Buffy fulfilling her pre-assigned destiny as the chosen one by dying as the sacrificial lamb / 'The Pink Opaque' series in I Saw the TV Glow getting cancelled after 5 seasons, ending with the two main heroines being buried alive by the Big Bad that was always coming for them, trapped in the ground forever with their hearts ripped out / Buffy crawling out of her grave at the start of season 6 and her behaviour deviating from what her family and audience have always expected from her as a girl, to the point where a lot of fans would have rathered her show to have never came back at all than see her "come back wrong" / Jack Haven's character in I Saw the TV Glow running away from their hometown and transitioning, getting buried and digging themselves out of the life they couldn't bear and into the world of the Pink Opaque "and I was me. I was finally me again. And it was the season 6 premiere" / Buffy eventually breaking the doomed cycle of Slayerhood in Chosen that had always stopped her from living her life as a woman in control and changing everything for herself and other slayers like her / "THERE IS STILL TIME"

[milowing]

sometimes u headcanon a character as a sexuality but then also ship things that contradict that. sometimes you ship things you would NEVER EVER want in canon. this is because these things are fun and silly and not legally binding.

[rebornautumn]