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Hey my name is Sarah (they/them)! I probably already love you. I don’t currently tag things, so please let me know if you would like me to. | Leo | 25 | Canada |

[valend]

Yahhh I have to build Rome. Yup it’s due tomorrow.. noo I haven’t started yet haha is that bad?

[innerchildabortionclinic]

no it's fine scroll through tiktok on maximum volume in a tiny break room at work

[devivi-lish]

one of my coworkers does this but its AI generated divorce revenge stories

[innerchildabortionclinic]

[nociceptrix]

sucking on a worthless original

[pukicho]

Been getting into ceramics lately

[trans-humanoid-automaton]

How do they taste man

[pukicho]

It hasn’t even been five minutes. Why do so many of you think I’m eating it. It hasn’t even been five minutes.

[dr-cute-pink-doctor]

Yeah yeah whatever how do they taste man

[pukicho]

Not so good.

[truthwithlight]

made this based on real events

[iconoklast]

Adeptus Administratum my beloathed 🖤

[ballwizard]

meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors

[lepidopteragirl]

deadbeat group chat member

[maja-paja]

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[phantomrose96]

Reddit is not always sending their best

[phantomrose96]

[phantomrose96]

*holds myself back from posting this with the same shaking restraint as a comic book superhero who has sworn off killing*

[pingo1387]

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

[teaboot]

"Oh yeah, we have an outdoor Corgi, he just gets so bored cooped up inside all day. He knows to stay off the road. Don't worry, he's way too smart for coyotes and the neighbor's know to look out when they drive past."

"Us? Oh, of *course* our Dachshund sleeps inside- we just let him out in the morning and make sure he comes back for dinner. He just does his own thing, no worries."

"Um, you know it's not humane to keep a chihuahua confined to an apartment? They're dogs, they're natural predators. They need to experience hunting behaviors or they get depressed. No we don't leash ours, he absolutely hates it, we just let him come and go whenever."

Yall get how fucking stupid that sounds, right? So stop letting your goddamn cats get eaten and attacked and infected and hit by cars

A toddler would probably love full unattended access to the neighborhood too, but we don't do that either, do we

It's 2026, "keep your damn pet in a house or in your view" should not be controversial

[angel-stars]

I had to go on a hunt for this but it was worth it. 100% agree

[urie]

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

[queer-reader-07]

[cyberpunkpavlichenko]

The moral of Death Note is that cops raise evil children

[psicrystal]

[androdragynous]

there is a screen reader / magnification program that is the only one the low vision clinic knows of with these features and it is $650 Canadian Dollars behind specific approved vendors that require you to be geographically close to them and get government approval of a degree that I am only just now reaching after being visually impaired for going on seven years. I feel normal about this

[androdragynous]

if you can code a program that does any or all of the following:

Magnifies a display beyond standard options with keyboard / mouse movement inputs or voice commands,

Can read text on the screen,

Has different color filter options for text / background distinction,

Can change and magnify the cursor beyond standard amounts,

Works on Windows or more than just Windows,

Has a keyboard echo (says the character you've pressed on the keyboard out loud)

... there is a genuine, GENUINE need for you to code this and put it at a more accessible price point than $650 Canadian Dollars which I also just learned is a SUBSCRIPTION FEE AND NOT EVEN PERPETUAL. if you are reading this and able to code I am begging you. would genuinely change lives