Suck Some Martian Titties Up There Boys

Stuff like that monster penguin of yours comes out of the faucet when I turn on the spigot at home

[lilcoochie]

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Andy, You’re A Star - The Killers

“On the field I remember you were incredible,”

[plisaltin]

yuri and mila

[amare-habeo]

Jacques Majorelle (French, 1886-1962)

Town Toundout, N/D

Oil on hardboard, 72.50 x 86.50 cm

[mangolesbian-archive]

[fugayyyku]

The real reason it’s a fucking travesty Peter Parker is “straight” is that he would have a fucking field day making gay jokes. Imagine Spiderman wit mixed with millennial gay humour. He’d be unstoppable

[fugayyyku]

This post is pissing people off so I’m gonna add to it:

*villain du jour flirts with Spiderman* woah! I know I swing both ways, but your way isn’t one of em

***

Intellectual™ white supremacist: and when I’m done the entire world will be one homogeneous society-

Spidey: buddy the only homo-genius here is me step off

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Villain: *gestures to the eyesore that is the Spiderman suit* what kind of fashion is this

Spidey, a gay, knowing that all his villains commit crime in their fursuits: fucking respectable is what it is

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Villain, talking about the plague that is vigilantes: your way of life disgusts me

Spidey, with narrowed eyes: is this homophobia or arachnophobia

[rosery-doll]

That last one:

Villain: Wait. What, no, no, I meant, like my brother is, I mean I think you are a fine person, I just meant, the whole you know other thing

Spiderman: I’m going to punch you to save you from yourself

Villain: Please

[sailors-senshi]

Good afternoon everybody

[digitalloop]

[felixinclusis]

digitalloop‌: WONKY

[kdramafeed]

[gravedelight]

[►] “Don’t think we don’t notice whose speech you rush to defend and who you tell to take the abuse and get over it.”

[betsy-cola]

🏠 Suburb Summer 🏠

Hot air, pink skies, old memories. Another playlist by me. Listen to it over here.

[thequeerlybeloved]

[strawberrygiorno]

one of my favorite ???% headcanons is that it looks so dark because it absorbs all the energy it can from its environment, and that happens to include all of the light that hits it, which means that in-universe, rather than an ominous shadowy figure, it’s more like somebody ripped a mob-shaped hole in reality and you’re left staring into the empty void beyond

[redlipstickresurrected]

Erin Hanson (American, b. Portland, OR, USA) - Textured Lights, 2013  Paintings: Oil on Canvas

[wholesomethemedmemes]

[gaywitches]

Lesbian Beds by Tammy Rae Carland

[alien-cafe]

Is he…..you know…… *makes web shooting motion*….trans?

[missnilescrane]

Be the cowboy, Niles