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[ursulaklegun-deactivated2024122]

so what if cain murdered abel. maybe abel sucked. 

[errorschacha]

Sorry for just writing “the monster becomes the monsted” on your Christmas card. I couldn’t think of a regular greeting or whatever. My bad.

[amvs]

the fact that cartmans wiki has a whole sexuality section is. so fucking funny

[amvs]

“Is Cartman Gay” - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,

[corgifish]

[1-800-bug-zone]

most crucial personality indicators

1. when u binge-watch tv, do u skip the intro theme song or watch it?

2. did u prefer dinosaurs or monsters as a kid?

3. how many and what kind of collections do u keep?

4. ya’ll r gonna hate this but ur major actually says a lot about u as a person. whats ur major?

[tegridyfarms]

coming back to tumbr just to say that my life is a south park episode and my dad just disowned me via discord message

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

What's gender?

[chuckecheeses]

Ghost type Pokémon, he’s purple and fat :)

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

This was where the post should have ended. This was an amazing reply. But theater kids just had to get in the reblogs and be annoying. "no thats garlic. no thats gemini"

[liverpriest]

Complaining about theater kids on Tumblr is like complaining about rats in NYC

[menacevessel-deactivated2020083]

Unlike NYC rats, theater kids contribute nothing to the ecosystem

[mutttooth]

actually theater kids and NYC rats will both eat corpses left under subway tracks

[gamerphobe]

hey i usually don’t comment on posts but i really want to call attention to this popeye the sailor man roleplayer in the notes

[valtsv]

[valtsv]

[terezbian]

i think it's important to get deeply emotionally unironically involved in a bad piece of media whilst fully aware that it objectively sucks ass. like for your health or whatever

[terezbian]

i think it's important to get deeply emotionally unironically involved in a bad piece of media whilst fully aware that it objectively sucks ass. like for your health or whatever

[rogha]

tumblr comedy I haven’t seen in a while and I kind of miss: when someone says like ‘smoothies are great’ and then someone else says ‘juices are great too!’ and the first person says ‘make your own post’ and then the second person says ‘okay’ and then you scroll down and theres a second post.

[ishouldreallygetofftheinternet]

I also love seeing posts where someone says something that clearly sets up a joke and then has very obviously messaged their friend to question it in a reblog so they deliver the punchline with maximum impact. Haven't seen that in a while

[rogha]

make your own post

[ishouldreallygetofftheinternet]

I love seeing posts where someone says something that clearly sets up a joke and then has very obviously messaged their friend to question it in a reblog so they deliver the punchline with maximum impact. Haven't seen that in a while

[ishouldreallygetofftheinternet]

[joshlovesyou]

[internetwes]

catboy784

[geffenrecords-deactivated202511]

does anyone else remember that scene in pinkeye where kenny literally took a BITE out of clydes arm and he was just like okay

[geffenrecords-deactivated202511]

unbothered king ig okay

[peronocambiamiamore]

Kids these days: you guys should pay n*tflics and sp0tif¥ and d!sn€¥ +. Give your hard earned money to all the multinationals in the world! WoUld YoU stEaL a cAr?

Kids back in my days:

[ecorougemils]

South park behind the scenes photo signed by matt and trey

[southparkclips-blog]

it’s never too early for videos of the broflovski bros playing dreidel together