yet another insane thing about the second now you see me movie is this news broadcast they sent out on new year's eve in london.
at first glance, sure, seems pretty normal. there's four criminals on the loose in london and the public might be better able to identify them if their faces are known. great. now how do you describe a gaggle of thieving, criming magicians? how do you make sure that people will know just exactly which person in this crowd of thousands they need?
easy. you need to find the guy with short dark hair. "uhhh," you might say. "that's wildly unspecific and unhelpful. tons of people will have short dark hair." no no no, though — you gotta find the guy with short dark hair. just that one.
not just that. there's also another guy. you gotta find him. he's got short light hair, and usually wears a hat. "huh," you might wonder again. "isn't he... bald? and also, aren't there tons of light-haired, hat-wearing people in london on new year's eve?" to which we say.... nope. trust us. short light hair usually with a hat. that's exactly right. that's all you need to know.
thank goodness there's also a woman. this is london, after all, which means there will be a lot of people — but this woman? she's got long, dark brown hair. that'll tell you precisely which woman we are looking for. "you think london only has one woman with long, dark brown hair?" well, maybe not. but trust us on this. this woman is so unique. you'll know her by just her hair. that's all you gotta know about her.
okay, so. at this point we have established a pattern. we gotta find these card-throwing, crime-committing magicians by their hair, right? that's how we'll recognise them — their wildly unique, super notable hairstyles that'll stand out in a crowd of thousands? so what crazy haircut will the fourth horseman have? how on earth will we recognise him? does he have short hair? brown hair? dark hair?
nope. this guy was previously presumed dead. "what the fuck does that mean," you may ask, to which we say: duh. he was previously presumed dead. if you look at a guy and think, huh, you sure look like you might have been presumed dead up until recently — congrats! you found our guy! please let us know swiftly so that we can swoop in and arrest him. there's no way you'll miss him. just look for the guy with previously-presumed dead vibes. there can only be one, after all. it's london. how many previously-presumed dead-lookin' guys can there be?
help us find them, people. you gotta help us. we're going to do fuck all to help you know who we mean aside from put up pictures and then put the blandest, most unhelpful descriptor underneath. you're welcome <3 happy new year.
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