C A U T I O N;

❝'I can MOVE things with my mind. Something people wouldn't believe, but the dead now walks among us. Anything you can imagine could exist.❞ twd oc.

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toprovoke:

the one where chandler bing needs to chill out | ask meme

“no you didn’t get me! it’s an electric drill. if you get me, you kill me!”

‘donald duck never wore pants, but when he got out the shower he always put a towel around his waist. i mean, what’s that about??”

“they ate my last stick of um, so i killed them. do you think that was wrong?”

“wow i’m a duck i go quack quack i’m happy all the time!”

“so i can’t fire joseph, but i can sleep with his wife.”

“it’s not me, it’s my character!”

“he seduces his coworkers wives for sport and then laughs about it at the watercooler the next day.”

“no freakshow, she’s fictional!”

“TIME FOR BAYWATCH.”

“we can just stay in and cook for ourselves? *maniacal laughter*”

“take off your shirt!”

“you know those big streetsigns that say merge? i was thinking we could get one to hang over my bed. MERGE!”

“neat! i’m gonna die alone!”

“if i’m gonna be an old lonely man, i’m gonna need a thing. a hook. like that guy on the subway that eats his own face. so i figured i’ll be crazy man with a snake. you know CRAZY SNAKE MAN! i’ll get more snakes, call them my babies. kids’ll walk past my place and they will run. RUN AWAY FROM CRAZY SNAKE MAN!”

“it’s 6:30 in the morning, we’re not working out. it’s over.”

“so, it looks like this internet thing is here to stay, huh?”

“yeah don’t worry about me, i’m fine. FUNG HA!”

“if i helped we could FIND THE FASTER.”

“her ankle is what you’re watching??”

“just doing her job.”

“will you marry me? will you… marry me? hey. you marry me.”

“no you can’t have my jacket, then i’ll be cold. you thought you were gonna be cold you shoulda brought your own jacket.”

“HEY! i don’t know why i did that.”

“i was making a coconut phone with the professor.”

“my girlfriend is out there thinking things over, YOU MADE ME GIRLFRIEND THINK!”

“yes, we know there are magazines with pictures of naked women in them.”

“i think it’s great you work here, you’re gonna make a lot of money and here’s your first tip: don’t eat yellow snow.”

“being with her has been like being on a vacation..?”

what may be perceived as high maintenance, is merely attention to detail. and… generosity of spirit.”

“have you figured out what started the fire, mr fireman?”

“hold the phone, you’re not elizabeth’s dad?”

“boy did we make friends with the wrong sister.”

“i don’t think you should say that even when you are healthy.”

“come on now ya big faker!”

“yes honey, i made it myself.”

“nice camouflage, for a minute there i didn’t see you.”

“i’m sorry, we don’t have your sheep.”

“i’ve just realised i can sleep with my eyes open.”

“look i took a test and it turns out i do put my career before men.”

“i am not BLAH, i am a HOOT.”

“someone on the subway licked my neck, LICKED MY NECK!”

“DEAR GOD THIS PARACHUTE IS A KNAPSACK!”

“all right, rock paper scissors for who has to tell her to leave.”

“sometimes i hold stuff like this and pretend i’m a giant.”

“i’m glad we’re having a rehearsal dinner, i rarely get to practise my meals before i eat.”

“oh that makes me feel warm in my hollow tin chest.”

“i say more dumb things before 9am than most people say all day.”

“hi! i make jokes when i’m uncomfortable.”

“why yes, pressing my third nipple, it opens the delivery entrance to the magical land of narnia.”

“can you lose your virginity again? i feel like mine’s growing back.”

“until i was 25 i thought the only response to i love you was oh crap!”

“we swallow our feelings, even if it means we’re unhappy forever. sounds good?”

“you know, i don’t think i care.”

“SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP!”

[rpmememaker]

Torture my character sentence meme

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Make them cry

“I never loved you.”

“You’re the reason they’re dead!”

“It’s all your fault!”

“Who could ever love you…?”

“You’re so stupid. So weak.”

“Just go away. I don’t want you here.”

Blackmail them

“Who would’ve thought a sweet thing like you would have such a secret?”

“I’ll tell everyone. Scream so loud the country will hear.”

“I have a friend with a radio station, you know. Broadcast it all over the city.”

“If you want this back, you’ll do whatever I say!”

“Be a good little slave, you don’t want your secret out, do you?”

“I know everything. I can ruin you.”

“Beg me, and I might consider keeping my mouth shut.”

Interrogate them

“Sing, birdie.”

“I know exactly how to make you talk.”

“You know some fascinating things, don’t you?”

“I’ll use your greatest weaknesses against you, and you know I know them all.”

“I have means of extracting information from you.”

“I might play with you a little longer after you’ve talked. You’re too cute.”

“You’re tough. But I’ll break you.”

Yell at them

“You idiot! You dumbass! You- you fucking moron!”

“You’re absolutely useless, aren’t you?!”

“What the fuck have you done this time!”

“You don’t care about anyone but yourself!”

“You’re not human! You’re a monster!”

“You’re a disgusting little rat!”

“You’ve fucked up for the last time!”

Physically hurt them

“What, can’t take a punch?”

“I’ll kill you!”

“It’s only a scratch, asshole!”

“Don’t move, or I’ll shoot you!”

“I’ll slit your damn throat!”

“Kiss my shoes or I’ll stomp your head in half.”

“I didn’t mean to draw blood, but oh well.”

“That’s going to bruise.”

Torture them… gently

“You want some of this cake? C’moooon, beg for it!”

“Guess what? SURPRISE ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE!”

“Tickle-tickle-tickle! Kitchy kitchy koo!”

“Whaaaat? Is this yours? You can’t have it back, it’s mine now!”

“I’ll stop singing when hell freezes over!”

“Get in the locker, shorty!”

“Annoying? Me? Annoying?”

[rpmemesguys]

MIXTURE MEME

Send ‘❂❂’ and i’ll shuffle through 70 to see which one you get! ( contains: fluff, angst, nsfw, normal, ect. )

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police pick up lines .

‘ Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of my bed. ’

‘ Bulletproof vest? Nah. It’s all muscle. ’

‘ COPS!! Spread em’. ’

‘ Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged. ’

‘ Did I tell you that I live next door to Dunkin Donuts? ’

‘ Do you know how fast you were going when you fell from heaven? ’

‘ Drop ‘em! ’

‘ Ever seen a baton this big? ’

‘ How about you cock my gun? ’

‘ I always turn on my siren when I spot a siren. ’

‘ I have a great idea for those handcuffs. ’

‘ I hear cops like a big bust. ’

‘ I love a man in uniform ’

‘ I’m a police officer! ’

‘ I’m ready to enforce the law of attraction. ’

‘ I’m writing you a ticket. “Fine” is written all over you. ’

‘ I’d love you to frisk me. ’

‘ Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? ’

‘ Let’s go to my place for some under-cover work. ’

‘ Ma'am we’ve had some complaints that you’re being too sexy. I’m gonna have to arrest you. ’

‘ My cuffs or your cuffs tonight? ’

‘ Nice uniform, it would look great at the foot of my bed… ’

‘ Not here to bust you. But we are here for your bust. ’

‘ Step out of the vehicle. Walk a straight line into my life. ’

‘ Stick with me and those lights won’t be the only thing flashing. ’

‘ Stop! Don’t you know it is illegal to look that fine? ’

‘ That’s a mighty big “flash light” you have there officer…. ’

‘ Want to plant something on me? ’

‘ Want to play good cop bad cop? ’

‘ What are you doing with your night stick later? ’

‘ What else do you do with that night stick? ’

‘ You got fine written all over you. ’

‘ You have the right to remain silent. I doubt you will. ’

‘ You, me, handcuffs, and whipped cream: interested? ’

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( @resolutearcher )

“Told people ‘bout it before the virus then?”

     ❝Only TWO.  Foster parents, then they sent me back to      the foster home after they SAW it happen.  They didn’t      believe it when I TOLD them, but they did when they saw      it.❞

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( @resolutearcher )

“Holy hell. That’s a helluva fuckin’ secret kid.”

     ❝Yeah, a secret I NEVER told anyone after the virus.❞

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bad idea starters.

❛on a scale of one to ten… how illegal do you think doing this is?❜

❛okay, but, consider this: i don’t care. i’m gonna do it.❜

❛there are certain moments where i consider you someone with brilliant ideas and a good future. this is not one of those moments.❜

❛how hard is it to do a wheelie on a motorcycle? how many feet can you go, doing a wheelie, without crashing?❜

❛it’s three in the morning and i’m bored and you’re the only one awake. let’s break into a gas station store.❜

❛WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT FILL UP A “SUPER BIG GULP” CUP WITH 5 HOUR ENERGY AND CHUG THE WHOLE THING. MY HEART HAS EITHER STOPPED COMPLETELY OR IS BEATING SO FAST THAT I CAN’T FEEL MY OWN PULSE.❜

❛is it a bad idea to use mountain dew instead of milk in your cereal?❜

❛i heard if you suck up enough helium, your voice starts to sound really squeaky… wanna go buy some balloons?❜

❛can you cook bacon with a hair straightener? asking for a friend.❜

❛yes, i did beat him up and i will not apologize.❜

❛complaining helps the situation, like, not at all.❜

❛sooooo, i kind of adopted a puppy.❜

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( @resolutearcher )

Daryl watches him, his entire statement not based in sarcasm or disbelief, rather only in confusion almost. A clarification to make sure he’d understood just what the young man was apparently saying. Arching an eyebrow, the archer squinted as one of the bolts started moving, hand slipping to his knife. When it lifted, Daryl cursed loudly, crossbow clattering to the ground with his sudden shift.

“Holy fuckin’ hell kid. How the fuck…?”

     ❝----- See.  TELEKINETIC.❞

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“Stay here.”

meme;  ✘status;  accepting

     ❝—– What’s the POINT?❞

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             WHAT’S A KNIGHT WITHOUT HIS HORSE?

                                       independent knight from the walking dead series

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2-3 Word Sentence Meme

Send one (or more) for my character’s reaction.

“Lay down.”

“Stay here.”

“Stay inside.”

“I love you.”

“Eat something.”

“Are you leaving?”

“I’ll help.”

“Rest now.”

“Get some sleep.”

“Are you awake?”

“I’ll do it.”

“What is it?

“Sleep well.”

“Are you okay?”

“I’ll be okay.”

“You’re safe.”

“I’m a friend.”

“I don’t like it.”

“I can’t sleep.”

“You’re amazing.”

“You’re comfortable.”

“You’re warm.”

“You’re soft.”

“You are shaking.”

“You are wet.”

“You are tall.”

“I am freezing.”

“I am hungry.”

“I’m tired.”

“I know you.”

“I’m too short.”

“I’m frightened.”

“Where were you?”

“Why me?”

“Why there?”

“Come here.”

“Walk with me?”

“Kiss me.”

“Hug me.”

“Hold me.”

“Help me.”

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( @inflamcs )

telekenetix ⤶ ❜ 

                 ❛ i don’t want to hurt you. ❜

     ❝I doubt you COULD.❞

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       ❝we’re all MONSTERS in our own way.❞

                             ( ✘ )

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( @posxiisms )

     ❝What are you DOING here?❞

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( @fxrechild )

@telekenetix

It was really no surprise that the two of them had ended up out here together. The first time they did, it was an accident, but since then, most of their nights had been spent out in the little playground together. Rain had frequented this place at nights for years, whenever the nights got too tough, and her room just felt like a reminder of how truly alone she was.

And now, it was an actual way to get away from being alone.

So when she walked over, hands in the pocket of a sweatshirt she didn’t even need to wear, another person on the swing set was no surprise. Taking a seat next to him, she offered a bit of a tired smile. (When was Rain Mars not tired, though?) “Hey.”

Being a FOSTER child was something he truly fucking HATED with a damn passion.  No one in the foster home spoke to him ( unless it was to TEASE him and call him a fucking freak ), but he didn’t CARE about that ----- not even the woman who RAN the place; she didn’t TALK to him at all.  He was ALWAYS on his own, in the corner of his room just being quiet and MINDING his own business when one of the boys would come and BULLY him, call him a FREAK and how nobody wanted to bring Jacob HOME with them.   RUNNING away from the foster home was one THING he clearly loved doing, ESPECIALLY when he’d meet up with Rain Mars ----- SOMEONE who was like him, someone who UNDERSTOOD him and actually talked to him like he was a normal human being.  She wasn’t BOTHERED by what he was, and he was HAPPY for that.  He enjoyed her COMPANY and he knew she enjoyed his ----- she was the ONLY person who actually spoke to him, been polite with him and not CALL him names that caused a dark cloud to HOVER over his head. So here he was, SEATED on the swing he NORMALLY sat on, waiting for her to arrive.  But he didn’t have to WAIT all too long, considering he could see her small FRAME moving towards him and a SMALL smile played on his lips the moment she APPROACHED and took a seat beside him; his feet pushing off, the swing MOVING only a little bit.  He inhaled deeply, his gaze flickering DOWN to his ratted converse before his gaze went to her.      ❝----- How are you?❞

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( @starkwithsarcasm )

     ❝----- Nice SHINER, huh?❞

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( @resolutearcher )

Daryl just watched, waited for the man to speak. He didn’t know why this kid was trusting him with secrets, but he wasn’t going to really get into it, not if he didn’t want to yet. It was suspicious, or would be to anyone else. But Daryl knew what someone with a secret looked like, what someone scared of being judged looked like. So the archer kept quiet, waiting, listening. However, the news made him arch an eyebrow, eyeing the young man.

“Telekenetic?”

A low huff of ANNOYANCE came from the young adult but his oceanic HUES soon landed on the weapon the other had been fiddling with and he INHALED deeply, concentrating on one of the archer’ BOLTS.  He stayed quiet, and soon, the bolt BEGAN to levitate before it shot across the cell towards HIM, but it froze mere inches from his FACE.  He was quick to snatch it, his attention FLICKERING towards the archer as he fiddled with the bolt that was now in his HANDS.      ❝Yeah, telekinetic.❞