Good Omens not spoilers but still...
It's like they read everyone's bingo cards and said "okay, that, but not quite how they hoped"

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Good Omens not spoilers but still...
It's like they read everyone's bingo cards and said "okay, that, but not quite how they hoped"
listen. we can do this. if we put our cocks together
This is the FUNNIEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN
Reblogging for cultural enrichment
bout time I brought back the Laurel and Hardy flex tape-
From The Killers, 1946. A Film Noir Classic
I’m an archivist, behold my growing collection was of old photos mirroring timeless memes I’ve come across at various places I’ve worked.
You all describe booping with such violent images and sound effects. Not me. Not my boops. My boops are gentle as a moth's kiss. Peace and Love this booping day.
Tumblr on April 1st, 2024
if i was a little kitty and you were a little kitty would you touch noses with me to say hi
rb to touch prevs kitty nose to say hi
(◡‿◡✿)
(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”
(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”
✿\(。-_-。) “Kick his ass, baby. I got yo flower.”
i found it
the original post
i found it
this should have the opportunity to be on everyone’s blog.
*tour guide voice*
and here on the left ladies and gentlemen, you see one of the posts before everyone went batshit crazy
World Heritage Post
Firefighter demonstrates how to put out a kitchen fire
Reblog to actually save a life
To explain. The latter works because you’re cutting off the supply of oxygen to the fire and suffocating it
as opposed to slapping oxygen inside the pan with the downward motion
Reblogging, because this is so important. When I was learning how to cook for myself in my tweens, I had at least a five years of fire safety seminars from school drilling this into my head, and I STILL had that instinctive put-the-fire-out-with-water reflex. Didn’t even think. I saw our oily burner catch fire after frying eggs, whipped around towards the sink for water, and my brain immediately screamed NO!!! NO WATER! I mean that fire safety stuff straight up bitchslapped me out of REFLEXIVELY setting my house on fire. I found a pot lid and inched it over the burner before turning off the heat. Even if you think you know this stuff, panic is powerful shit. Make knowledge more powerful.
“Even if you think you know this stuff, panic is powerful shit. Make knowledge more powerful.”
ˈsɑri, bʌt wi kənˈvɜrtɪd jʊər ˈbɔɪˌfrɛnd ˈɪntu aɪ-pi-eɪ. jæ, ði ˌɪntərˈnæʃənəl fəˈnɛtɪk ˈælfəˌbɛt. ɪnˈstɛd ʌv ˈbiɪŋ meɪd ʌv wɜrdz naʊ hiz ə ˈstændərˌdaɪzd ˌrɛprəzɛnˈteɪʃən ʌv spiʧ saʊndz ɪn ˈrɪtən fɔrm. jæ, ˈprɪti mʌʧ ˈɛniˌwʌn ˈspikɪŋ ˈɛni ˈlæŋɡwəʤ kʊd ˈfɪɡjər aʊt haʊ tu seɪ hɪm. ˈsɑri
#translation:#sorry but we converted your boyfriend into IPA.#yeah the international phonetic alphabet.#instead of being made of words now hes a standardized representation of speech sounds in written form.#yeah pretty much anyone speaking any languages could figure out how to say him.#sorry. (tags via @3--2--1--gone)
your favorite German word used in English
kindergarten
rucksack
angst
weltschmerz
dachshund
doppelganger
zeitgeist
schadenfreude
gesundheit
vanilleextrakt (I just wanna see the results)
When I tell you it PAINS me to not capitalize these words, or add the appropriate article... English usage, English usage...
If your Liebling isn't here, add it in the notes! And please reblog for larger reach!
phantom bitchslap
That is the saddest and funniest shit I have ever seen
The cat is right-pawed and I’m laughing too hard about this.
this is actually really interesting because despite not actually having that limb the cat is still able to communicate exactly what it’s trying to (which seems to be “don’t touch this cup” or “this is my box”). the other cats respond to its gesturing because they recognize what it’s saying (you can see them pull their heads back or bat their own paws in response). most of the time when cats tell each other to stop doing something they aren’t actually using any real force–it’s just a gentle bop. the hitting isn’t really the point!
i actually do a version of this with my own cats all the time. i never hit them but i’ll wave a hand at them to say “no stop it” and they understand fully despite the fact that i never make physical contact with them.
this cat may be disabled but it is perfectly capable of telling its friends and family to step the fuck off
OP Change your FUCKING URL
wut. I thought Wikia was good?
wikia is not good.
wikia is a hypercapitalist monopoly that's crushing independent wikis and it's an adware-infested hellscape that sucks ass and has a horrible user interface.
wikia is a for-profit corporation that does not care at all about fandom, stole and trademarked the fucking word "fandom", and is actively monopolizing the fanwiki world while either buying out or outcompeting actual legitimate independent wikis.
they manipulate google results to drive searches toward their much shittier wikis rather than towards the actually helpful and worthwhile independent wikis.
if you google the word "fandom", the top result AND the wikipedia page they suggest are both wikia.
their user interface is horrifyingly terrible for a wiki and they allow almost no customization at all to the wikis who have to use their platform. you cannot run a wiki on wikia without forcing people to see a huge, obnoxiously bright yellow WIKIA!!! banner along one side, a huge header filling up the top of the page, a massive useless sidebar, and often a fucking video above the article, not to mention the literally endless wall of completely fucking unrelated ads that scroll up under every article, and instead of talk pages they have fucking comments sections.
this is an actual wiki:
and this is the equivalent page on a fucking wikia wiki:
neither of those screenshots are edited.
you cannot see the information on the wikia page upon opening it.
but you know what you can see?
fucking ads.
have you ever heard of NIWA? it's the Nintendo Independent Wiki Alliance, a group of independent wikis that are each around a specific Nintendo fandom (Super Mario Wiki, Bulbapedia, etc). a couple years ago there was a huge controversy because ZeldaWiki, one of the founding members, shifted to Gamepedia, a wiki farm and possibly Wikia's biggest competitor. people were annoyed, and were occasionally making jokes like "what next? are we going to start including Wikia wikis?"
then gamepedia got bought and merged with wikia.
this is what zelda wiki used to look like:
and this is what zelda wiki looks like now:
terraria recently changed their official wiki to an independent one since Gamepedia got bought out by Wikia, which is good, but it's drowned out by the literal thousands of crappy, hard-to-navigate wikia-owned wikis. I've seen wikia wikis that have to append each article with a tag at the top saying "we're sorry about that huge video ad above the article, we can't do anything about it, wikia's in charge."
and wikia gets away with it because site hosting is expensive and difficult so many people, especially younger people, have no choice.
and nobody cares.
support independent wikis wherever you can.
VITALLY IMPORTANT UPDATE!!!
ZELDA WIKI IS INDEPENDENT AGAIN!!!!
The comprehensive wiki resource on The Legend of Zelda series by Nintendo, including Breath of the Wild and Tears of the Kingdom. Everything
MY MOST BEAUTIFUL AND BELOVED WIKI!
DO NOT GO TO THE WIKIA WIKI AT ZELDA.FANDOM.COM !! GO TO THE NEW ONE AT ZELDAPEDIA.WIKI !!
Obligatory breezewiki plug because FUCK FANDOM.
all of human history and language has led us to this exact moment. holy shit.
This is literally the funniest photo I’ve ever taken of gunne in my life
Baby want SHRAMP
we transposed your girlfriend into a minor key. yeah she’s much more interesting and sinister now
My dearest love(AO3) has gone of to war(server maintenance), and I fear I shall never see them again(it’ll be up again in a few hours)