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Ale | passionate about stuff

[kaylmao]

has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall

[pvtaaaa]

i’m fixing him [wet squelching noises]

[lttrsfrmlnrrgby]

God grant me the serenity to not fucking murder everyone who's making their incompetence my fucking problem.

[word-of-bird]

The courage to malicious compliance my way into ruining the day of some obnoxious jackholes,

And the wisdom to know when to keep my damn mouth shut.

[patronsaintofweepingmothers]

2009

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

[deepspacepirate]

One of my favorite tropes is post apocalyptic towns being named after dilapidated signs with missing letters, like Novac (no vacancy) and Eaden (dead end). There’s something inexplicable about it

[togepipi]

catch me in the city of fre shavaca do

[candycoatedrox]

getting characters into world-endingly intense codependent queerplatonic relationships is literally what life is all about. it is literally what we were put here on this earth to do

[depsidase]

[writertobridge-deactivated20230]

Saw this on Twitter and wanted to share.

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[productofaritual]

Love character relationships that can only be described as "whatever the fuck these two have going on"

[generallydispleased]

Jude looks so comfortable oh my god. Nestled right at his alpha's scent gland.

[draculaflow3]

You should have reblogged that from me… ME…!

[specialagentartemis]

why does it take SO much energy to keep your house only sort of clean

[storm-of-feathers]

EVERYONE STOP TELLING ME HOW OLD YOU WERE IN 2008 I DONT WANNA HEAR THAT SHIT

[guessinggames-deactivated-2026-0]

everyone reblog with how old they were in 2008 :)

[whatthekoi-deactivated20260510]

mutual you are so funny and cool How do i form a social bond with you without interaction

[segamascott]

[normalbrothers]