Peter Solarz
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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we're not kids anymore.
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@teleprompters
Postcard. Risoprinted in 3 colors. ( ˙꒳˙ )
These two things get confused for each other far too often
Say that!
a majestic shirt I found in a goodwill in muncie, indiana
My Heart Is With You And I Love You Always Always Always, Tracey Emin, 2006
Lately I’ve been doing this thing where when men give me shit at my job, I choose to instead speak to their wives/girlfriends/female counterpart. I had a dude today try to yell at me and I ignored him and instead spoke in a very level voice to his wife instead. He literally stomped his feet like a fucking toddler and said “stop ignoring me! I’m talking!” And his wife said “George, please use a quieter voice. You’re embarrassing me.”
You are a genius and I’m using this
Lol I learned it from my mom. She does this all the time and eventually the guy either sulks off somewhere or adjusts his behaviour and THEN she’ll address him. I did this with my friends puppies when I was training them and it works the same tbh
Whenever a married couple calls in escalated, I always address whichever one seems the most rational. 9/10 it’s the wife. Usually, the husband gets cut out of the conversation until we’re done.
Memorable quotes:
“She’s explaining it to me now and you were wrong.”
“Honey, stop talking so the nice lady can help us.”
“Why don’t you go have some coffee while Amelia and I figure this out? Hmmmm?”
“I understand it and I will explain it to you later. Let me get this taken care of.”
“I understand, sweetie, can you explain it to my husband real quick? [aside] Now, you listen to this lady and don’t interrupt!”
Calm wives in the face of their overemotional husbands are a customer service lifeline.
Reblog to save someone from unnecessary bullshit
Some of you are waiting until you’re skinny to live your best life and I need you to STOP!
drag me sis
drag all of us
That’s why I bought that crop top.
I’m tryingggg damnnnn
America. They want someone to love, but they want someone to hate, and the haters always say. “Tonya, tell the truth!” There’s no such thing as truth.
I, Tonya (2017) dir. Craig Gillespie
“Love my way, it’s a new road.”
Call Me by Your Name (2017) dir. Luca Guadagnino
the back cover of an issue of gladrag, the newsletter for the birmingham, UK gay liberation front, 1976
not to be corny but if u get to see the person u love everyday i hope ur not taking it for granted
listen, there have been over 200 episodes of the x-files, a handful of which were actual parody episodes… but nothing will ever compare to the unintentional comedy of this fucking scene right here