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Hi hello if I just reblogged your parasaurolophus art like ten times it is because you drew my favorite dinosaur :3 yay

skipppppy

Who enjoyed the direct

that-house

peelingmandarins

the-vegan-muser

me when I see a cat if I’m being honest

charl0ttan

dog i gotta move like yesterday

sexygrammaticalerrors

teaboot

Jumping from child care to private security really messes with you. I keep saying "oopsie daisy" and encouraging drunk folks to "go home, drink some water and take a nap, and let's try again in 24 hours, okay?" Best part by far is that it's working. Guy went like he was going to fight me the other day and his buddy said "you leave the nice lady alone"

noping-out-deactivated20241117

[ID: Comment by @emilyshka “INCREDIBLE, good for you. I went from being a nanny to bartending and accidentally put a whole bachelorette party in time-out. 100% recommend it was great.”]

binarycat64

The flip side of "children are human" is that hey a bunch of things that work on kids also work on adults who would've guessed.

gothiccharmschool

I have a folder on my work computer labeled "approving GIFs" and when one of the project managers or engineers does something helpful (or does something correctly the first time I ask), I send them an approving GIF. When I had to work in an office, I gave out actual gold star stickers for the same reasons.

punkitt-is-here

quirky fourth wall breaking character but theyre just fucking. wrong about the medium theyre in. they keep making references to cinematic techniques and directorial styles and the other fourth wall breaking character is like "dumbass we're in a fucking comic book" and they are in a video game.

nikoco11

thought this was cute ^^

my theory #mytheory

zoom zoom zoom

Why do cats only have zoomies? I'm not a cat and sometimes I go zoom.... Why are zoomings

podcastwizard

i don’t know how many people on tumblr know about “verticals” - they’re cheaply made soap operas that are filmed vertically so you can watch them on your phone. they’re infamous in the acting world because of the poor writing and nonsensical plots - almost always has something to do with a mafia boss or a vampire or a werewolf - and they always have insane titles like “pregnant with the ceo’s baby” or “forced to marry the alpha king.” i come across tons of them on casting websites and they all have wild titles and descriptions but none of them, None of Them, have truly grabbed me like the title i saw today:

Dr. Fangs: He Prescribes Bites

podcastwizard

answering some questions i’ve seen:

1. yes, real people work on these

2. some of the scripts might be ai generated but a lot of them are poorly translated in to english from other languages (china and russia are really big in to verticals) or just written in like an afternoon by someone with no will to live

3. shockingly you get paid really well for these, like way more than nonunion standard, which is why a lot of actors flock to them

4. they’re typically hosted on tiktok or apps specifically designed for hosting verticals

5. as far as i am aware, dr. fangs does not prescribe mouse bites

the-haiku-bot

5. as far as i

am aware, dr. fangs does

not prescribe mouse bites

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

thehmn

No but like before I watched Project Hail Mary I’d occasionally see fanart and it made me wonder when the dude with long black hair was going to show up and why were people shipping him with Grace but he didn’t show up and I was very confused and yesterday it finally dawned on me it was Markiplier all along you fucks!?