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these teenagers and their dog are trying ruin our money laundering business. no tony put the gun down were doing this the old fashioned way. were gonna dress up as monsters and scare them

mtf-the-gathering

getting banned over a glitched report that was never actually filed, only to be unbanned out if nowhere 3 months later and then immediately banned again within a matter of hours, is honestly the most pjackk thing to ever happen to someone on this site

dogpuppy

princncess

porn is bad because [christian talking point] and [alt-right study] and [misunderstood neurochemistry] and of course [feature of capitalism]

princncess

thank you SO MUCH for reminding me about [feature of patriarchy] and [problem caused by lack of kids' sex ed] random tumblr user in the notes! louder for those in the back!

fantaboy91

The adult content warning on this post is really just the icing on the cake

ampervadasz

wags-my-tail

yeagh

Edit: wow you guys really liked this uhh pls look at my other stuff

the-haiku-bot

Edit: wow you guys

really liked this uhh pls look

at my other stuff

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

cryptotheism

I was too scared to be into makeup during my emo boy days. Now that I'm kind of a girl I understand eyeliner as a type of toy.

cryptotheism

Eyeliner exists within this spiritual phylum

lonos

When your boss refuses to let you play with toys during work because that’s gay

lonos

When your boss makes you play with toys during work because not having trains all over your face makes you a “tyke”

cryptotheism

Yeah you went to law school but you have to have to wake up and make a Lego fort every morning or people get mad. And if the fort is damaged you need to have backup legos with you at all times.

pangur-and-grim

this is huge… a three chair event

pangur-and-grim

porkbuttsandtaters

tumblr media criticism

itsalwaysdark

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

womanguy

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

unyieldingsilence

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wheelie-sick

when people tag posts "unreality" it's a signal to people who struggle with discerning reality that a (likely scary if believed to be true) post is not real even though it's written as if it was. it's also a filter tag so those people can opt out of seeing posts like that entirely. many people who rely on the unreality tag are psychotic and struggle with paranoia alongside (or because of) the struggles discerning what's real. posts that these people interpret to be real can lead to incredible distress and compulsions.

when someone tags your post "#unreality" and you screenshot the tags and say "what are you talking about? this is real" because you consider the post easy to discern as not real and find this joke funny you're actually just causing paranoia for people who now feel like they can't trust the unreality tag. not everyone has the same reality discernment skills as you. what's "obviously" a fictional story to you may not be obvious to other people.

I don't think most people make this joke maliciously. I think most people making this joke don't even realize why the unreality tag exists. anyways, if you've made this joke or have the urge to make this joke then consider not doing that.

psychiatricwarfare

also tagging posts that are NOT unreality with #unreality, even as a joke, will also lessen psychotic people's ability to trust the unreality tag!! please remember that if there is nothing actually unreal/untrue within the post to please not tag it with #unreality !!

mangorb

which is also extremely annoying and upsetting to people who get their real posts falsely labelled unreality. since they could be on the receiving end of the same thing

wheelie-sick

when people tag posts "unreality" it's a signal to people who struggle with discerning reality that a (likely scary if believed to be true) post is not real even though it's written as if it was. it's also a filter tag so those people can opt out of seeing posts like that entirely. many people who rely on the unreality tag are psychotic and struggle with paranoia alongside (or because of) the struggles discerning what's real. posts that these people interpret to be real can lead to incredible distress and compulsions.

when someone tags your post "#unreality" and you screenshot the tags and say "what are you talking about? this is real" because you consider the post easy to discern as not real and find this joke funny you're actually just causing paranoia for people who now feel like they can't trust the unreality tag. not everyone has the same reality discernment skills as you. what's "obviously" a fictional story to you may not be obvious to other people.

I don't think most people make this joke maliciously. I think most people making this joke don't even realize why the unreality tag exists. anyways, if you've made this joke or have the urge to make this joke then consider not doing that.

nintendo-killed-atari

backrooms spoilers with no context:

cum-communist

Key spoiler with no context:

calliopedaily

Day 48: 4/20 is a state of mind. Calliope ralsei blunt.

hellenhighwater

My brother had lost the right to mock my deeply unwise vending machine purchase because he's spending his weekend driving to Iowa to buy a 1954 Cadillac limousine.