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guerrillatech

thesadboisguidetolife

All of these are good and valid. Especially that last one on the bottom.

“No, i just dont want to.” You dont need a reason not to drink.

aviss

No is a complete sentence for this too.

devilsbrokerank

ANOTHER CINDERELLA STORY (2008)

funnytwittertweets

charlottan

stars-bean

The Princess Diaries (2001) dir. Garry Marshall + trivia

disgruntledturtle

Why do witches like always wanna fatten kids up before they eat them?? fat is like the grossest part of meat

equalistmako

“Why hello there, little children~. Please follow me to my magical… FITNESS ROOM. NO P A N S I E S ALLOWED BEYOND THIS POINT. LEAVE YOUR WHINING AT THE DOOR BECAUSE IT’S LEG DAY AND WE’RE ABOUT TO GET R-R-R-RIPPE D.”

seasonoftowers

Because they’re always cooking said kids in cauldrons and ovens - aka long cooking times at lowish heat. If you do that to fatty meat, the fat melts completely and the meat gets tear-it-apart-with-a-fork soft. If you do it to lean meat, you get tiny little sad meat bits that bring no joy to anyone.

people-are-garbage

well you did ask

defilerwyrm

Also there’s wisdom in fattening them up on sweets and other carbs. A meatless, carb-rich diet makes for more tender and flavourful meat.

mrtacomam

you are arguing over the semantics of EATING CHILDREN

kariachi

Well yeah, you gotta get this shit right or it’s a waste of 40-80 lbs of meat.

pulltheotheroneithasbellson

plus if you feed them a high fat, low nutrition diet, they’re easier to subdue and less likely to run away, which would be a concern for an elderly crone.

blueandbluer

Thank you, Old Witch With Candy House side of tumblr.

thirstghosting

thats not “semantics” it’s “logistics”

stars-bean

10 Things I Hate About You (1999) dir. Gil Junger

sophelstien

got read to filth last night

capitalism-and-analytics

babygirlgeralt

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