That Cool Chick

Yooo, Roxy Strider in the house 18/Texas in the futureee oooo/Pan I like science, vintage stuff, photography, art, robots and cars. (Indie Roxy Guardianswap RP Blog)

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Harry Potter Potions M!A List

Aging Potion: Your muse is now older! Anon decides how old and for how long.

Alihotsy Draught: Your muse is now hysterical over (anon decides)! Lasts for 3 hours.

Amortentia: Your muse is now head over heels for (anon decides)! Lasts for 24 hours.

Babbling Beverage: Your muse is now speaking in some very nonsensical phrases! Lasts for 3 hours.

Beautification Potion: Your muse is now the most gorgeous thing anyone has laid their eyes on! Lasts for 2 days.

Befuddlement Draught: Your muse is now very confused about almost everything. Lasts 3 hours.

Bloodroot Potion: Uh oh! Looks like your muse has been poisoned! If they don't get an antidote within 4 hours, they'll die!

Dizziness Draught: Your muse is now very lightheaded and dizzy. They better take a seat. Lasts for 2 hours.

Draught of Living Dead: Your muse has now been put into a deep sleep, seeming as if they are dead! Someone must wake them from this sleep! Anon decides who.

Felix Felicis: Your muse is now one of the luckiest people in the world! Lasts for 24 hours.

Forgetfulness Potion: Looks like your muse just can't seem to remember some things. Lasts for 3 hours.

Gregory's unctuous Unction: Your muse now believes that (anon decides) is their best friend! Lasts for 2 days.

Hate Potion: Your muse's worst traits are now on display for everyone to see! Lasts for 24 hours.

Invigoration Draught: Your muse is just filled with so much energy now! This will last for 4 hours.

Invisibility Potion: Your muse is now invisible to everyone! They can still talk to people, just can't be seen. Lasts for 2 hours.

Laugh-inducing Potion: Your muse cant seem to control their laughter! This lasts for 3 hours.

Muffling Draught: Your muse is now unable to speak a word. Lasts for 12 hours.

Polyjuice Potion: Your muse now looks exactly like (anon decides). Or, if a bit of animal hair got into the mix, your muse looks like an anthromorphic (anon decides what animal). Lasts for 2 days.

Rudimentary Body Potion: Your muse in a non-corporeal state? Are they a ghost? Well, not anymore! Your muse now has a body of their own that people are able to touch and see. Lasts for 3 days.

Shrinking Solution: Your muse is now younger than before! Anon decides how young and for how long.

Strength Potion: your muse now has superhuman strength! Lasts for 3 hours.

Venomous Tentacula Juice: Looks like your muse has been poisoned! But, don't worry! It's not fatal to their lives in the slightest! Will just be sick for a bit. Anon decides for how long.

Veritaserum: your muse can't stop telling the truth! Lasts for 24 hours.

Weakness Potion: Your muse is now very weak. Lasts for 3 hours.

Wideye Potion: Your muse just cannot get to sleep. No matter how hard they try, they can't. Lasts for 2 days.

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((wouldn't she be rogue of heart? especially considering prince is male-exclusive? or does ro-stri identify as male?)

((She would, but that is already Nepeta's title and I didn't think it fit her as well.And yes, I'm fudging canon a little, but it somewhat plays with my ideas for her timeline, namely, that it was a glitch in Sburb.It all comes down to my own preference tho, aha.))

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Roxy Strider entered the office.

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so i see

you’re a special snowflake, now aren’t you

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the most special of all the snowflakes, past and future.

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try not to melt on me, boy.

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Roxy Strider entered the office.

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wouldn’t know. never actually met enough striders to actually know what the strider stereotype consists of.

what about you, rick. are you pure lalonde meat.

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Pure Lalonde meat? There is no such thing. Each Lalonde differs so much that the stereotype is that each is utterly unique.

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so i see

you're a special snowflake, now aren't you

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tempesttestimony started following you

one little bitch here straight to greeting you with a big hey!

whats going on my new little follower apologies if this is super late

hope that day of yours is goin grand like a festival or some shit

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i wouldnt say its going all that well

but it could be worse

nice to meet you

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tempesttestimony started following you

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heh

of course not. that would be silly.

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Very silly indeed, because if we were somehow sisters, then I would have to act very kind of you.

That, and my mother would most likely become shocked by such a revelation.

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it would be unexpected to say the least

but i have only one brother so

unless there is timey wimey spacey wacey shit involved.

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bindingtentacles started following you

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always interesting to meet thinkers

mind if i inquire as to what you think about

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Oh, there isn’t much of a singular subject.

I spend most of my overabundance of time doing nothing; or rather, as I put it just now, thinking.

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sounds boring.

i could never just stand around and think.

or you know, do nothing.

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Roxy Strider entered the office.

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yes i thank you for assuming i will adhere to the strider stereotype regardless of any difference in experiences or genetics i might have, that’s certainly not insulting at all and very open minded psychiatrist-y of you

am i to assume you are the exact same as every lalonde, rick?

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Hmm. Touche.

Fine, then. How do you differ from the Strider Stereotype?

(And it’s RICHARD.)

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wouldn't know. never actually met enough striders to actually know what the strider stereotype consists of.

what about you, rick. are you pure lalonde meat.

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bindingtentacles started following you

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allow me to introduce myself then!

i’m the one and only roxy strider

inventor, scientist and rocketboarder extraordinaire from the 25th century

a pleasure to make your acquaintance

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Sounds like you have more than enough to occupy your time and thoughts.

My name is Rose Lalonde, doer of little and thinker of much.

It is nice to meet you, too.

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always interesting to meet thinkers

mind if i inquire as to what you think about

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Roxy Strider entered the office.

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right, so rick.

arent ya somewhat jumping into conclusions

seems like you be thinking that seeing one strider means you’ve seen em’all

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Basically, yes. I have. Every single Strider is pretty much the same, in my opinion.

And it’s Richard.

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yes i thank you for assuming i will adhere to the strider stereotype regardless of any difference in experiences or genetics i might have, that's certainly not insulting at all and very open minded psychiatrist-y of you

am i to assume you are the exact same as every lalonde, rick?

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affableconciliator started following you

ah yes one of the kitty trolls

or should i say catfish troll?

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bindingtentacles started following you

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i reckon you’re one of them lalondes i apparently resemble so much

met quite a few of your alternates so far

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Have you?

They definitely seem bountiful.

I don’t believe I’ve seen any of you yet far, however. The color of the symbol on your shirt lends some clues, I suppose, but those aren’t always so accurate.

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allow me to introduce myself then!

i'm the one and only roxy strider

inventor, scientist and rocketboarder extraordinaire from the 25th century

a pleasure to make your acquaintance

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tempesttestimony started following you

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strider?

your name is strider?

huh. what a coincidence.

i’m roxy strider

well, ya sure are a jack of all trades ain’t you

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Jack of all trades along with whooping lots of ass.

Nice to meet you Roxy. What big coincidence that we both have the same last name. But that’s fine, not like you’re really related to me or anything like that.

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heh

of course not. that would be silly.

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bindingtentacles started following you

oh, hello there

by the violet of your eyes i can take a guess about who you are but i will let you introduce yourself regardless

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Oh, how gracious.

I will, however, have to reject your kind offer. I am quite interested to hear what guesses you may conjure.

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i reckon you're one of them lalondes i apparently resemble so much

met quite a few of your alternates so far

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Roxy Strider entered the office.

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i wish i could say the same but it mostly annoys me

so rick

can i call you rick

im calling you rick

what exactly is so interesting about me being a strider

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Rick? No. Richard only. Nicknames are so childish.

And Striders have certain personality traits that I’ve found positively unique in the cosmos. Some of the traits are even beneficent.

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right, so rick.

arent ya somewhat jumping into conclusions

seems like you be thinking that seeing one strider means you've seen em'all

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Roxy Strider entered the office.

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interesting as in

ah yes that’s a thing which im going to comment on so i seem like im paying attention

or interesting as in

that is actually quite interesting and i find the ramifications of such a change in the fabric of space to be fascinating

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The second, actually. I find the multiversal ramifications quite intriguing.

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i wish i could say the same but it mostly annoys me

so rick

can i call you rick

im calling you rick

what exactly is so interesting about me being a strider

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Reblog if your muse has no parents.