The Temple of Terrible

This is where we uncontrollably become addicted to nonsense

[finalfantasyvii]

[pikaole]

Me and mom learned new English word.

[pikaole]

Wow…This is probably the most famous my posts on my Tumblr lol. 

This is what I drew after this situation 👇

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

This could literally be an Onion article

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

Spending a nice 5 minutes in the Despair Pod before a union-busting robot physically pulls me out

[lastvalyrian]

unionising employees get sent to the mindfulness booth to atone for their sins

[nanoland]

checked it out and uh

‘small room’ is generous, motherboard 

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

THATS. THE SIZE OF MY SHOWER OH MY GOD

[muntzerism-diggerism]

[hexmaniacmareen]

[pangur-and-grim]

please remember that I am a Canadian illustrator and it is fucking bizarre to come to me with medical questions

[arsnof]

Why would you limit yourself to drawing Canadians?

[pangur-and-grim]

everyone else unfollow me I want to be alone with arsnof

[templeofterrible]

Listen I haven’t posted in forever but I’ve gotta say those of yall still on tumblr are basically mediacorps bots just reblogging scenes from literally multibillion dollar movies or tv shows and for who? For you? For people who have seen the show? You’re not adding commentary! Its just ads for the movie. You’re making ads for movies without being paid. Stop it. 

[argumate]

fucking around for three days and then making a herculean effort on day four that restores your average progress to what a moderately inept person would have achieved with consistent effort, that’s what it’s all about.

[redlipstickresurrected]

Aniela Sobieski (American, b. Twin Cities, MN, USA, based St. Paul, MN, USA) Everlasting, Paintings: Oil on Panel

[tlirsgender]

Theory that neurotypicals are the ones with "communication issues" actually. You're the one who can't communicate with ME, buckaroo

[tlirsgender]

Neurotypicals will play four dimensional chess about asking you to wash the dishes and I don't believe this is my problem

[caringintensely]

Experience: Learning the right way to connect the dots.

[telep0rt]

This is the best representation of something I have been trying to explain to people for years!!!! Saving this to my phone so I can routinely pull it out when I need. 

[kidobsolete]

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

So if you look in the lower right-hand corner of that last panel with the unicorn, you’ll see that it looks like something was erased or pasted over. Know why? Because this isn’t the original version of the cartoon.

This is:

Yeah, that’s right. This entire strip is a comment on antisemtism and y’all changed it to be more “fun” and deleted the artist’s signature in the process. So anyway, this isn’t just some helpful infographic or a silly meme, it’s a commentary on how Jews have been getting blamed for world’s ills for 2,000 years, and whoever erased that panel can fuck right off for eternity.

[menacevessel-deactivated2020083]

Crop top that says “met god,” with singe marks around the bottom edge implying it used to be a full t shirt with additional text

[thenarator]

pair this with them “enemy of the state” booty shorts and you’ve got a Look

[journal-three]

edward elric

[kropotkindersurprise]

September 22 2020 - A Hillsboro man convicted to 6 months for drug possession managed to make his escape from the courthouse. A cop trying to stop him gave himself broken ribs and a concussion and had to be taken to hospital, while the hero of our story managed a clean getaway and is still on the loose. [video]

[cheesecakeisapie]

[piss-bong]

2020 for me has just been "am I stressed because of a global pandemic and an increasingly fascist far-right government, or am I just struggling to exist under capitalism" and I'm really getting tired of it

[piss-bong]

2020 mood

[animals-extreme-love]

What is beauty to the extreme? This is it. This is the Queen of cats. Gentle, atmospheric, noble, elegant, fashionable, all the beautiful words cannot describe its goodness.

[politepoltergeist]

@blackkatmagic

[takashi0]

 @darkvioletcloud

[theradioghost]

in the words of the great Elizabethan wordsmith William Shakespeare, in Hamlet Act IV Scene V, “When sorrows come, they come not single spies, but in battalions.” or, in the words of the great Twitter wordsmith @Horse_ebooks,

[ritavonbees]

this is 1947 Cincinnati Enquirer erasure

[marisatomay]

please do not forget your smash mouth

[someone-inconspicuous]

[warriorsatthedisco]

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

[earth-horn-blog]

Saxes move downstage.

[glitchyghostboy]

I’ll just leave this here.

[tyleroakley]

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

[endoshan]

[spoopy-eneko]

the added directions are great. ‘insert peanuts’ ‘gradually become irritated’ ‘cresc., or not’ ‘untie slip knot’ ‘bow real fast, slippage may occur’

[ebi-chi]

Release the penguins

[princebxte-deactivated20151102]

Oh I got a shirt with this on it, and people would endlessly stare at it

[sasstablook]

duck

[hammerings-deactivated20230414]

boss stage music

[madiesunny]

I know the link above isn’t the real death waltz, but I found of vid of people actually attempting that version and I am amazed?!?

https://youtu.be/_5FFYMe-MG

IT TOOK 14 PEOPLE TO PLAY THAT MONSTROSITY

[pokemonleague]

when u eatin her pussy while she on her period and she start talkin bout "I'll send you back to the grave you godless bloodsucker" and ur eyes burning and u realize her pussy hairs got garlic in em

[sexwitsockson]

[bbboone]

what the fuck is the matter w y’all 😂

[sexwitsockson]

the shit that gets notes on this app man i swear.

[praetorqueenreyna-deactivated20]