full time internet homo

Ace | He/They | 20 | Lawyer of chaos | LONG LIVE WORMSIES

[gobelindoll]

im rereading project hail mary already dont judge

[beemovieerotica]

most beautiful instagram account

[the-quasar-hero]

You can make a movie with where the only white character is a man named Ray Cism whose one line of his 16 seconds of screen time is “I seriously hate women and minorities.” and you’ll find fifty bajillion reader x Ray Cism fanfics and renaissance style drawings of him with a halo of golden light

[dothewave]

Thank you so much to @justcakethanks these have been amazing!!!

[b0nkcreat]

will be thinking about this probably for the rest of the week

[thecraftyninjacat]

just spent twenty minutes scrolling the tag and giggling

@justcakethanks

[cosmichorrorbarbie]

everyone be niceys to him or she’ll blow this whole antarctica up

[oshacompliantmagicalgirl]

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[xtec]

This is what the average YouTube thumbnail looks like now

[takeyourtears]

she crash on my car til i understand

[temporalcomedian]

I HAD TO EMAIL IRL MERCH TO GET MY PHAM CARD AND NOW DHL IS SAYING I NEED TO PAY ALMOST 20 DOLLARS IN DUTY FEES WHAT THE HELL

[rapidlydecayingcorpse]

its so stupid that you can yawn while lying in bed trying to sleep like bitch im working on it

[rockrockgrace]

He's got a gun!

Give me all your belongings statement.

[pokegeek151]

@stick-eridian-collection

[tabloidsores]

Two dudes in my group chat have been playing league & slowly but surely have shifted from saying "wanna play league of legends" to "wanna play some geego legends". At this point their average post is just @ing the other and going "geegogagand?" and I feel insane

[tabloidsores]

What is going on

[doorwood]

Erid and Adrian

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]