gwen!

https://boxd.it/3wLuz 🏳️‍⚧️, 26, she/her, woman under the influence

[segamascott]

your newborn baby crying is emotionally abusive to you it's called learned helplessness do not let narcissists take advantage of you

[redstonedust]

kind of embarrasing when your life is actually going pretty well but you still have mental health problems. it's like when you drink water but still have a headache like what the hell. you're telling me this isn't because of the Situations i'm actually just like this. i want a refund.

[dovesndecay]

depiction is not the same as glorification and I need people to get that 

[chaotic-carnifex]

depiction from the POV of a character who thinks it’s okay is still not glorification

[everyurlithinkofistoolong]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i know this has been said plenty of times before but i love when people are like “film snobs will seriously make fun of you because you’d rather watch Captain America than, i dunno, *proceeds to make up a movie that sounds fucking awesome and reveals that they just completely lack curiosity about the world around them*”

[cheaphalloweencostume]

yeah me and i have my sickle poised and ready so please watch yourself in my notes

[aphractal2]

old deer coincidental framing concepts

[1five1two]

[decadent-hag]

[commodorecliche]

[whitealbum]

new proposed emoji usages 🐎 = remember how we used to run 🧮 = something doesnt add up 🏰 = im in my sherlock mind palace 🧌 = this one is so versatile it can mean im so weird or im so old but more and more i've been using it to say fuck my stupid troll life 🪾= similar to above. for when you say something weird and need to hide quickly by becoming an old tree 🧜 = for nonbinary mermaid moments 🧑‍🧒 = with mama

[cheaphalloweencostume]

im the cinephile film snob industry professional your mom told you to watch out for! oooooooh!! watch out!! i’m gonna try to suggest you watch a film with subtitles!!!! im gonna raise my eyebrows when you say you loved the last Marvel! NO ONE SAFE

[cheaphalloweencostume]

IM GONNA FUCK THE MOVIES!!!!!!! NYAHAHAHAHA!

[jeniferprince]

we really, really should. 🚬

another piece for my noir series ;)

patreon // buy prints here

[jeniferprince]

we really, really should. 🚬

another piece for my noir series ;)

patreon // buy prints here

[jeniferprince]

we really, really should. 🚬

another piece for my noir series ;)

patreon // buy prints here

[jeniferprince]

we really, really should. 🚬

another piece for my noir series ;)

patreon // buy prints here

[gawdland]

"divorced the wife today. Probably wont get the kids. Drank beer that was 300 caIs. Gonna go yell at minorities on facebook."

#oldmanblogging #this is an old man blog #this is what makes us old men #the big lebowski #hell is a middle aged man #male testeria #man interrupted #humbert #nickleback #im just a man

[girlnephew]

[homunculus-argument]

We need to isolate and start selectively breeding the plastic eating bacteria so we can optimise their efficiency, and then somehow splice their DNA into the gut bacteria of an obligate carnivore, so we can put it in our cats gut biomes so they'll finally be free of having to choose between whether they want to eat plastic or whether they want to live.

[soapbbox]

It’s all puppies forever in New York, you guys are so lucky 😭

[soapbbox]

It’s all puppies forever in New York, you guys are so lucky 😭