PROBABLY SIMPING

30 | they/them | apparently I write things sometimes | please don’t ask me what’s going on because I have no idea | PFP by glass-noodle

[golden-autumn]

[roychewtoy]

my watery friend... are you too brushed with the pattern of the dappled light...?

[elluendifad]

[ID: a photograph of a seal with a blobby splotchy silver pattern on its back that resembles light refracting in water, next to a photo of light's flowing white stripes at the bottom of a pool. Second set of images is a fawn ccurled up in the grass, next to a forested trail aglow with dappled light spots. end id.]

[redrum-sketches]

dappled with light

[plasmalink]

was chatting with friends about taste in partners, I said I wanted someone whose weaknesses I could cover and vice versa (I get things off tall shelves, they say I ordered no pickles) and we could sort of mutually protect each other.

these motherfuckers were like "this guy's got a party composition kink"

[succubusboyfriend]

practicing self care less out of self love and more for the sheer logical reasoning of it’d be kinda stupid of me to expect myself to be able to function without proper maintenance

[succubusboyfriend]

“oh i don’t deserve rest and relaxation, i haven’t done enough, i haven’t earned it” and my car’s breaks don’t deserve break fluid because they aren’t breaking well enough to earn it. that’s what you sound like!!!!!

[glowcowboy]

i am full of love and also fatigue

[drinksomefuckingwater]

drink some fucking water

[moth-amphetamine]

*does five minutes of work* ok now i deserve a three week break. No consequences please 👍

[moth-amphetamine]

adhd riddled fucking website

[campodefiori9]

Tufted Titmouse in a fairy pose ,from the previous winter. Tupelo meadow ,Central park.

[scoes]

maintaining relationships with people is so difficult for no good reason. what are you supposed to do when you miss someone and want to talk to them more? Say you miss them and that you want to talk to them more? That's all bullshit

[lost-in-eriador]

in 2026, remember how GOOD writing feels. remember how satsfying it is to get your characters to the point you have been dying to get to, where they will experience the love, fear, relief or whatever the feeling you want to bring to life may be. let this year be the year of writing, prgress and of satisfactory endings.

[bluering8]

listen to me, this is so so important: you've gotta get used to really giving it your 60% as a default. like don't half-ass it necessarily but try not to go over 70% or so of an ass. you'll feel better and live a happier more fulfilled life, and on the rare occasions where you do need to lock the fuck in you'll be able to pull off bullshit that the sad miserable wretches giving it their 100% can never dream of, because they're busy draining themselves dry and you have energy reserves to spare.

[javascrypt]

you will have coworkers more incompetent than you could even dream of

[fuckyeahchinesegarden]

Plum blossoms in quyuanfenghe, west lake, hangzhou, china (photos by 炎真，Eclare）

[girlikeahole]

morning/night person is a false dichotomy because its impossible to have any energy at any point of the day

[evilvarric666-archive]

Cats understand "naughty". In fact I think they're the only animal who understands it. Dogs know "good" and "bad" but not Naughty. Same with theft. Cats know what theft is. They know when they are thieving and you can see it on their faces. Squirrels are thieves but they don't know that. They know "take" and "have" but they don't comprehend what it is to steal. Nor do raccoons or coyotes or any species of rodent. They may participate in theft but they are ignorant of the weight of what they do, the full meaning of it. Cats know what crime is and they do it on purpose.

[papayajuan2019]

pre-traumatic stress

[percyfraser]

You just need to find someone to be brave for. PROJECT HAIL MARY 2026 — dir. Phil Lord and Christopher Miller