Somebody Loves You

Omg hi there welcome to my blog- my name is Kenna: professional viber, absolute loser, Neurotic All Time Low Superfan, and WILL burst into flames if anyone dare mistake temporary-joyride for a coherent and consistent blog •it/its•

[temporary-joyride]

Twirls my hair oh my gawwwwwddd I'm being TREATED!! MC lifting himself off a spike impaling him and then immediately cauterizing it with his firebolt is whump I WISH I could come up with it's beautiful

[temporary-joyride]

Aisha: Tell me what happened exactly

Bors: Well. The creature cut his arm off, and then it snapped his neck

Aisha: But you didn't SEE him die

Bors: I mean?? I guess not-

Aisha: So you're saying there's still a chance

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Okay but imagine being the team of Eridian scientists tasked with keeping Erid's Only Human alive for as long as possible while the whole planet's environment is literally trying to kill him. And then Rocky shows up and is like:

“Grace says he would like half of dome to be water.”

“Oh, is necessary for humans to have large amounts of water question?”

Small Eridian equivalent of a sigh. “No. Not needed for life. In fact Grace will die if he falls in water and does not get out.”

“Tell him we give him water in containers that won't kill him. Lots lots lots of water on Erid for Grace to drink.”

“No. Grace say he want water on ground. Also want it with excess sodium chloride compound so it will be unhealthy for drink.”

“WHY QUESTION???”

[agarts9]

Rickety Rick

[crimsongender]

[orochislayer]

Positive affirmations:

I shall cut down all who stand in my way

I shall cut down all who stand in my way

I shall cut down all who stand in my way

I shall cut down all who stand in my way

I shall cut down all who stand in my way

[bungou-bubbler]

[temporary-joyride]

I have never seen two anime characters so cooked

And I watched Shibuya Incident! Oh my god season 4 is so awesome. I just finished cour 2 episode 2 and let me tell you Bell is so traumatized by this don't even try me

[youcanstillwhistle]

I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous

[camblogarchive]

nature documentary but the narration is just weird enough to make you question it

[camblogarchive]

“Some fish can walk out of water, so remember that next time.”

[camblogarchive]

“You might think you’re safe, but horses are omnivores”

[toxicglooo]

please watch the round planet on netflix it’s exactly like that 

[loveridden1999]

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

[azaablue]

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

[temporary-joyride]

Watching Danmachi OVA 1 as a little break and love Bell's hand starting to glow and everyone's like "WHY DO I HEAR BOSS MUSIC"

[dying-crying-pining]

no when i say intimacy i mean one of us is bleeding out and the other is putting their entire body weight behind their hands to stop it

[unyieldingsilence]

It’s pride month, @unyieldingsilence. You know what that means.

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[nattousan]

it was not on wheat...

[nattousan]

[rfpreiwaphase]

not willing to risk doing an image description, sorry y'all

all the times i've said illiteracy is helping fash?

and that plenty of you are, in fact, functionally illiterate?

and that the corrupt state helped you along to this condition on purpose?

the nonzero number of notes from people who did not instantly clock this comic as an allegory: behold.

when you have no idea what a door is, or what a key is, or what glasses are, then you are effectively identical to this clean-faced dude.

and fash absolutely loves what you're doing with the place. sitting there not asking questions, or looking things up, or paying attention to context.

the authoritarian state thrives on a diet of such clowns.

[perhapstheyregone]

Didn't you see the news today? They said it looks like rain

[warning-speakingmold]

@lizzieissilly

[lizzieissilly]

AISHHSUWHDYGWUSGWJSYGWHS YAYA THANK YOU I'VE BEEN FED

[krismas15]

i cant stop laughing help me please

genuinely just posting this for the atla image i CANT

[joyflameball]