giving up food for punk

[tiralatele]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

this is the biggest plot twist of our generation

[rapgamejonahhill]

[1010ll]

[kornakus]

When the whole squad looks good

[sixteenplagues-deactivated20230]

windows 8 can suck my dick

[dild0]

I can’t believe how far technology has come

[kissmyblackazz]

Beverley Peele & Roshumba Williams, Christian Dior, 1992

[just-shower-thoughts]

I have never seen grape ice cream.

[loftyskies-deactivated20161129]

Actually, i know why this is:

Grapes contain a  a special molecule Anthocyanin that prevents freezing, so you’d keep ending up with grape milk. Many ice cream companies and manufacturers have made bold attempts at grape ice cream, hardly any of them successful.

But then, finally, those geniuses at Ben and Jerry’s did it. So why don’t we have grape ice cream?

Here’s the thing: Ben confessed in a People Magazine interview in 1984 that he had a huge crush on Becky and promised to create the flavor just for her. Knowing the history of grape ice cream, she coyly requested it, thinking it to be impossible. Ben began to include the grape skin and juice to better see the differences between batches. While he didn’t understand the science behind this at the time, he found that including the skins increased the levels of anthocyanin enough to make the ice cream freeze. “Becky was impressed,” he remarked, “We were at her house, alone. I gave her the scoop – on a cone. I was really getting somewhere. She was laughing and happy. She couldn’t believe I did it. I’ll never forget what happened next.”

“Becky jokingly gave her dog a lick from the cone. He liked it and took a couple of licks. Then he just gasped and dropped dead. He flipped down onto the floor and was just gone. I had no idea grapes are toxic to dogs. Specifically to the anthocyanin. Becky was devasted. I had invented a deadly dog poison, and I definitely wasn’t getting anywhere with her now.”

Yeah. 

tldr; The reason we don’t have grape ice cream is because Ben from Ben and Jerry’s killed Jerry’s hot sister’s dog with it.

[louisthesixteenth-moved-blog-de]

holy fuck

[an-terra]

seriously is there anything sexier than sustainable farming

[80slesbiab]

can we just talk about this for a moment

[dekutree]

[kyian]

Iconic

[gobblechopstv]

[cashewcream-deactivated20170602]

me about me: is she okay

[yiffmaster]

can someone tell me what the difference between these two memes are

because I’m pretty certain they convey the exact same sentiment

[alittlebitnerdy]

No! @nintendette explained this to me the other day!

- Caveman Spongebob (SpongeGar) is when your primal instincts kick in - for example, this image has been used with the title “when you get up in the middle of the night to get food and you hear someone coming” KnowYourMeme page here - Mr Krabs conveys realization and panic - for example, this image has been paired with the title “when you turn in an exam and your classmates start talking and none of your answers match” KnowYourMeme page here

[toytowns]

unga bunga vs whaddafuck

[ghostgloss]

why does everyone have such strong vivid memories from 2010 associated with dynamite by taio cruz

[fuks]

[freikorps-deactivated20170908]

[dongboss]

yes

[rftstars]

Tom Selleck.