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kyra // put the bi in bitch // capricorn i literally dont care about anything // i follow from wickedgnarlydude // she/her

[alternosfera]

kate bush - babooshka is just the piña colada song for girls who read virginia woolf

[swarnpert]

Are you woman or not woman?

[smt1-deactivated20211112]

[hugsfromdad]

My sister just sent me this and im screaming

[zimbabwe2007-deactivated2017060]

[duckleduster-deactivated2018071]

laura palmer

[wooz]

[spookygirlfriend]

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

you could bring this post back to the late 90s and it would be exactly as funny as it is now. no elements of it exist now that did not then

[nineherbscharm]

the uk needs to decrim weed so the great british baking show can have edibles week

[mapsontheweb]

You can connect the contiguous 48 using non rectangular counties!

[allthingshyper]

The Ultimate Gerrymander

[childhoodgrave]

idk i guess im a little “wierd” :P *covered in blood*

[logarto]

these tweets are all by the same person to me

[shesnake]

[honeylemony]

[oddverse]

Thinking about full body scrunge

[oddverse]

[pupangelremade-deactivated20211]

[oomshi]

Did u grow up without a positive male influence

didnt everyone

[mysharona1987]

[barkingdog]

Pour oils and fats down your sink drains immediately. Also be sure to pour grease down there too, a lot of it. Nothing bad will happen trust me just do it pour grease down the drain

[christianstepmoms]

[memeuplift]

[lostcryptids]

not even one meme for that “gotta be one of my favorite genders” has been better than the original perfect image 

[lostcryptids]

stop trying this is already as good as it’s gonna get 

[rslashrats]

have you seen the news that some rats took over a chipotle in new york

holy shit

[bisexualwario]

girls night

[yuirhapsody]

[shyriadracnoir-deactivated20181]

How much damage does this do if I hit someone with it

[segadreamcatcher]

they beat Jesus with that

[roach-works]

congratulations to promethazines for making a phrase so good that years later i still remark ‘they beat jesus with that’ upon seeing any kind of lumpy mess