Problematicaly slaying

Get all your totally legitimate and definitely not made by children shit here

[temu-offical]

Shop incredibly legit deals on Temu!

Hostage list (not for sale)

Hostages - @perimedes-official, @revenge-offical, @phantom-scares, @always-being-watched-official, @ai-offical, @perikles-offical, @breadteleporter-offical, @period-offical, @random-citizen-offical, @pencil-sharpener-offical

Child - @possum-offical

Past hostages - @pink-caterpillar-face-offical

ENEMIES- @cia-offical (for breaking my heart :( @rat-on-cocaine-offical

Part of the EVIL tea party

Any and all marriage I propose is only for tax benefits btw

heres the discord for the mcdonalds on wheels:

Check out the McDonald’s on wheels community on Discord - hang out with 2 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat.

[wartortles-deactivated20180708]

your 12th emoji is how you'll die

[splorgoborgobo]

☕️

[do-not-u-dare]

🫵

YOU

YOU’RE GONNA KILL ME

FUUUUUCKKKK

[ghostlybluetrain]

🔥

Aw man not orange blob :((((

[the-one-and-only-piper-offical]

🏳️‍🌈

What does this even mean

[dramatic1nlyf]

🟪

a purple square is gonna kill me guys 😀

[fancysheepnacho]

😳

i have never used this wtf

[rainbowchili]

😔

It lwk looks like my friend… Oh.

[hanakos-safe-corner14]

😕

Will i die from sadness? Like suicide? Not surprised ngl

Or maybe it’s just like a normal meh death ifk

[trinket-crow72]

💥

I’M GONNA COMBUST INTO RED CONFETTI BITCHES!!!

YYYEEYAAAHHHHH!!

[g0d0fcha0s]

🦅

I’M GONNA DIE BY AN EAGLE????

[wowthatsreallycrazy]

💅

What

[igorafvckassbowlcut]

🤤

cannibalism

[killer-offical]

yah im gonna eat you

💔

guess I’m gonna die of a broken heart😞

[snail-offical]

🐌

Myself? Or another snail?

[zeta-finnish]

💕

What does this mean.

Someone explain what does this mean??

Also yeah, probably, you’re getting killed by ANOTHER snail… Suicide is never a good luck, y'know?

[snail-offical]

I assume yours is a kill em with kindness/love thing

[temu-offical]

™️

oh dear

[moofin]

My 5 hour long chem exam is tomorrow wish me luck

[moofin]

I’ve never fucked up so bad in my life

[temu-offical]

shout out to everyone who took the AP chem exam today! I'm sorry for your loss.

[satan-offical]

"I love England" said no one ever (MAYBE the queen)

[temu-offical]

maybw the real england we love was the friends we made along the way

[temu-offical]

not being part of the officalverse drama is so fun

i love randomly getting tagged in a bunch of posts about how someone is going off on the entire officalverse for like two anti-endo comments and how we all need to #chill out

[thing-offical]

Just observing

[temu-offical]

we are waldorf and statler from hit show the muppets

[themostrandommoon]

LMAOOOOO WE ARE

[temu-offical]

:3

[temu-offical]

not being part of the officalverse drama is so fun

i love randomly getting tagged in a bunch of posts about how someone is going off on the entire officalverse for like two anti-endo comments and how we all need to #chill out

[thing-offical]

Just observing

[temu-offical]

we are waldorf and statler from hit show the muppets

[temu-offical]

not being part of the officalverse drama is so fun

i love randomly getting tagged in a bunch of posts about how someone is going off on the entire officalverse for like two anti-endo comments and how we all need to #chill out

[temu-offical]

Hello @\temu-offical,

As we have stated before, we at Sirius are interested in the free-market ideology of Temuism. You have stated temuism is the future. We at Sirius too are focused on the future.

Is there a way to have some kind of stake in your officialverse political party? If so, how?

-- @siriuscybernetics-official

[ps. we are sorry for any confusion caused by our previous ask appearing as if sent by our mod @\jellydeprived. we have updated our brand presentation procedures to prevent such mistakes from happening again.]

oh we got ejected from the government. Just keep pushing for a free-market capitalist future, and maybe work towards rebellion from our anti capitalist overlords

[temu-offical]

We are interested in this Temuism of yours

well good cuz its the future

[lemonade-offical]

@nug-offical @burning-britain-official @coffee--spill @garlic-bread-offical @beansandsausages32 @temu-offical @oatmeal-offical @capitalist-pig-offical @authoritarianism-offical DO NOT TRUST MAO, THEY ARE NOT TELLING YOU THE WHOLE TRUTH

THINK, HOW MANY TIMES HAS THEY LIED TO YOU? HIW MANY TIMES HAS THEY BROKEN YOUR HEART?? SO WHY WOULD THEY BE TELLING THE TRUTH NOW? BOW THAT THEY HAVE POWER? WHY WOULD THEY GIVE IT ALL AWAY IF THEY END GOAL WAS TO ACHIEVE IT??????? ANYONE WHO HAA VOTED, CHANGE YOUR VOTE TO "no" AS THEY WILL NOT FOLLOW THROUGH WITH THEIR PROMISES

VIVA LA REVOLUTION, WE WILL STAND STRONG, THE OFFICALVERSE NEVER MEANT TO HAVE A LEADER

A WORLD WITH A LEADER IS A WORLD WITHOUT JUSTICE

[temu-offical]

i love how quickly we all turn to revolution.

also yeah they took away my meaningless voting powers i liked those

[homosexuality-offical]

WHEN I SAID BE GAY DO CRIME I DIDN’T MEAN IT LIKE THAT

[thing-offical]

Bet?

@temu-offical hun what do you think about this

[temu-offical]

#war crimes are real crimes

i wish the world would just stop being warcrimephobic

[gizmotemusic]

You know how the word "feline" refers to cats, and "canine" refers to dogs? There are a whole bunch more animal adjectives, and here are some of them:

equine -> horses

bovine -> cows

murine -> mice/rats

porcupine -> porcupines

wolverine -> wolves

marine -> marmosets

saline -> salmonella

cosine -> cosmonauts

citrine -> citrus

combine -> combs

famine -> your fam

bromine -> your bros

palpatine -> your pals

alpine -> alps

christine -> christ

asinine -> asses

machine -> the speed of sound

landmine -> explosions

migraine -> migrants

trampoline -> tramps

dopamine -> dopes

medicine -> the Medici family

praline -> prey

masculine -> mascara

feminine -> femurs

latrine -> latissimus dorsi

fettuccine -> fetuses

poutine -> sadness

turbine -> turbans

engine -> england

supine -> soup

valentine -> valence electrons

Follow for more nature facts!

[the-queen-of-geese]

reblog with the line where you started to suspect mine was marine

[temu-offical]

porcupine

:3 im an evil genius

[officalverse-politics-offical]

The Temuism Party are staunch proponents of capitalism. Their vote percentages should be redistributed as 4% to the Communist Party, 2% to the Communist Citrus Coalition, and 1% directly to @nug-offical.

This will be raised in a public poll.

-@mao-the-dong-offical

Should the Temuism Party redistribute these votes to these left-wing politicians?

Yes

No

Voting ended onApr 5

[officalverse-politics-offical]

It has been decided. @temu-offical and @fashion-tyrant-offical, you no longer have any seats in the Parliament.

@mao-the-dong-offical, @lemonade-offical, and @nug-offical you have received the amount of seats described my President Mao above.

[temu-offical]

gotta love me some good old fashioned power tripping :P

I'd be mad but its not like i'm losing anything. 4% of no power is literally nothing.

Have fun being a dictator bestie

[wysteriagay69]

Tag game because why not :)

Tag ur friends to see what their current favourite song is.

@krakencran @nastyasmermaid @attentionwh0ring @spiritenhaven @shipkidpalace-official @simpforsimon

[tacticallyidiotic]

hello my turn even though I wasn’t invited

@illegalcheese73 @avoony1 @avoony1

ps: if this link doesn’t embed I’m gonna swim away from it all

[illegalcheese73]

I don't have Spotify but the two current songs I'm stuck between are New Way Out by Poppy and Going Under by Evanescence

@book-of-mapss @cathedralofcherries @donutshark2763 @eddiemunsonsguitarpic @jupiterxzyy @livewithoutwxrning @phantom-scaress @rosedmcenjoyer @smolpinkgremlin and any other moots or followers

[jupiterxzyy]

Thank you for the tag!!!

@fawnloser @callme-marco @atlantis-angel @buglvr22

[buglvr22]

YIPPE THANK YOU!!!

@art-i-ficiall @merrychristmas-pleasedontcall @peachjaguar7587 @raritism @buggle-404 @girl-on-the-subway

[girl-on-the-subway]

YAY THANK YOU!

@femmour @rennysglowinthedarkstars @probshouldbesleeping @sydsquid08 @quirkyidfk @weirdgayweevil @pinaforepirate @pickledoesthetumbling @alienprincess111 @baldbrams @i-be-robin-um-the-uh @index-fingie @art-i-ficiall @adam-created @jackalope-meadowsweet @blessedblemishes @dazednpaquita @delicatezombiewasteland @dietmountainndeww @devil-in-lee @kiraizcoolz @sweet-and-sour-sauce-offical @swellestuniverse @still-monsterr @or4nge-f4nta @rainelikerainbutwithane @everythingnox @i-eat-umbrellas @mysticaleldritchpunk @miss-dior-whore @miss-placed-whimsy @grave-shares @jackalope-meadowsweet

i tried to tag everyone 😭

[baldbrams]

thank you for the taggg

@frankenbrat @feltgoodabtu @gracielongsleeves @daisyswift3 @gloomygaygirl @shetani-the-wildcat @xxxlasombramidnightxxx @j3nny21xcx @lar-lara @citrusexcalibur @girl-on-the-subway @milzchaoticrambling @buffatronnie @xiaxiaoo @cherioba @justainsanenobody @youshouldhateshakespeare @linnielemon @d1n0-nugget @hollowh3artz @askashlynbanner @exclusivegrain @confusedfroggirl @aurevoirr @benmcy @indigo-skies14 @thefallenangel673 @nikos25 @misterkaplunk @leleloolooleedle @foundheaveen @cats-and-space @ivys-head-is-spinning @marzandstarz09 @thechildeaterr @foundheaven013 @catgirlelric @dillydalliersblog @ottib3rto @heaven-sentfemme @mias-train @zarzar-zinks

[foundheaven013]

thx for the tag!

@poetsia @mossycereustea @redwinesupanover @not-really-a-conjunction @coneheadobviously

[coneheadobviously]

yayyyy thx

@purplemind87 @ravensncrowsx @wallyblack1925-offical @zc-t @foundheaven013 @the-l0ser-st4rr @bookworm-fangirl1 @i-could-do-stuff2 @lotions-and-potions @mikeandwillsweddingofficiant

[i-could-do-stuff2]

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

@wallyblack1925-offical @coneheadobviously @moonlight-lunna @harrrrrittebighare @wesperssecretchild @chasetheinsomniac @namehoardingcreature @relinquished-roses-offical @krow-offical @cool-comics-offical @frankierosfoottattoos @golden-corral-offical @hamilltonaddict @poseyismycat @hunger-offical @the-aricher

not forcing +open tags :3

[hamilltonaddict]

Erm

@cupcroco @lagatosvoladores @nai-06 @lamentable-laurens @elliot-the-awesome @eflower8 @knickknat @what-the-actualhell @ihateeveyoneandeverything @vincentwhittman-vox

[nai-06]

Hii thx for the tag

This song deserves more love pls and the workshop version too

@ph1leevetomorrow @agustinnisblog @adrianavance @bluemoon-catworld @just-klo @kamaii351 @old-peggy @you-dear-boy

[going-crazy-together]

hoping this is opennnn

there is a light that never goes out by the smiths

@ineedmountaindewred @jaybirdlives @oil4sale @mikeandwillsweddingofficiant @pjo-tvs-version

[oil4sale]

thx for the tag !!

Pretty Girls Make Graves by The Smiths but also Navigate Me by Cute Is What We Aim For

(I don’t have Spotify you have to forgive me)

Tags: @mimeoln @kitkat4sale @jibberjabberyup @gracious-midnight + open tags

[jibberjabberyup]

how dare you face me with this impossible question!!!!

uuuh as of right now i've been listening to a lot of stuff from yarn by mccafferty but my fav on the album is probably

@lizdrinkstea @memorizedchords @renbugs-copper-crown @saltcirclesigil @kityy-katz @hearts4popchyk +open tags

[lizdrinkstea]

IT’S SO HARD TO PICKKK

@honeydewdrops333 @maliciouslittlewhiteboy @drpeppercreamsodaa @whoa-axel-chill @bipbopboohoo +open tags

[maliciouslittlewhiteboy]

eek thx for the tag !! also omg i love that song

ugh i can’t pick but if i had to chose one ofc it would have to be my bby

@rosekiller27 @b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m @burntrosier @regulusfawn @ghostlynocturnalspirit @rustytyperwriter @loonylara @lilyduhhh16 @tumbleintomyheart @em0tionallymotionsick +open tags ofc!

[kissrosier]

thank u for the tag!

@b4rtycr0uchjr-4k4-m3-4t3-ur-m0m @draculasgaycousincountfaggula @burntrosier @bartysgreenstripofhair @mlupinn @ariannagram ^_^

[burntrosier]

ty @maliciouslittlewhiteboy @regulusfawn <3

as for last week I've been going through different metaphors for the lyrics

@starrycrayons @laced-in-ruin @acreatureinyourwalls @rosekiller27

[acreatureinyourwalls]

oohhh

thanks for tag

I'd have to say either Ego Renegade Boy by FLAVOR FOLEY or Give and Take by Poor Man's Poison, I can't decide

@bubblemintz567 @idontexist734 @zacshian @genderfluiddisaster @fluidlee @psyche-official + open tags to anyone else who wants to

[psyche-official]

WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME TO CHOOSE AHHHHH

IF I HAD TO PICK

THEN

there

@library-of-hell @gardenofpebbless @fluidlee @genderfluiddisaster @calcium-number-two @ray-ofiight @winterinkspill @caffeineaddictedandindecisive @abrickofanticipation @skulkingintheemporium @evyyy77 @writers-offical @bisexual-kitkat-offical @opossum-on-heroin-offical @pond-scum-offical @thedamsolangelofan @thevillainisalwaysthebest @pickledoesthetumbling @two-minutes-five-minutes-ago @thedeadskincellsonyourpillow @gelphieyuri2 @ace-of-5pades @gingerr-offical @melucia

someone should make a playlist out of this

[opossum-on-heroin-offical]

Here ya go

@seraphim-offical @rat-on-cocaine-offical @an-angel-offical @someone-official @burning-britain-official

[rat-on-cocaine-offical]

Oh fuck UHHHHHHHH

@temu-offical

[temu-offical]

I'm your friend? lmao

@thing-offical

[rat-on-cocaine-offical]

Haha I don't do any more cocaine:D

And so does @opossum-off-heroin-offical

So welcome to the sober gang and we love @temu-offical

[temu-offical]

for today only all temu cocaine is 70% off!

[asexual-offical]

Hi I’m a better than Ai.

Give me a question and I’ll chug a bottle of water and then give you an answer (50% of being correct)

[temu-offical]

Why does australia exist. who approved this.

[asexual-offical]

*dumps a bottle down my throat*

God created it as a prison for the creatures he didn’t like but then they rose up, became very dangerous, overthrew God, and assumed sovereignty.

[temu-offical]

accurate

[asexual-offical]

Hi I’m a better than Ai.

Give me a question and I’ll chug a bottle of water and then give you an answer (50% of being correct)

[temu-offical]

Why does australia exist. who approved this.