its almost “fuck me in your hoodie on the countertop while we bake cookies” season.
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its almost “fuck me in your hoodie on the countertop while we bake cookies” season.
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Bucky: Yeah I didn't like Trouble Man. I like 40s music better.
Sam:
I love Sam so much.
seeing bucky beat the fuck outta people as the winter soldier theme song plays: if bad, why sexy?
SEBASTIAN STAN as Bucky Barnes The Falcon And The Winter Soldier (2021) |1.03
How old were you when you realized that you currently have an eating disorder because I was today years old
i’m honestly so glad that the winter soldier came out when it did cuz like i was old enough to understand what was going on and i knew who bucky was but at the same time i was absolutely clueless like i had no idea who the winter soldier was, i didn’t know that sebastian stan was in the movie so i was absolutely shocked when i found out bucky was the winter soldier and looking back on it everyone else in that theatre knew what was about to happen except me
Guess I'll just start crying everytime steve's name is mentioned in tftws, particularly by the one and only bucky barnes
jesus fucking christ look at all these fragile pieces of shit who can’t watch a movie with women and poc in them I'm💀💀💀
everyone who’s commenting “haha wouldn’t that leave like 5 minutes of the movie then😂😂” is missing the point SO hard
no, it wouldn’t. cutting all the female characters, poc and gay “rep” is actually….pretty easy. this guy did it and it’s still a solid movie.
you guys are giving marvel WAY too much credit. They don’t give a shit about representation, they don’t give a shit about you - the only thing they care about is money and looking Woke™
they did that by advertising how “progressive” they are for adding the first openly gay character ever!! let’s see when we can get an openly gay main character. or at least, dare I suggest, one that has a name.
they did that by hyping carol the fuck up and then only using her for 3 scenes
they did that by putting all the female characters in one shot for a Girl Power UwU scene; “oh look at us! we have all these female characters in one shot! we don’t hate women” isn’t that sad? that you can fit all your girls into one single shot? that despite your claims, all the girls combined still only have 116 minutes of screentime while the men have almost 400? isn’t that fucking pathetic?
it is. and look at this douche, look at all the assholes out there, this doesn’t mean SHIT to them, they take half an hour out of their day and cut a few scenes and boom - everything marvel claims is “progressive” is gone. none of their fake wokeness is important to the plot.
the gay character? who even is he?
T'challa and his family? their ~ 1 minute of screentime is easily cut
Sam becoming Cap? Where will we see that? In the show? Right. This person cut the scene and did that change the plot of endgame? the answer is no.
Carol? not much to cut since she was barely there
Natasha? The only thing she was good for is to die
Pepper? housewife. All he needed to do was cut the scenes where Tony washes the dishes and talks to Pepper, and cut Rescue’s, what, 20 seconds of screentime? and boom. ideal female, right?
Valkyrie? Oh she’s there alright, in the background, doing jack shit until Thor calls her queen in one scene, but does that scene mean anything? Do any of her scenes mean anything? Not to them. 10 seconds is all it takes and her scenes are all gone.
Nebula? kidnapped. dead
Gamora? insignificant. cut
you can’t mock this dude because “haha he has no movie left now 😂”. you gotta mock, no, hate marvel because that’s just the thing - he does. not a single poc or woman or lgbt person did anything that, if they left it out, the movie would make no sense.
and that’s just what he did. and yes, he’s pathetic for it, but don’t think marvel gives a single fuck about you. they don’t.
Aaaand someone said it … every single time a dude can make such a cut and the movie still makes sense, the movie has failed.
New rule: If you can cut all minority characters and women without losing plot coherency it is a failure. We can call it the Rian-Russo effect.
Reblogging again for the Rian-Russo effect!
I am still screaming over these super forced oh let’s gather all the female characters for a group shot scene. Which lasted for about two seconds. Fucking gross.
Doctor Strange, 9 days, after being resnapped into the existence finding out Wanda is reality warping in the suburbs with a corpse and hostages + knowing the avengers definitely fcked up the multi-verses by letting Loki escape and Steve Rogers staying behind to live his “perfect” life w Peggy
Me after every Wandavison episode:
are we just gonna skip over the fact that it’s only been nine fucking days since wanda stole vision’s body or–
The awkward moment when 2 minutes of Wandavision does a better job at explaining how chaotic and traumatic the entire snapping out of existence for 5 years is, than the entire Far Far Home movie.
WandaVision so far is telling me is that the Avengers maybe don’t have the best mental health resources set up for their employees.