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They could reboot BBC Merlin for a 15 min special where Arthur pops out of that fuck ass lake, tells Merlin he loves him and they make out for 5 minutes then roll credits and honestly that would be enough closure for me.

intlbipolar

drtanner

This post is almost 11 years old now, so I feel like it’s time for an update:

theconcealedweapon

rozanovmactavish

"not all men" yeah you're right, my close friends ilya rozanov and shane hollander would NEVER

robertdowneyjjr

when shane wears this outfit for a date you know he’s going home single.

swingsetindecember

people in canada see a hockey player once, and like that will be part of their identity in all small talk. like see mcdavid in a parking lot and that will be all you talk about for the next 5 years. so rozanov would have been clocked at an airport. but there is a huge discourse about not being obtrusive to celebrities. like i remember mcdavid was getting beer and someone wanted to talk to him and had a camera in his face and like the general canadian public was like, bad form, let that man get his groceries in peace

exuberatrix

Dozens if not hundreds of people did in fact clock Ilya in that airport and politely ignored him or at worst took blurry photos to show their buddies.

When news of Rozanov to Ottawa drops, they all go "aha, mhm, makes sense now" and update their anecdotes from "that time I randomly spotted Ilya Rozanov at the Ottawa airport" to "oh, I saw Ilya Rozanov at the Ottawa airport the summer before he signed there."

swingsetindecember

canadians speculating ilya rozanov ottawa trade rumours

aslongasitsblack

ilya’s pre game captain speeches are one million times funnier when you remember that him and shane let what happens on the ice decide what they’re doing in bed later

ilya [knowing that him and shane have a deal that whoever loses montreal v boston tonight is doing a strip tease for the other]: im not fucking around guys. do not. fuck this up for me

ccrux00

he ran after him btw. he noticed him leaving and followed him.

mack-will

""Ilya," he said, barely more than a whisper. Ilya didn't answer."

marchingmoths

outside of the obvious reasons why the hollanov relationship reveal must be crazy to shane’s parents, it’s gotta be wild to them that their shy, awkward kid is dating the league slut. their kid, who cannot even say the word “sex” without blushing, has been fucking a man whose sexual reputation is a topic of conversation. for a decade. they are in fact on a sexcation together. if you want to see them, you need to text them that you’re on your way there, because even if they know you’re coming in advance, they cannot keep their hands off of each other long enough to properly keep track of time. david hollander sees things start to heat up between them and knows instantly that they have probably fucked against every window in that extremely glass house.

idk i’m obsessed with how shane bringing ilya home is not just him coming out as gay, it’s him coming out as an experienced sex freak.

oathkeptroxas

Yuna and David had a valid concern when asking about Ilya's past promiscuity, because they need to know that their son's partner is taking it seriously

The "I have only loved one person" line from Ilya is beautiful and poignant and said without doubt or hesitation, to relieve all of the Hollanders concerns.

But what I think is important is that Shane's response of "Same here. Only one." Though this may seem unnecessary to his parents ("we know you pretty well, Shane"), it's NOT unnecessary to Ilya.

Ilya crashed the fuck out over Rose Landry. Ilya expected Shane to bring Rose to All Star Weekend, in the books Ilya even expects Shane's "can I tell you something?" To be an engagement announcement. Rose could be open and affectionate with Shane in front of the whole world. The whole world thought that Rose and Shane were in love.

Ilya isn't used to being loved. Ilya doesn't believe he can be loved.

Ilya needed to know that not only does Shane love him, but at no point, regardless of how much Shane denied himself or how hard he tried with others, at NO POINT did he ever give his heart to anyone else.

madgastronomer

Just saw a post that reminded me that not everyone understands why "Baby On Board" stickers and signs for vehicles exist.

Folks, these are not to tell you to drive safely, or to make you feel any particular way about somebody else's child. They're not, that's not it. Quit being snotty about those.

They're to inform rescue workers/first responders that there is, or may be, a baby on board who may or may not be able to let the first responders know they're there, and certainly can't get out on their own.

That's it. That's the whole purpose.

aslongasitsblack

a really important thing to remember about shane and ilya’s sexual dynamic FOR ME is that ilya likes shane submitting to him precisely because he respects him so much

he’s literally a hollander fanboy, he calls him “perfect” numerous times, he watches in a blend of jealousy and reverence as shane beats him in every arena, he stalks him online and watches his stupid documentary, he is in complete awe of that man and so its super fucking sexy when that man drops to his knees a second after ilya tells him to or literally begs him to fuck him

and its not about putting shane in his place either, its hot because shane WANTS to do it so badly, its another form of respect in a way, respect for shane’s willingness and obedience and eagerness to please

and ive said this before but ilya one thousand percent gets off on the idea that shane is this clean cut goody two shoes golden boy and only ilya gets to know what he does behind closed doors

i dont think ilya even innately wants to dominate shane the way shane definitely wants to submit to ilya, but its sooooo hot to him that he gets to