pitiful traveler

in my siffrin era

[ffoxer]

New contender for funniest tumblr ad I've personally received

[bubblybloob]

Being stuck on the 3rd floor, forced to die again and again to a monster, only to gain the ability to loop back to wherever you want to AND get the keys to killing said monster really easily.

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

new bit, it’s called “the wrong twin died.” any time you’re talking about an alive person who you dont like, say something like “yeah he sucks. the wrong twin died.” make up a fake story about how the person used to have a twin but the twin died tragically and they were probably nicer than the one who survived.

[yourcourtmage]

Because of Elvis?

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

Well I learned something new about Elvis today.

[catchymemes]

[blessyouhawkeye]

forever thinking about that girl at my uni orientation who, after being told to pour out her water bottle before entering an event, looked at me and said "they tell us to stay hydrated and then make us pour out our water, this is like totally kafkaesque" and then poured out what was very obviously an entire water bottle full of whiskey. hope she's doing well.

[beneathsilverstars]

me when the garden i planted to give the bugs somewhere to live has lots of bugs in it

[busket]

you cant hope to do ANY good progressive work as a feminist if you think that body shaming is a valid tool at your disposal. yes, even against men. any trait you can insult a man's body for there exists a woman with that trait who knows you arent in her corner. there are women who are fat and women who are hairy, women who are balding. women with penises and testes. women with acne and neckbeards. these traits are not exclusive to the misogynistic creep cishet men who you are trying to insult.

[carlyraejepsans]

* And then, when we got to the village…

* They were the one that wanted to…

[carlyraejepsans]

Bringing this one back in light of the anniversary newsletter because i am inconsolable

Can you imagine being a child with the kind of past that makes you develop this mentality, dreaming of a day where nothing can ever hurt you or the people you love, going through one of the most excruciatingly painful deaths to achieve this, and when you finally gain that power, have it ripped away from you?

can you imagine? your own best friend. how helpless, how violating a betrayal, and not even have the luxury to hate him as you’re forced to stand there and watch him die in front of your eyes

[segamascott]

[beardedmrbean]

perfection

[florianflux]

sniles so sneetly at you

[janmisali]

pick whatever option the person you're following who reblogged this post didn't pick. if they didn't say in the tags what they picked or if you're seeing the original post and not a reblog, pick at random instead.

first option

second option

Remaining time: 3 days 15 hours

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[fictionallesbian]

[parakeet]

just saw a 'comments' tab on someones blog you know where the following and likes tabs would be if enabled and it was just showing all the replies theyve made on peoples posts. this is fascinating when did this feature come out

[parakeet]

EMERGENCY - ITS AUTO ENABLED!

if you've made replies on posts there is now a tab on your blog showing every post youve replied to and your reply.

if this is not what you want, either go to your blog and click comments and disable it from there or just go to your individual blogs setting pages. just change it from blue to grey if you dont want everyone to see your replies AND the post you're replying to

PLEASE BE ADVISED that it is set to disabled for blogs that have not made any replies but it will turn ON if you reply with that blog in the future.! i just tested it with my main, which was greyed out but it turned on the moment i left a test reply

figured i'd get the word out bc i have not seen a single mention of this and i'm sure there are plenty of people who maybe comment on things they don't want on display for everyone to see on their blog lol. you can still look at your replies with it toggled off just no one else can, like locking the following and likes list

[parakeet]

so for some reason this feature was actually announced on the tumblr engineering blog. interesting choice not to reblog it to the staff or tumblr blog, esp considering they asked for user input on how to implement it, but i suppose considering the response to the last update maybe the replies would be too overwhelming...

so couple of clarifications. comments are disabled as default for primary blogs that have their likes disabled. they are seemingly enabled for all other blogs that have replied to posts

posts you comment on may show on your followers 'for you' page if you leave your replies publically available. they may, in the future, show in on your followers dashboard if your follower goes to their dash settings and enables this. apparently, if your likes are enabled, your followers can already see those on the dash if they've gone into preferences and selected to do so, which I was unaware of, and that seems to be disabled at default, but it's possible i disabled it previously and forgot about it ig

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[eyesoftheholder]

happy pride month

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[pillowspace]

I changed In Stars and Time to Japanese and hit it with the google lens translator. I just really need to take in "weaknesses: gamer"

[pillowspace]

Much to think about

[pillowspace]

I was brought here to make a move on you, and...

[pillowspace]

The In Stars and Time ending is really good 👍

[pillowspace]

Never forget