Tired

Ashlie, ‘94, 5'2, left-handed,pansexual,8 tattoos. If you ever have a question for me just ask(unless you specify it will be answered publicly), this blog is literally a mess to go along with the mess of my brain.

[kisskiss-where-is-season-two]

My ides tiramisu, if you even care

[recklesslyinfatuated2]

Oh, my word we care.

[classical-memeician]

Tirami-ceasar

[microsff]

"Listen," one guard said, "I know we have only just met-"

"No," the other guard said, "we've worked together for years!"

"-but you can trust me when I say-"

"I can't, you have the curse that's opposite from mine!"

"I don't care for you at all."

"Well, I… oh… I love you too."

[hb-not-the-pencil]

i dont make comics often but this was too cute.

[batch-of-pengwings]

Cracking one of these bad bois open & sharing with my mutuals

'Tis the season

[charlesoberonn]

[sunflowerlovergirl]

[hatesaltrat]

The road to the childrens’ hospital

@swedishfalcon-actual

[enchantingsorceress]

I hope this joke outlives the context that made it, leaving future generations baffled.

[teaboot]

Too bad the prophet Cassandra never met Odysseus

[teaboot]

They say if she made a prophecy Nobody would believe her

[edgar-allan-possum]

I’ve gotta say, that is exactly the kind of stupid thing that probably would circumvent a curse.

[elidyce]

Cassandra: YOU ARE ALL GOING TO REGRET THIS SO MUCH YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW. 

Odysseus: Regret it why?

Cassandra: You won’t believe me if I tell you. If I prophecy, nobody believes me. That is my curse.

Odysseus: … I’m Nobody. Fill me in. 

*A couple of months later* 

Odysseus: HELLO PENELOPE, I AM HERE PRECISELY ON TIME AND NOT YEARS LATE incidentally I rescued and adopted a Trojan seer while I was away, she’s great, got me home really fast, Cassandra this is your new mother who’s not going to treat you like shit. 

Penelope: … I’m going to need more details, but okay, sure. 

Cassandra: *in tears* I love you, new family. 

[cipheramnesia]

Cassandra: Penelope, I’ve had another vision.

Penelope, sighs: Go tell your father.

[val-the-bun]

[importantanimalstories]

This is a blessing!

[coldcrashpictures]

[herssian]

"there is no way you're not using chatgpt for at least a few things here and there no matter your stance on it" what the FUCK are you talking about

[allykatsart]

[tattoome]

lukeaashley

[spoekelse]

Value Pack

[memewhore]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

apparently this is a thing in Japan too, and it gets translated as “Mundane Halloween.” There are so photos online and they’re all so good?????

“Person going to work on a windy day"

“Woman who’s having her bang cut but the hairdresser is nowhere to be found"

"Zookeeper in charge of the pandas"

[rainbowismymiddlename]

Here are two more:

"Not pregnant lady when someone yield seat to her on subway"

And my favorite

"Person on thermal infrared camera"

Might share more tomorrow.

[rainbowismymiddlename]

Influencers taking selfies at a gym

Starbucks barista working her ass off on Halloween but gotta keep up that smile

Person who sits on wet paint

Person who's still loading

Boyfriend carrying girlfriend's shopping bags

[lightweightkate]

I love these so much

[local-f1sh]

do you guys ever stutter so bad you have to ragequit your sentence

[perpetualmotionsickness]

i fucking love this genre of image. cup of water; no water; add creature.

Edit:what the…, over 1000 notes?!???

[s-kipker]

Just needed to put that out there

[chik3chirkun]

Thor (2011) is a movie about Loki going to every family member

wondering if they love him

and never getting the answer

[lokiinmediasideblog]

#loki being the only one to ever say i love you in thor franchise is so funny to me#also tragic#because words of affirmation is definitely one of his love languages#look how his eyes lose all hope after being brushed off again and again and again tags by @chik3chirkun

[symphony-calamity]

Tumblr dashboard simulator:

Mutual 1: who up tumming they blr

Mutual 2: [reblog of fandom you haven't heard of] #blorbo

Mutual 2: [reblog of fandom you haven't heard of] #blorbo

Mutual 2: [reblog of fandom you haven't heard of] #blorbo

Mutual 2: [reblog of fandom you haven't heard of] #blorbo

Mutual 2: [reblog of fandom you haven't heard of] #blorbo

Artist you follow who doesn't follow you back: [most beautiful image you've ever seen] just a silly little doodle I did between classes lol

Mutual 3: I need to fuck the shark from Jaws

Mutual 4: [blocked tag]

Mutual 5: thinking about him in immense pain

Mutual 6: I can't BELIEVE people are doing [thing you've never heard of in your life]

Mutual 5: need him screaming and bleeding on it

Mutual 7: someone ask me about my ocs PLEASE

Mutual 8: if I met Jesus I'd be like "yooooo what's up jeezy boy"

Mutual 6: dni if you think we should be buying shelter dogs to skin

Mutual 2: [reblog of fandom you haven't heard of] #blorbo

Mutual 9: [reblog of fandom you've never heard of] #not broken clocks

Mutual 10: does anyone else think clocks are low-key kinda erotic

Mutual 4: [blocked tag]

[jackabbot]

...where are we again?

[cpericardium]

[themainspoon]

This was a whole thread, here are some of my favourites:

[haarlow]

I love spontaneous meme art like this, it makes me smile to see it again.

[decoysender]

Waaaaaa I love these 🥰🥰🥰

[coldgoldlazarus]

@theonespoopyghost