$10 Ten Dollar Ant

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[tendollarant]

Watching Star Wars with an alien and he keeps pausing it to go on long rants about the historical inaccuracies

[tendollarant]

I feel like we don’t talk enough about how Gorbachev basically revealed back in the 90s that there’s an early Bronze Age level dolphin civilization hidden somewhere in the briny deep and that his administration had made contact with them

[tendollarant]

Leave no stone unturngled

[tendollarant]

All my comrades in Pennsylvania Autonomous Oblast are locked in holy war against the reactionary pig-dogs in New Jersey Special Administrative Region

[tendollarant]

DJ Khaled is the first person since Siddartha Gautama to attain Buddhahood but the average human psyche has changed so much since Iron Age India that his pleas for the liberation of all sentient life go completely unheard

[tendollarant]

Alternate version of Star Wars by Yorgos Loukasis where all the aliens are racist depictions of Turks and Macedonians and Albanians

[tendollarant]

The wagecucks never let me bring my vicious half-feral hog into their stupid grocery stores

[tendollarant]

Pap fresh out the craw >>>

[tendollarant]

I recall when I was a youngin we used to mosie on down to the riverside and spend hours traipsing around in the muskeg filling up our buckets with grovel grease and then we’d skipalong home whistling a tune while the buckets sloshed and slorked allover

[tendollarant]

And sometime we’d stray off into forbidden areas and the stevedores and roustabouts would stomple on down and holler and wave their billy blasters and we’d have great fun scampering about to stay clear of their potshots

[tendollarant]

I recall when I was a youngin we used to mosie on down to the riverside and spend hours traipsing around in the muskeg filling up our buckets with grovel grease and then we’d skipalong home whistling a tune while the buckets sloshed and slorked allover

[tendollarant]

My boy Jordan is always getting kicked and punched and bitten by theologians due to his heretical / iconoclastic beliefs

[tendollarant]

No because why am I always coughing and sneezing and febrile and sweating and salivating and languorous and sandy and redolent and phreatic and vulcanized and nacreous and

[giftofgabber]

Before there were cuckolds there were cunts that shit and mice that squeaked and sprouts with bugs and whirligigs which geeks and ….

[tendollarant]

Aliens piss me off so much dude. One came up to me earlier and was trying to get me riled up with the classic “so you really live on a planet called Dirt huh?” bit and I was having none of it so I was all like “what’s YOUR planet called and what’s it made of?” And he was like “Garbeebolon and it’s made of uhhh garbeebolo” and got really defensive so he pulled out his phone and started showing me pictures and I’ll be honest it really just looked like dirt

[tendollarant]

Lookie here son, LDHTHOPI tools built this house — damn near built this nation — so don’t let me see you walkin round with a goddamn piece of shit ZOKVGTO in your hands

[tendollarant]

I loved in the odyssey when Matt Damon said “Our centralized palatial economy and trans-Mediterranean trade networks are dissolving for complicated and unclear reasons and we will undergo a rapid shift in metallurgical techniques and also stop using writing for the next few hundred years”

[tendollarant]

Lowkey I was just walking down the lane when I was frightened by a ɣoul or some manner of ɣost!!