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[animatedtext]

[highlyglamorous]

[vanillish-deactivated20211102]

logging onto tumblr

[badjokesbyjeff]

Doctor: Do you want the good news first, or the bad news?

Man: Good news first please, doc!

Doctor: We’re naming a disease after you

[everythingiswhatevernow]

Why is this funny

[cwote]

[cwote]

Toxic people exist. 

[8bitnatsuki-deactivated20200525]

hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year

[taragrimface]

(from a 2015 interview)

i hope she’s comfortable

[hella-gay-trash]

Please don’t forget the best one so far^^^

[eiruriofidkewoeeifjjdis374738-d]

another example of Koko’s humour by Jane Goodall:

[autumngracy]

Nothing pleases me more than to learn the fact that apes also will look at a thing and go “it me”

[chimericaloutlier]

#hardsame

[anxietyproblem]

[hechodeoro-deactivated20180924]

Stop…fetishizing….huge age…gaps They’re super toxic and…creepy..and…PREDATOR LIKE !!!!

[ammit420]

fuck you got against wideset teeth yo

[hechodeoro-deactivated20180924]

What

[ammit420]

i aint read this right my bad

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

*at a bar*

bartender: this is from the gentleman over there

girl: this is a plant

me [shouting from across the bar]: just wanted to say aloe

[justbant3r]

when the custodian just mopped and u trying to be respectful 

[greyscalesound]

Honestly if you don’t do this extra pointless ass tiptoe when this happens you’re trash who raised you

[hiswife87-deactivated20190117]

True

[earthpictureshere]

Eight Rainbows! WOW Lehigh Valley, PA [960 x 960]

[rigaya-deactivated20180901]

reblog for good luck 

[thespectacularspider-girl]

Leprechaun convention.

[bluegoo2]

Leprecon

[ampervadasz]

[back-that-sass-up]

it took nine seconds for me to fully process what i was watching and then i started LAUHGHING

[docteryn]

I would be dead

[adelle-ein]

nothing never happening to me. never.

[thebootydiaries]

why did tumblr mark my post as nsfw i’m shaking

[aggressionbread]

Dark Shoutout to Michael’s the craft store for not letting me use their  55% of coupon on coloring books

[aggressionbread]

i forgot the word “callout”

[telnaga]

red hot silly peppers :)

[orteil42]

@ large industrial countries