I´m up way past my bedtime

I like cats and larp.

[parkchanwoohoo]

BDSM gets a bad rep as like a violent (male) dom pushing the boundaries of a reluctant (female) sub but in my experience it's a lot of subs with wildly elaborate fantasies screaming shit like "PUT MY ASS IN THE CHILI" while a new dom is like "Okay I think, we are reaching yellow for me,"

[parkchanwoohoo]

Sub: Okay so before we begin how familiar are you with the ancien régime? It's not super important but it does help contextualize this. Essentially I'd like for you to be a ravenous, semi-cannibalistic Antoine Barnave-esque figure

Dom, holding a pen and notebook: Yeah okay

[hyenapup-aphros]

sub: can you drug me and perform fucked up surgeries on my unconscious body without telling what you did

dom:

[lonelyslutavatar]

Jon with a bunch of Leitners :)

[sfw version]

[damazcuz]

Stone faced and barely moving in the club.

[damazcuz]

To be honest yeah

[geeseareassholes]

[internetplz]

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

this one kid’s test answers are so funny xD you won’t BELIEVE how clever they are

[ndnprct3-deactivated20180612]

Oh

[tacetheadphones-deactivated2020]

Oh my god

[askfemsnakefrance]

either this is a fake or they pushed the teacher to be so done they are thinking of quitting…. because honestly it could be either… please don’t do this to teachers, they work hard and get paid very little. they don’t need to deal with this kind of thing.

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

yeah. yeah its the second one youre correct

[demoniicpossession]

Teachers can get fired due to low test scores and students drive them to want to do this shit. It’s disgusting.

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

yeah. absolutely disgusting how this actually happened. but theres no making this CRAP up. students treat teachers like SH*T and it’s is digusting that THIS REALLY HAPPENED. this is not funny. its sad..

[thelittlecoggirl]

If this is real it could also be a student who needs to be in special education.

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

the student who filled out the answers on this paper… was neil degrasse tyson. how do you feel now? huh? punk? what do you think now .

[sharkchunks]

[huffylemon]

[swankyjami]

This is what happens when you’re still on tumblr as an adult, you start reblogging shit like this

[boeing-787]

[markv5]

– Смотри: я сфинкс….

[littleoldariel]

Can someone please translate this I feel like it’s important

[redportrait]

“look: i’m a sphinx”

[ladyshinga]

you’re right that was important

[rowdent]

some tumblr etiquette for new people!!

[tsukithewolf]

[bunjywunjy]

yesterday for April Fool’s my workplace had a short training article on recognizing computer-generated faces from real ones and one of the tricks mentioned was “count the teeth” and I just wanted to say that it’s both ironic and kind of horrifying how society has unwittingly cycled right back to IF YE MEET A MAN ON THE ROAD, COUNT HIS FINGERS LEST YE DEAL UNKNOWING WITH A FAE 

[exigencelost]

Where’s that image with the self driving car that is trapped in a salt circle made of “do not cross” symbols that its software won’t let it disobey

[shiobookmark]

This one?

[wholesome90stv]

X-Files Season 6 behind the scenes

[bossymarmalade]

they make the best aliens because little girls are fucking bizarre, nobody else can match that energy

[froginakettle]

In an interview he said that the boys always ended up breaking their costumes bc they would fight each other, but the girls Got. Into. Character. and were amazing creepy little aliens. 

[espanolbot2]

Ah, like how during WW1 British army bases used to use boy scouts and girl guides to take messages around for them, and in the end they just used the girl guides as they committed the messages to memory and such, while the scouts had a tendency to get distracted and wander off.

[mozzu-deactivated20211224]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[zuesue]

oh my GOD

[dumbassstupidblog]

[sualne]

carte blanche crew my beloved

[occhiolysm-art]

peter nureyev answer my calls challenge 🥺💘

[occhiolysm-art]

some Peter Nureyev outfits for your consideration 💫

[peachvers]

imagine if the oceans were replaced by forests and if you went into the forest the trees would get taller the deeper you went and there’d be thousands of undiscovered species and you could effectively walk across the ocean but the deeper you went, the darker it would be and the animals would get progressively scarier and more dangerous and instead of whales there’d be giant deer and just wow

[chandrar-nalaar]

you have a beautiful imagination

[iguanamouth]

[thejunglenook]

This is precisely what it feels like to do field research in Central African Rain forests.