TentacleDuck

she/her I may be a librarian. Without tentacles. But who will ever know?

[queenofattolia]

[tiffycat]

Lucy and her three weed smoking boyfriends

[foxyjoy-art]

Fairy transportation

[birdandvine]

Good Morning, I Am Not Going to Commit Suicide Today, by Kimmy Walters

[nicht-vobla]

I, for one, think Wen Qing should get Jiang Cheng pregnant as a birthday gift

[bikefuckersoftheworldunite]

Velvet Goldmine (1998) dir. Todd Haynes

[sleepy-salami]

an appropriate amount of love to express for fairy, i guess

[tls123]

FLEABAG — season two, episode four + jiang cheng, his family, and jin ling

requested by @spriteofmushrooms - insp

[breezemoonriver]

Bram Stoker’s Dracula voluptuous counter:

1✨

[another-chaotic-bisexual-vampire]

[ambrosial-sunshine]

“I seek not gaiety nor mirth, not the bright voluptuousness of much sunshine and sparkling waters which please the young and gay.”

Dracula spake thus on May 7th

[winepresswrath]

I love how you can clearly see:

a) The exact moment Jiang Cheng decides to make this excruciating for everyone

b) Wei Wuxian's realization that Jiang Cheng has committed to the bit and is fully prepared to just stand there and demand that they lie to his face.

c) Xichen bluescreening as he tries to figure out the odds that Jiang Cheng knows Xichen knows and whether or not he can play this off like oh, no ... This is a different guy in a mask who follows my brother around everywhere and dresses exactly like the yiling patriarch... it's the latest thing this season... you should try it out it's very fashionable and great for your skin

[veto-power-over-clocks]

The best part is that they had an entire month to prepare for this and none of them considered that Jiang Cheng isn’t just someone that has been parenting for 16 years, he’s also a younger brother. They could never have been ready: LXC had LWJ for a little brother, LWJ doesn’t have younger brothers, and WWX has shit memory.

[darkcrowprincess]

Scenes like this is where you're reminded that Jiang Cheng is a little brother. He is the little brother of Wei Wuxian and he's as much of gremlin as he is.

[agroveinthesavagegarden]

Dracula voice: I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for my lawyer, his wife, his wife’s girlfriend, his wife’s girlfriend’s fiancé and their extra boyfriends the Cowboy and the doctor and the doctor’s thesis advisor who knows how to kill vampires for some reason!

[re-dracula]

Visit Original Link

Tune into Re: Dracula in a week's time to hear the count not get away with it.

[ruensroad]

ZhanCheng Marriage of Convience AU. Look we all know they'd rather kill each other before even considering the prospect, but for fun's sake, let me ask anyway: which compels you more?

JC asks LWJ as an alliance (don't need to impress one who already hates you).

LWJ asks JC as a way to dodge other proposals (JC wont force him to forget WWX).

Voting ended onApr 20

[ruensroad]

This AU idea sparked a fic!

[ruensroad]

The ZhanCheng was hilarious this chap.

Best way to discuss a marriage proposal is with the bunnies as witnesses ;3;

[haveyouplayedthisttrpg]

Have you played Lovecraftesque ?

By Josh Fox and Becky Annison

We are going to tell a story together. The story of a lone individual stumbling upon clues to a terrible evil. At first they dismiss it, but piece by piece a picture emerges, until suddenly it becomes impossible to deny. They plunge into shadow, they recoil in horror, but it is already too late. The horrifying truth is laid bare and they are consumed by darkness.

Lovecraftesque is a GMless tabletop game that creates a compelling cosmic horror tale in a single session of play.

2-5 players each share control of a single character who is the witness to the terrible horror you will create, and each contribute to the horror itself.

Lovecraftesque has exciting scenarios by authors like Ken Hite (The Dracula Dossier), Jonathan Sims (The Magnus Archives) and Lynne Hardy (Call Of Cthulhu). Or you can build your own setting at the table using the game’s core deck.

It can be played solo or with a group of 2-5 players, in around 2 hours.

Have you played ?

Yes I have played it

no but i've read it

no but I've heard of it

never heard of it

Voting ended onApr 15

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

the item you held last {phone doesn't count} just disappeared, just poof stopped existing are you mad about it?

yes

no

happy actually?

NOOOOOOOOO

neutral

results

Voting ended onApr 9

[talkingpiffle]

“I take it, Harriet, that you have no new answer to give me?” “No, Peter. I’m sorry, but I can’t say anything else.” “All right. Don’t worry. I’ll try not to be a nuisance. But if you could put up with me occasionally, as you have done tonight, I should be very grateful to you.” “I don’t think that would be at all fair to you.” “If that’s the only reason, I am the best judge of that.” Then, with a return of his habitual self-mockery: “Old habits die hard. I will not promise to reform altogether. I shall, with your permission, continue to propose to you, at decently regulated intervals—as a birthday treat, and on Guy Fawkes Day and on the Anniversary of the King’s Accession. But consider it, if you will, as a pure formality. You need not pay the smallest attention to it.” “Peter, it’s foolish to go on like this.” “And, of course, on the Feast of All Fools.” “It would be better to forget all about it—I hoped you had.” “I have the most ill-regulated memory. It does those things which it ought not to do and leaves undone the things it ought to have done. But it has not yet gone on strike altogether.”

–Dorothy L. Sayers, Gaudy Night, Chapter IV, 1936.

[catchymemes]

[pghumfort]

dead dove do not eat in practice