Stoned Mermaid🧜🏻‍♀️

Texas 27🌻🧜🏻‍♀️

[notthatdom]

Be possessive over me. I like being reminded that I belong to you, that I’m yours alone.

[earthdad]

ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog

[turtlegirl521]

“miss piggy would make it look like an accident”

[unfavorableinstigation]

This keeps going past on my dash and I can’t let it go any longer. It’s time to see the record straight.

Miss Piggy doesn’t have a subtle bone in her floppy felt body. There is no possible way she could ever make it look like an accident.

Miss Piggy would make you into an example.

[battlships]

"The internet is bad now bc everything is kid-safe" "the internet is bad now because adults took over kid spaces"

The internet is bad because capitalism forced every age group into one space. There are no kid spaces. There are no adult spaces. There is just the market

[bettyrightnow]

tomorrow is not even friday and it’s not even thursday

[boyd-stevens]

SCREAM 1996, dir. Wes Craven

[kiefbowl]

I love when people are like “I can’t believe you reblogged that despite their user name, icon, bio, and last twenty posts” bc to me my dash is the only part of this website and I’m not slowing down to look at urls you could all be the same person

[twisted-little-fairy-story]

#spiritual successor is people being like why didnt you read my pinned before you reblogged!!!#dude i am not. i am not vetting every blog#i am here to backread for 45mins and rb 30 posts in a row and disappear#tumblr life

[bloodybellycomb]

All of tumblr the second it becomes march

[sunnfl0w3rr]

nobody:

tumblr when Ides of March:

[when-november-ends]

for the ides of march, tumblr should give us a button to stab people. and a badge for stabbing a lot of people.

[dailyflicks]

THE PRINCESS BRIDE dir. Rob Reiner, 1987

[dailyflicks]

101 DALMATIANS (1996) Dir. Stephen Herek

[free-my-mindd]

The price you pay for ignoring your gut feeling is very expensive.

[stydixa]

THE INCREDIBLES (2004) Dir. Brad Bird

[suffering-and-misery]

adhd executive dysfunction sucks bcuz im just sitting there and my brain is like

YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME

no work done no rest gained. literally no point of this at all

(to everyone who reblogged, donate and share @olagaza's initiative!)

[sophsun1]

Hercules (1997) dir. John Musker & Ron Clements

[eymurn]

In your 20s, you'll feel like you're losing the race. It's important to understand that there is no race.

[svdaily]

Not even against yourself.

[theambitiouswoman]

At all.

[semtitulo]

who else has fantasized about the Nutrient Brick