Nerd Life

Geek. Gaymer. Dungeon Master. Archer. NYC.

[inquiring-methodist]

That moment a famous Star Trek actor says almost the exact same thing as you about the exact same topic within an hour of one another on Twitter…

[borgcast]

Wheaton speaks truth.

[startrekships]

preach

[keetkaatart]

Margaret Cho nails it

“Why has there never been an Asian-American host, cast member or musical guest on ‘SNL’ in 41 years? Forty-one years. Yet they want Donald Trump, a known racist, a known sexist, who disgustingly wants to have sex with his daughter. Who does he think he is, Woody Allen?”

“People come at me and say, ‘Oh, Fred Armisen is a quarter Japanese, Rob Schneider is half Filipino.’ Yeah, that makes three-quarters of an Asian-American, not even in one person, in 41 years.“

[micdotcom]

Watch: Campbell’s Soup just got geeky parenting so right

[lifesatripsoenjoytheride]

[monbeam]

[aint-nothin-but-a-gorehound]

This gif accurately portrays how I play any game ever.

[stripeydani]

Always reblog.

[terisaurus]

Perrin takes a nap. #puppylife

[dare-to-dm]

You want your players to figure out your puzzle so you can be all like

But instead they just blow it up or something and you’re like

Either way, good times.

[terisaurus]

Camping!

[terisaurus]

Evening dog walk turned into fireworks.

[terisaurus]

Vino with the boys. @easy_bake_owen and @fmgillan

[corruptionpoints]

D&D Stats Explained with Tomatoes

mindchildofmadness submits:

Strength is being able to crush a tomato.

Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.

Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.

Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.

Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.

Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.

(Source)

[mehyewll-blog]

[twistedviper]

If I stop reblogging this assume I’m dead

[sttngfashion]

Happy Captain Picard Day!! I’ll be practicing my flute to celebrate. (But I hate Earl Grey tea so none of that at ANY temperature.)

[terisaurus]

China Through the Looking Glass #metmuseum

[terisaurus]

Starting the day off right. #metmuseum

[terisaurus]

There is an IndieGoGo campaign to get an English translation of this gay JRPG made.

“In this homage to classic JRPGs, you play as a male hero who is summoned to the fantasy world of Midearth to save it from a demon king.

As if your hands aren't full enough, you’ll also be forming bonds and falling in love with characters such as a fierce horned ogre, a monk skilled in magic, a rough Adventurer’s Guild master, and a dragon in the form of a man (all male characters!).”

Official Website.

[stqrwrs]

an actual star wars scene

[hezenkoss]

Star Trek Voyager: Revulsion

[terisaurus]

Saving this for whenever I leave my job.